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JCM: New page: == Summary == Funstar gets a random email. '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Funstar Player, Homestar Runner, Da Trick, Homsar(Easter Egg) '''Places:''' Funstar Player's Computer Roo...

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New page: == Summary == Funstar gets a random email. '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Funstar Player, Homestar Runner, Da Trick, Homsar(Easter Egg) '''Places:''' Funstar Player's Computer Roo...

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== Summary ==

Funstar gets a random email.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Funstar Player, Homestar Runner, Da Trick, Homsar(Easter Egg)

'''Places:''' Funstar Player's Computer Room

'''Date:''' July 29, 2008

== Transcript ==

'''FUNSTAR:''' I'm sick and tired of email songs, but I do them anyway.

<blockquote class=email>
<div style="background:#008000"><font color=red>melanin</font></div>
<font color=red>Hey Kid,<br>
What's the deal with airline food?<br>
</font></blockquote>

'''FUNSTAR:''' First, what's melanin<small>which doesn't have "subject before it</small>? I'd look it up but it sounds disgusting so I won't. Also, I don't go on airplanes, so I don't know anything about airline food.

''{Homestar Runner walks into the computer room.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' Homestar, how do you keep getting into my house?

'''HOMESTAR:''' I found a key under your mat. See?

''{Homestar takes a key out of his shirt pocket.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' Give me that.

''{Funstar snatches the key out of Homestar's hand and swallows it.}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' But, how are you going to get in?

'''FUNSTAR:''' I have a spare. Duh.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Ooh, where?

'''FUNSTAR:''' I'm not telling you! It's so secret, not even I know where it is!

'''HOMESTAR:''' But, how-

'''FUNSTAR:''' I gave it to Da Trick to hide. He'll give it to me when I need it.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Prove it!

'''FUNSTAR:''' Da Trick!

''{Da Trick runs onscreen.}''

'''DA TRICK:''' ''{questionable Trick noises}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' Can you give me the spare key?

'''DA TRICK:''' ''{shakes his head and makes a Trick noise}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' No?! What did you do with it?!]

'''DA TRICK:''' ''{guilty Trick noises}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' You gave it to Homsar?!

'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh, I know that guy. Went to college together.

'''FUNSTAR:''' I know. So did I.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Wow, every time I mention someone else, it has connection to you.

'''FUNSTAR:''' That's because everywhere you go, I always end up there, too!

'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{thinks}'' True.

'''FUNSTAR:''' Da Trick, why did you give my spare key to Homsar?

'''DA TRICK:''' ''{Trick noises, then shows him pencil shavings}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' ''{sigh}'' Great, now we can't leave the house for two to three days.

'''DA TRICK:''' ''{questionable Trick noises}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' I swallowed it to keep it from Stealerstar.

'''HOMESTAR:''' What? I always put it back.

'''DA TRICK:''' ''{questionable Trick noises}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' The Free Country Express Train? I can't because they went out of business last week.

'''DA TRICK:''' ''{questionable Trick noises}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' I can't go on the Free Country Air Service because...because...

''{Funstar whispers something in Da Trick's ear.}''

'''DA TRICK:''' ''{laughs}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' Be quiet. I can't help it.

'''HOMESTAR:''' You're afraid of heights?

'''FUNSTAR:''' Wah! How'd you hear that?

'''HOMESTAR:''' I have superhuman hearing. It's a gift the tooth fairy gave my when she ran out of money.

'''FUNSTAR:''' You've known me all these years and you've never told me that?

'''HOMESTAR:''' It happened last night. That's the reason I came here. To tell you that!

'''FUNSTAR:''' ''{sigh}'' You could've just knocked on the door to tell me that and none of this could've happened.

'''HOMESTAR:''' I don't like doing that. It gives me headaches.

'''FUNSTAR:''' ''{angrily}'' I'm about to give you a headache right now!

''{Da Trick runs offscreen in fear.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' ''{calmly}'' So, you're the one that's rasing my blood pressure up.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Don't worry. I'll just give you ''my'' key. I have a spare.

'''FUNSTAR:''' Where is it?

'''HOMESTAR:''' At Homsar's house.

''{Funstar looks at Homestar annoyed.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' Of course. Everyone's giving their spare keys to Homsar.

'''HOMESTAR:''' That's because Homsar has a lot of pencil shavings.

'''FUNSTAR:''' ''{angrily}'' Pencil shavings are not worth a cent!

'''HOMESTAR:''' What? I'm sure they're worth at least a penny.

'''FUNSTAR:''' A normal pencil costs a penny here. Shavings of it aren't even close to a penny.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Well, it must be worth something.

'''FUNSTAR:''' Yeah. One out of one million of a penny.

'''HOMESTAR:''' There! I knew it was worth something!

'''FUNSTAR:''' ''{annoyed}'' Anyway, I can't just take your key. Where will you sleep?

'''HOMESTAR:''' Your place.

'''FUNSTAR:''' Pick again.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Marzipan's place.

'''FUNSTAR:''' Doesn't she hate you now?

'''HOMESTAR:''' Strong Bad's place?

'''FUNSTAR:''' Good idea. Go ask him.

'''HOMESTAR:''' OK! ''{runs offscreen}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' While he's gone, I better finish checking my email. ''{sits back down at the computer}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' Now, Noname, your subject has nothing to do with the email. At least I think so, so that makes this email random and I hate random emails.

''{Homestar walks back onscreen.}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Funstar, guess what? Strong Bad said no. I then asked Pom Pom and he said "yes", but I'll have to sleep on the floor.

'''FUNSTAR:''' Yeah, whatever.

'''HOMESTAR:''' So, here's the key!

''{Homestar gives Funstar the key and skips off.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' Your random email sickens me. Go spam some other unsuspecting individual, Strong Bad is a good alternative. Now, leave me alone so I can play with my dog.

'''DA TRICK:''' ''{offscreen Trick noises}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' I know you have a name. I'm just making fun of the fact that my emailer does, too.

'''DA TRICK:''' ''{relieved Trick noises}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' Now, go get a job at the police department. I heard they need some help.

'''DA TRICK:''' ''{sad Trick noises}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' Don't worry. You won't be shot. You're too smart. In other words, you'll run away before the rest do.

'''DA TRICK:''' ''{Trick noises}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' Oh, yeah. I forgot they run all day. I'll need you here to help me and be company. I'd rather have you than ''{shrudder}'' Homestar. Nevermind that, then.

'''DA TRICK:''' ''{Trick noises and leaves}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' They aren't gonna take ''my'' pet away from me. Maybe I can recommend The Cheat. And Homestar can be dog-like sometimes.

''{Homestar walks onscreen dressed as Da Trick.}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Moo?

'''FUNSTAR:''' No, not even ''they'' deserve ''him''.

'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{sadly walks away}'' Mooo.

''{The envelope comes down with the paper saying "Click [[Funbox|here]] to email Funstar" popping out.}''

== Easter Eggs ==

*Click on "random" for Homsar to walk onscreen.

:'''HOMSAR:''' Here's your Twinkie, Fred.
:''{Homsar gives Funstar his key back}''
:'''FUNSTAR:''' Uh, thanks?
:'''HOMSAR:''' Do you know where Homsar is?
:'''FUNSTAR:''' If you mean Homestar, he's at Pom Pom's.
:'''HOMSAR:''' Pshoo!
:''{Homsar poofs away in a cloud of dust.}''
:'''FUNSTAR:''' ''{coughs}'' That was completely normal, and by normal, I meant strange.

== Fun Facts ==

*Melanin is a skin pigment as said by [http://www.medterms.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=4340 the medical definition].
*Money being replaced by pencil shavings is a reference to [[hrwiki:lackey|lackey]].
*The [[wikipedia:tooth fairy|tooth fairy]] is a kid's myth of a fairy that gives you money in exchange for your tooth.
*Homestar knocking on the door with his head is what he did in [[hrwiki:3 Times Halloween Funjob|3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
*Noname is a name Strong Bad give emailers that don't sign their emails.
*The police department with dogs is a reference to the [[Fake Character Email Funstar Player/cop|last email]].
*Da Trick getting shot is a reference to [[hrwiki:Guns|Guns]].
*Homestar acting like a pet is a reference to [[hrwiki:do over|do over]].
*Homsar mentioned [[wikipedia:Twinkies|Twinkies]].

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 '''HOMESTAR:''' ''{sadly walks away}'' Mooo.
-''{The envelope comes down with the paper saying "Click [[Funbox|here]] to email Funstar" popping out.}''
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JCM: New page: == Summary == Funstar gets a random email. '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Funstar Player, Homestar Runner, Da Trick, Homsar(Easter Egg) '''Places:''' Funstar Player's Computer Roo...