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<p></p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>==About== <br /> <br /> Say bye bye to the future! For now...<br /> <br /> Cast: Ert Plus, Dan, Pete, Alfonzo, Dan (Slagathor)<br /> <br /> Places: Dan's Apartment, Waffle Town<br /> <br /> Date: January 17,2009<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> <br /> ''{Fade to Dan's Apartment. Where the refridgerator used to be is a strange looking machine. Ert is kneeling next to the machine working on the finishing touches}''<br /> <br /> '''ERT:''' ''{Connecting wires}'' Okay... Just gotta calibrate the engine. And... ''{The machine starts up}'' Sweet! It's finished. ''{Gets up}''<br /> <br /> ''{Dan enters from the front door and walks into the kitchen with groceries}''<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' What's the diagnosis, Ert?<br /> <br /> '''ERT:''' It's finished. Now we just gotta go get your future counterpart back here and he can go home.<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' You mean Slagathor?<br /> <br /> '''ERT:''' Er... Sure, why not?<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' I'm on it. ''{Dan takes out his cell and calls Alfonzo}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Waffle Town. Alfonzo and Pete are sitting at a table eating waffles and talking}''<br /> <br /> '''PETE:''' And that's why Hot Rod is the greatest movie ever.<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' Sounds pretty zany... ''{Alfonzo's phone rings. The ringtone is &quot;Wannabe&quot; by the Spice Girls. Peter slowly looks up from his plate to Alfonzo}''<br /> <br /> '''PETE:''' Seriously?<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' You. Tell. No one. ''{Alfonzo answers his phone as Pete continues eating waffles}'' Hello?...It is? Great!........Yeah, I'll send him over.....Ok, see ya. ''{Hangs up}''<br /> <br /> '''PETE:''' What happened? You won concert tickets? ''{Laughs}''<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' No! Ert finished the time machine thing.<br /> <br /> '''PETE:''' Oh. Coolness.<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' Yeah. We gotta go tell Slagathor.<br /> <br /> '''PETE:''' Ok. Where's he at?<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' Dunno. I'll contact him. ''{Pulls out a futuristic communicator}'' He gave me this thing to keep in contact with him.<br /> <br /> '''PETE:''' Nice. Well, I'm-a go get me some more waffles. Want anything?<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' Nah, I'm good. <br /> <br /> ''{Pete walks away. The scene cuts back to Dan's Apartment}''<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' Alright. Well, they're gonna go get Slagathor. Meanwhile...um... I dunno.<br /> <br /> '''ERT:''' Cool.<br /> <br /> ''{They both stand there staring at each other awkwardly for a few seconds}''<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' So... You invent things?<br /> <br /> '''ERT:''' Yep. Hence the large time machine thingy.<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' True.<br /> <br /> ''{They stand there awkwardly for another few seconds}''<br /> <br /> '''ERT:''' Yeah...<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' Well, this is cool and all, but I'm gonna head out. See ya. <br /> <br /> ''{Dan walks over toward the front door. As he does the wall on the east side of the room opens up and Slagathor walks out. Dan screams in terror}''<br /> <br /> '''SLAGATHOR:''' Geez... Chill out, man.<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' How did you do that?!<br /> <br /> '''SLAGATHOR:''' I built a storage bunker. The jewel should be safe in there. <br /> <br /> ''{Slagathor turns to the opening in the wall and takes out a futuristic looking device; the same as Alfonzo used to contact Slagathor. He types something in on it and the wall closes}''<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' Woah. What is going on, man?<br /> <br /> '''SLAGATHOR:''' Don't worry about it. Anyway, Alfonzo told me the machine is complete?<br /> <br /> '''ERT:''' Yeah. I just finished it.<br /> <br /> '''SLAGATHOR:''' Excellent. ''{Walks over to the kitchen}''<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' So... you're leaving now?<br /> <br /> '''SLAGATHOR:''' Yeah. My work here is done. The jewel is safe so now the future should be a much brighter place. When I return, everything should have changed. Even me.<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' So wait... Are you gonna forget everything that happened here?<br /> <br /> '''SLAGATHOR:''' I can't be sure. But you won't forget, so I'll probably remember.<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' Time travel is confusing. Well... I guess I'll see you in the future?<br /> <br /> '''SLAGATHOR:''' You'll be me in the future.<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' Stop. My brain seriously feels like it might explode.<br /> <br /> '''SLAGATHOR:''' Sorry. ''{Walks over to the machine and opens a panel on it}''<br /> <br /> '''ERT:''' What are you doing?<br /> <br /> '''SLAGATHOR:''' Gotta set my destination in here.<br /> <br /> ''{A keypad comes out of the panel on the machine. Slagathor types something in and the panel closes. The machine opens up and he steps in, disappearing in a flash. The machine closes back up}''<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' Did it work?<br /> <br /> '''ERT:''' I think so.<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' I miss me. I was totally beast. <br /> <br /> '''ERT:''' Yeah you were alright. But I bet my future self kicks more ass than yours.<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' Oh please. Did you see the scars on me? I was fighting zombies like it was nothing.<br /> <br /> '''ERT:''' Whatever.<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' Wait. I just thought of something... <br /> <br /> '''ERT:''' What?<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' He owes me a new fridge!! <br /> <br /> '''ERT:''' Well actually I built a refridgerator into the machine as well. ''{Walks over to the machine and presses a button on it. The machine opens up to reveal an empty fridge}''<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' ''{Picks up the bag of groceries on the counter and walks toward the machine}'' I have a feeling we are gonna be best friends, Ert.<br /> <br /> ''{Fade to black. &quot;The End&quot; appears on the screen}''<br /> <br /> ==Easter Eggs==<br /> Click on &quot;The&quot;<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Dan's Apartment. Alfonzo is dancing on the couch blasting Spice Girls music. After about 5 seconds, it goes back to the end of the toon}''<br /> <br /> ==Fun Facts==<br /> * Hot Rob IS the greatest movie of all time. And don't you forget it.</div>

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