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<p>New page: ==About== Have a happy Clementines Day with Dan and friends! Cast: Alfonzo, Strong Intelligent, Paco the Taco, Dan, Pete, Ronald (Offscreen), Ashley Places: Waffle Town, Dan&#039;s Apartmen...</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>==About== <br /> <br /> Have a happy Clementines Day with Dan and friends!<br /> <br /> Cast: Alfonzo, Strong Intelligent, Paco the Taco, Dan, Pete, Ronald (Offscreen), Ashley<br /> <br /> Places: Waffle Town, Dan's Apartment<br /> <br /> Date: February 14, 2009<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> <br /> ''{Open to Alfonzo behind the counter at Waffle Town. He's staring at the clock on the wall}''<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' Come on... three... two... one... ''{Whips his hat off his head and hops over the counter}'' I'M FREE!!!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to outside Waffle Town. Alfonzo runs out the door}''<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' I've gotta get home! Where's Strong Intelligent?<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Intelligent pulls up in his car at break neck speed}''<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' It's about time!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG INTELLIGENT:''' Just get in! I have a Furby in the oven!<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' ''{Getting in the car}'' I appreciate the carpooling, but you are one strange kid.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG INTELLIGENT:''' Just strap in. ''{Epic zoom in}'' These amps go up to 11...<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' What?<br /> <br /> ''{The car blasts off at break neck speed}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Dan's Apartment. Alfonzo flies through the window and crashes into the couch}''<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' Ow! What the hell, man?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG INTELLIGENT:''' ''{From outside}'' You're welcome!<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' ''{Getting up}'' Well at least I'm home. ''{Looking around}'' Where's Dan? Or anybody, for that matter?<br /> <br /> ''{Paco walks in from the bedroom as if just waking up}''<br /> <br /> '''PACO:''' Hey there, Alfonzo.<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' Hey, Paco. Have you seen Dan or Pete?<br /> <br /> '''PACO:''' No. I was asleep. Late night.<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' For a foodstuff, you are a party animal.<br /> <br /> '''PACO:''' ''{Cocky smirk}'' What can I say? <br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' So did they say anything yesterday about them going anywhere?<br /> <br /> '''PACO:''' Nope. <br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' This is great! With Dan not around to ruin anything, I might have a chance with Ashley!<br /> <br /> '''PACO:''' Yay! I'm going back to bed now. Got a massive migraine.<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' I told you to be careful about drinking too much orange soda.<br /> <br /> '''PACO:''' Psh! I can hold my orange soda. It's the syrup chugging contest that got me.<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' Not gonna lie; that's pretty disgusting.<br /> <br /> '''PACO:''' Don't knock it til you try it. ''{Goes back to bedroom}''<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' Anyways it's time to go take Ashley out for Valentine's Day! <br /> <br /> ''{Runs out the door}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Waffle Town. Dan and Pete are standing at the counter}''<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' Where the dangdarnit is my brother? I thought he was working today.<br /> <br /> '''PETE:''' Guess he left early?<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' Dunno. ''{Shouts over to the kitchen area}'' Hey Ronald! <br /> <br /> '''RONALD:''' ''{From offscreen}'' Sup?<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' You seen my brother around?<br /> <br /> '''RONALD:''' His shift ended like an hour ago, mate!<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' Dang. Thanks, man!<br /> <br /> '''RONALD:''' No problem!<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' ''{To Pete}'' So I guess he's home?<br /> <br /> '''PETE:''' Spose so.<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' Okay then. Let's go.<br /> <br /> ''{They start to head for the door, but they see Alfonzo and Ashley walk in. They hide behind the counter}''<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' ''{Quietly}'' Holy snap! He's with that thing!<br /> <br /> '''PETE:''' Come on, Dan. She's not that bad.<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' She's EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL!!!<br /> <br /> '''PETE:''' Shhh! Let's listen in on what they say...<br /> <br /> '''ASHLEY:''' I'm glad we finally got a chance to go out somewhere together.<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' Yeah, me too. I'd take you somewhere better, but money's still a little tight with us, and I get a wicked discount here.<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' Wow, he's not too bad. <br /> <br /> '''PETE:''' Yeah. The kid's better at talking to women then you are.<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' Psh! He wishes.<br /> <br /> '''ASHLEY:''' So, how have you been?<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' Not too bad. How about you?<br /> <br /> '''ASHLEY:''' Can't complain. So how's your uncle?<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' My who?<br /> <br /> '''ASHLEY:''' You know... that guy I met a while back? Your guardian?<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' Oh! Slagathor! Yeah he's good.<br /> <br /> '''ASHLEY:''' Slag-a-what?<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' It's a nickname. <br /> <br /> '''ASHLEY:''' No doubt Dan came up with that. It's pretty dumb.<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' Actually I think Paco did.<br /> <br /> '''ASHLEY:''' Oh.<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' Ha! I'm not always stupid.<br /> <br /> '''PETE:''' Yeah. Just most of the time.<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' Shut up! <br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' So...after this do you want to hang at my place?<br /> <br /> '''ASHLEY:''' Sure!<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' MY place, actually.<br /> <br /> '''PETE:''' Oh, shut up. It's ours too.<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' ''{Pulls out script and points to the top of the page}'' &quot;Places: Waffle Town, DAN'S Apartment&quot;<br /> <br /> '''PETE:''' Selfish swine.<br /> <br /> ''{Alfonzo and Ashley get up to leave}''<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' They're leaving! Let's go!<br /> <br /> '''PETE:''' Gotcha.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Dan's Apartment. Alfonzo and Ashley are sitting on the couch}''<br /> <br /> '''ASHLEY:''' I've never really taken a solid look around this place. It's nice.<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' Thanks. I try to keep it clean. Dan's a handful sometimes.<br /> <br /> '''ASHLEY:''' I bet. <br /> <br /> ''{They laugh a little. Dan and Pete slowly peek out of the kitchen}''<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' They have a common interest; insulting me!<br /> <br /> '''PETE:''' You're stupidity brings folks together.<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' Glad I could help.<br /> <br /> '''PETE:''' Oh my God, look!<br /> <br /> ''{Ashley leans in and kisses Alfonzo}''<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' Dear lord! The boy is a natural. What the hell?<br /> <br /> '''PETE:''' That's insane. He's smoother than you.<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' Shut your face!<br /> <br /> '''ASHLEY:''' It was great hanging out with you, Alfonzo. You're really sweet.<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' Thanks. You're great, too. I'd love to hang again sometime.<br /> <br /> '''ASHLEY:''' Are you asking me out?<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' I suppose I am. ''{Smiles sweetly}''<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' Dear God...<br /> <br /> '''PETE:''' Dude! He's a natural!<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' A natural idiot! If she says yes, it's gonna suck for me!<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' So?<br /> <br /> '''ASHLEY:''' I accept. ''{Smiles then kisses him again}''<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' NO!<br /> <br /> '''PETE:''' Sh!!<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' Sweet! <br /> <br /> '''ASHLEY:''' ''{Laughs}'' Well, I guess I'll see ya around. Bye, Alfonzo, and thanks again.<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' Bye! <br /> <br /> ''{Ashley leaves as the scene fades out}''<br /> <br /> HAPPY CLEMENTINE'S DAY!!<br /> <br /> == Easter Eggs ==<br /> None<br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> *My friend Sean wished me a Happy Clementine's Day. That's where I got the title.</div>

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