JCM: /* Transcript */

2008-12-21T03:50:33Z

‎Transcript

JCM: /* Easter Eggs */

2008-08-10T19:29:35Z

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JCM: New page: == Summary == Funstar hopes that the songs he writes gets approved. '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Funstar Player, Homestar Runner, Marzipan, Da Trick, The Cheat '''Places:''' Fun...

2008-08-10T19:29:15Z

New page: == Summary == Funstar hopes that the songs he writes gets approved. '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Funstar Player, Homestar Runner, Marzipan, Da Trick, The Cheat '''Places:''' Fun...

New page

== Summary ==

Funstar hopes that the songs he writes gets approved.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Funstar Player, Homestar Runner, Marzipan, Da Trick, The Cheat

'''Places:''' Funstar Player's Computer Room, The Stage, Club Technochocolate(Easter egg)

'''Date:''' May 31, 2008

== Transcript ==

'''FUNSTAR:''' Uh, this is an intro with the word "email" in it.

<blockquote class=email>
<div style="background:#008000">Dear funguy,</div>
Have you wrote any songs? 
Curiously, 
Dot</blockquote>

'''FUNSTAR:''' Oh, dear. Another zoo relative. You put the greeting in the subject bar like him. At least this one has "Dear". But my name is wrong. Anyway, I have written a song or two. If you want to hear them, I can get them out for you. And, one day, if I'm lucky, they will become hits!

''{Funstar leaves then comes back a couple seconds later with some papers and a microphone in his hand.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' Now, you are about to hear one of the best songs ever.

''{Funstar puts the microphone on the computer then takes a deep breath.}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{offscreen}'' Funstar!

''{Funstar continues to hold his breath and signals for Homestar to go away.}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{walks onscreen}'' What's wrong?

''{Funstar "points" to the microphone.}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Ooh, a swiss cake roll.

''{Funstar gets angry as his face starts to turn purple.}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Wow, you can make your face change colors? That's neat!

''{Funstar hits his head on the desk.}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Would you mind if I took that? ''{"points" to microphoe}''

''{Funstar nods and "points" to the door.}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Ooh, what are these? ''{picks up paper}'' I didn't know you liked poetry.

''{Funstar gets dizzy and then falls to the ground.}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' I just came to tell you that I got a new job as a music manager.

''{Funstar jumps back onto his chair, his face white again.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' You got a new job as a what?

'''HOMESTAR:''' A music manager.

'''FUNSTAR:''' I know that!

'''HOMESTAR:''' But why did you ask-

'''FUNSTAR:''' ''How'' did you get the job?

'''HOMESTAR:''' I passed a test.

'''FUNSTAR:''' ''You'' passed a test? ''{laughs}'' You couldn't pass a test if your life depended on it.

'''HOMESTAR:''' I know, but they gave me the job just to get rid of me. Now you are looking at Manager Homestar.

'''FUNSTAR:''' Great. Now, you can release my songs to the public!

'''HOMESTAR:''' What songs?

'''FUNSTAR:''' ''{"points" to papers}'' Those songs!

'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{laughs}'' Those were songs?! Heh, no can do, Funnystar.

'''FUNSTAR:''' ''{angrily}'' Why?!

'''HOMESTAR:''' Well, those songs su-

''{Cut to a black screen saying "FPmail is currently having technical difficulties. We will be back in one second. 1."}''

''{Cut back to the computer room. It looks the same except the papers are in Homestar's mouth and Funstar is gone.}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{muffled}'' Something tells me he's upset.

''{Cut to Funstar's front yard. Funstar is sitting on the sidewalk upset.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' Stupid music manager.

''{Suddenly, Marzipan walks onscreen with her guitar.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Hey, Funstar, what's wrong.

'''FUNSTAR:''' Your boyfriend refuses to put my song on the radio.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Well, let me see it.

'''FUNSTAR:''' Get them from that so-called music manager.

''{Marzipan walks into Funstar's house and walks back out with the wet papers.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' Well, what did you think.

'''MARZIPAN:''' No offense, Funstar, but they're pretty bad.

'''FUNSTAR:''' ''{yelling}'' Well, what's wrong with them?! ''{calm}'' Sorry.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Well, for one, you ripped it off from another song.

'''FUNSTAR:''' So? That's what a lot of famous songwriters do. I just can't think of any names right now.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Well, the famous songwriters ''I'' know are original. You should do that, too.

'''FUNSTAR:''' Hmm, maybe you have a point there, I'll do it!

''{Cut to Funstar's living room. He is at his desk.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' I can't do it! Man, I didn't know being original would be so hard.

''{Funstar looks around. He sees a mirror, an advertisement for a movie called "Jack the Slayer" and a picture of Da Trick.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' ''{"snaps"}'' I've got it!

''{Funstar starts writing the song happily.}''

''{Cut to the Stage. Funstar, Marzipan, and The Cheat walks on it.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Are you sure this will work?

'''FUNSTAR:''' Of course! With your guitar skills, The Cheat's keyboard and animating skills, and my singing skills, we can't get declined!

'''MARZIPAN:''' But you don't have singing skills.

'''FUNSTAR:''' ''{annoyed}'' Just do this with me.

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{sighs}'' OK.

''{Homestar walks on the Stage.}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Hello, everyone. Today, a citizen named Funstar Player will show us one of his songs. If it gets approved by me, it will be popular! And, with no further ado, Funstar and the others!

''{The crowd cheers.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' We have names, you know.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{agreeing Cheat noises}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Too bad. You two aren't important enough. Now, shoo.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Fine, but after this, I'm breaking up with you. ''{leaves with The Cheat}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' OK, Funstar, we have the overhead ready. Now, show us the song!

'''FUNSTAR:''' Here it is. ''{brings up the song "Funstar"}''

''{Funstar sings this song in The Cheat's animation.}''

Funstar, Funstar, Funstar Player. 
He was never called a slayer. 
Everyone already knows it, 
But, he has a dog called Da Trick.
 
That's right, he's
 
Funstar, Funstar, Funstar Player 
He is not an inside-stayer. 
He never gets his own way-er. 
But, he's still 
Funstar Player.
 
Oh, yeah!
 
Funstar, Funstar, Funstar Player. 
He is not a Spanish sayer. 
But, he's still here all day-errrr. 
Funstar, Funstar, Funstar, Fun. 
His name's Funstar Playerrrr.

'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{crying}'' Oh, that is so great. There is only one thing to say about this...APPROVE!

'''FUNSTAR:''' I did it! Now my song will be on the radio!

'''MARZIPAN:''' I can't believe it! I'm going to be more famous than before!

'''FUNSTAR:''' I'm going to have a record deal!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{excited Cheat noises}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh, I forgot to tell you something, Funstar!

'''FUNSTAR:''' ''{happily}'' What?

'''HOMESTAR:''' I got fired from my job!

''{Suddenly, everyone stops being exited and looks at Homestar angrily.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' But, that means that you can't put me on the radio!

'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{laughs}'' I couldn't put you on the radio even ''when'' I had the job. It's restricted to a higher group.

'''FUNSTAR:''' What's higher than a manager?

'''HOMESTAR:''' I don't really know.

'''FUNSTAR:''' Then how will you release my song to the public?!

'''HOMESTAR:''' It is released. To the audience! And, I'll show it to anyone that missed it.

'''FUNSTAR:''' ''{twitches}'' I could do that!

'''HOMESTAR:''' Great! Then that saves me less work!

'''MARZIPAN:''' Homestar, this is about the time I break up with you and leave. ''{leaves}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Bye, Marzipan!

'''FUNSTAR:''' I'm going, too. ''{leaves}''

''{The Cheat makes his usual noise then leaves.}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Well, what you guys think of it?

''{Homestar looks at the audience, which is revealed to be empty.}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh, they left, too. Hmm.

''{Cut to the computer room.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' I can't believe that after all my hard work, I got nothing. Well, I answered your question, Period, I did write some songs. Now, leave me alone.

''{The envelope comes down with the paper saying "Click [[Funbox|here]] to email Funstar" popping out.}''

== Easter Eggs ==

*Click on the paper with the song on it when Funstar first gets it out to see a close-up of part of the lyrics.

Funstar, play. Play. 
Funstar, play. Play.
 
Funstar Player, really good. 
Funstar Player, does what he should.
 
Funstar Player. Da Trick, too. 
Funstar Player, we like you!

*Click on songs to see the part of the lyrics of another one.

Twinkle, twinkle, Fuuunstar. 
I wish I knew what you ar

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 '''FUNSTAR:''' I can't believe that after all my hard work, I got nothing. Well, I answered your question, Period, I did write some songs. Now, leave me alone.
-''{The envelope comes down with the paper saying "Click [[Funbox|here]] to email Funstar" popping out.}''
+{{JCMail|Funstar Player|funplay12}}
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