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<p>chapter 2 done.</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Summary ==<br /> Fuji's battle with Spideroc starts.<br /> == Transcript ==<br /> '''FUJI:''' Hey, Spideroc. You can take the first shot.<br /> <br /> '''SPIDEROC:''' Gladly-HEY! ''{a large yellow aura surrounds him}'' I TOLD YOU TO CALL ME LORD KUMO!!!! ''{the aura burns his jacket and shirt}'' HEY! YOU MADE ME BURN MY SUIT! ''{a black, blade-like crystal juts out of his hand. he slices Fuji's head off}'' Well, THAT was easy!<br /> <br /> ''{cut to Fuji's body holding his head. Fuji's head has a fuse sticking out of its neck}''<br /> <br /> '''FUJI:''' THAT WAS COMPLETELY UNCALLED FOR!!!!<br /> <br /> '''SPIDEROC:'''''{offscreen}'' Uhh, why is your head a bomb, and why are you still alive?<br /> <br /> ''{cut to spideroc. fuji's head is on his shoulder}''<br /> <br /> '''FUJI:''' I just drank 5 gallons of Nitroglycerin AND, I'm immortal.<br /> <br /> '''SPIDEROC:''' Oh. Crap.<br /> <br /> ''{Fuji's head triggers a nuclear explosion. cut to Fuji, Spideroc, and Kei. The camera only shows their heads and necks}''<br /> <br /> '''SPIDEROC:''' So, if you're immortal and you're explosive, WHAT does that make you?<br /> <br /> '''FUJI:'''''{manic}'' I'M A KAMIKAZE PHOENIX!!!<br /> <br /> '''SPIDEROC:''' Ookay...<br /> <br /> '''KEITOHU:''' Uhh...<br /> <br /> ''{pan out to show all of their bodies are missing}''<br /> <br /> '''KEITOHU:''' WE'RE JUST FREAKING HEADS!!!<br /> <br /> '''SPIDEROC:''' HOW are we floating?<br /> <br /> '''FUJI:'''''{offscreen}'' My fried organs taste good!<br /> <br /> '''SPIDEROC:'''''{to Kei}'' Do you think that explosion messed up his mind?<br /> <br /> '''KEITOHU:'''''{very angry and annoyed}'' I'M GONNA EXPLOSION HIM STRAIGHT TO THE UNDERWORLD IF HE DOESN'T SHUT THE CRAP UP!!! Ah, the heck with this. ''{hangs self}''<br /> <br /> '''FUJI:'''''{chibi}'' NOOSE'd!<br /> <br /> '''KEITOHU:''' Huh? Oh wait. I forgot. I'm also immortal. And a head. ''{gets out of the noose}'' HAAA!!!! ''{small arms and legs shoot out of his neck}''<br /> <br /> '''SPIDEROC:''' This is a Piccolo reference, isn't it?<br /> <br /> '''KEITOHU:''' SHUT UP, YOU!<br /> <br /> ''{cut to one minute later. Kei (and his clothes except for his sleeves) is fully intact}''<br /> <br /> '''KEITOHU:''' Ahh, complete. ...Where'd my sleeves go? What the-Wait a minute. ''{rips left arm off. a robotic one grows in it's place. the hand of the robotic arm is replaced by a blade. Kei slices in front of him}''<br /> <br /> ''{change camera angle to Fuji. he has two scars on his chest}''<br /> <br /> '''FUJI:''' You missed. ''{raises hand. a ball of energy appears}'' This is boring me. You're no fascinator. ''{fires energy ball}''<br /> <br /> '''KEI:''' ''{chibi. is holding a &quot;Bonus Stage&quot; pennant. too bad for you, Clambrogo.}'' I LOVE 'dat webtoon!<br /> <br /> ''{cut to Spideroc. the energy ball is in front of him}''<br /> <br /> '''SPIDEROC:''' Guh? ''{the energy ball grows larger. Spideroc's mouth drops}'' ...<br /> <br /> ''{cut to outside the fortress. the hole Kei created earlier is boarded up. five seconds pass. an explosion appears beside the door. cut back to spideroc. a third of his face is bone. his left eye, left arm, and both legs are missing. his right arm is just bone}''<br /> <br /> '''SPIDEROC:''' K-Kei! F-fight him!<br /> <br /> ''{cut to kei}''<br /> <br /> '''KEITOHU:''' Yes, master. TRANSFORM! ''{voice turns demonic}'' NEGA KEI!!!! ''{his hair grows two spikes and an emerald. his arms, legs, and suit turn black and spiky. the emblem on his suit enlarges}''<br /> <br /> ''{Nega-Kei runs at Fuji. Fuji smacks him. Nega-Kei flies off. cut to Nega kei. he is passes out on the floor. Spideroc (all wounds are bandaged up}''<br /> <br /> '''SPIDEROC:''' ...Crap. ''{turns to Fuji and tries to attack}'' HAVE AT YE!!!!<br /> <br /> '''FUJI:''' HAHAHA!!! YOU N00B!!!<br /> <br /> '''NEGA-KEI:'''''{somewhat chibi}'' Idiots...<br /> <br /> '''''END OF CHAPTER 2!!!!!'''''</div>

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