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<p></p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>==About== <br /> <br /> Dan and his friends reappear to kick off the New Year together!<br /> <br /> Cast: Dan, Pete, Homestar Runner, Strong Intelligent, Strong Bad, Alfonzo<br /> <br /> Places: Dan's Apartment<br /> <br /> Date: January 1st, 2009<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> <br /> ''{Dan, Pete, Homestar, Strong Intelligent, and Strong Bad are sitting on the couch in Dan's Apartment watching TV. The TV screen can't be seen yet.}''<br /> <br /> '''ALL:''' 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! FISHCAKES!!!! ''{All pause and look at each other, confused}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Did we just...read each others minds?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG INTELLIGENT:''' I used my telepathetic powers!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' I used my palm tree reading ability!<br /> <br /> '''PETE:''' I gotta use the bathroom. ''{Swings himself over the couch and walks to the bathroom}''<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' ''{Pulls out his Wii Remote}'' SWEET! Check out those fireworks!<br /> <br /> ''{Camera switches to show the TV screen. Dan is playing Animal Crossing: City Folk.}''<br /> <br /> '''ALL:''' Ooohhh... Ahhhhh....<br /> <br /> ''{Alfonzo walks in the front door of the apartment with a huge box}''<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' ''{Turning around}'' Dude! You missed it, bro! You shoulda seen the fireworks! They were all pretty and stuff.<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' ''{Struggling with the box and speaking sarcastically}'' No, that's ok. I don't need ''{falling over)'' HEEEEEELLLPPP! ''{THUD!}''<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' Oh. Ok! ''{Turns back toward the TV and continues playing}''<br /> <br /> ''{Alfonzo gets up and opens the box}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' What's in the box, Alfonzo mah good maaaaaan?<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' New Years gifts for everybody!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Sweet! What did you get me. And rest assured; no matter what it is, I will most likely hate it.<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' I got you a new Gameboy Color.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Jumps up off the couch and runs to Alfonzo}'' DUDE!! You remembered how much I love classic game device things!! ''{Swipes it from Alfonzo}'' I LOVE IT!!!<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' And for Strong Intelligent, I got you Rock Band 2.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG INTELLIGENT:''' YAY THINGS!!!! ''{Pulls a shiny new car out of Alfonzo's box}'' I LOVE IT!! <br /> <br /> ''{Everyone looks in disbelief at Strong Intelligent, who is rubbing his new car lovingly}''<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' How....did-<br /> <br /> '''PETE:''' ''{Walking back in}'' Those taquitos go right through ya... ''{Stops when he sees the car}'' What in the holy name of Aiesha is THAT?!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG INTELLIGENT:''' I shall call you Stephanie, my sweet...<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' Anyway... Um... Homestar! I got you... ''{Pulls out a fedora}'' A new hat!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Angrily}'' This gift sucks! I wanted Diana DeGarmo!<br /> <br /> ''{Alfonzo takes out a propeller and attaches it to the fedora}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' WOW!!! This is WAY better than Anne Hathaway! ''{Puts on the fedora and spins the propeller smiling}''<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' Pete, I got you... ''{Pulls out Call of Duty 4 pants}'' These awesome pants!<br /> <br /> '''PETE:''' WOAH! I love em! ''{Takes them from Alfonzo}''<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' What about me? Now your gonna tell me you got me Wii pants...<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' Actually... ''{Takes out Wii pants}''<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' SWEET!! ''{Yoinks them from Alfonzo and wears them on his head}'' Greatest New Years gift ever!<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' Well, I'm glad you all like your gifts! Hey Dan, can I play?<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' Sure, Professor Awesomegift!<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' Sweet!<br /> <br /> ''{Alfonzo sits down with the Wii Remote and strats playing, Dan sits back and watches, Pete puts his pants on, and Strong Intelligent gets inside his car}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Wait, Intelligent man guy. What are you doing?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG INTELLIGENT:''' I'ma play with my present! ''{He presses a button and his car teleports}''<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' Woah. That was weird...<br /> <br /> ''{The car reappears and Strong Intelligent falls out of the car wearing a spacesuit}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Where were you.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG INTELLIGENT:''' ''{Looking terrified}'' The future is HORRIBLE.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Eating his fedora}'' Why?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG INTELLIGENT:''' The`zombies...they ate all the pie...<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' OH MY GOD!! Wait, what?<br /> <br /> ''{&quot;The End!&quot; appears}''<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' Wait! This is such a random note to end on!<br /> <br /> '''ALL:''' HAPPY 2009!!<br /> <br /> ==Easter Eggs==<br /> *Click the &quot;!&quot;<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to outside the apartment building. Strong Intelligent and Homestar are sitting in the car}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' But Doc! We don't have enough road!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG INTELLIGENT:''' Roads? Where we're going, Homestar, we don't need roads...<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Intelligent presses a button, they brace themselves, and then the windshield wipers start}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to the end of the toon}''<br /> <br /> ==Fun Facts==<br /> *Zombies in the future might be, MIGHT BE, a storyline idea for the future...<br /> *Strong Intelligent is copyright to himself.<br /> *Homestar Runner and Strong Bad are copyright to The Brothers Chaps.<br /> *I like fishcakes.<br /> *In real life, I got Wii pajama pants for Christmas, and my friend Pete got Call of Duty 4 pajama pants haha.<br /> *The dialogue in the Easter Egg is a loose reference to the dialogue at the end of Back to the Future.</div>

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