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JCM: New page: == Summary == Funstar races Homestar. '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Funstar Player, Coach Z, Homestar Runner, Pom Pom(Easter egg) '''Places:''' Funstar Player's Computer Room, Ra...

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New page: == Summary == Funstar races Homestar. '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Funstar Player, Coach Z, Homestar Runner, Pom Pom(Easter egg) '''Places:''' Funstar Player's Computer Room, Ra...

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== Summary ==

Funstar races Homestar.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Funstar Player, Coach Z, Homestar Runner, Pom Pom(Easter egg)

'''Places:''' Funstar Player's Computer Room, Race Track

'''Date:''' May 4, 2008

== Transcript ==

'''FUNSTAR:''' ''{singing}'' We will, we will, email! Email!

<blockquote class=email>
<div style="background:#008000">A Race</div>
Dear Funstar, 
Can You Beat Homestar In A Race? 
From, 
Micah</blockquote>

'''FUNSTAR:''' Well, Mr. Capitalize-every-single-word-you-use-and-don't-put-subject-in-the-subject-bar, I can beat Homestar in a race. What did you think? Just because he has the word "Runner" in his name, he's the fastest ever?

''{Funstar types in "run_raceingman.jpg". It puts up a picture of Funstar with an afro and holding a medal.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' Back in the day, I was the most terrific athlete in Free Country. Winning every single race they threw at me. Then Homestar came. He was the first challenge I had.

''{Funstar types in "run_loser.jpg". It puts up a picture of Homestar with the medal and Funstar covered in mud.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' Unfortunately, I failed the race I had with him and he was named the most terrific athlete in all of Free Country, leaving me to go home in shame.

''{Funstar gets up and it pans up to show he is looking at his medal, framed above the computer.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' But, I swore that one day, I would get my revenge on Homestar and get that medal that is rightfully mine. And I will do that now.

''{Funstar Player gets up and walks away.}''

''{Cut to the race track. Coach Z is there and Funstar walks in.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Oh, hey, Funster, how are you terday?

'''FUNSTAR:''' I'm fine, Coach Z. Hey, have you seen Homestar?

'''COACH Z:''' Whoy, yes, I did. He worked by a few minutes ago to troy and sell me some melonade.

'''FUNSTAR:''' Melonade? What on earth?

'''COACH Z:''' Yorp, he's gots a new jorb now.

'''FUNSTAR:''' I'm going to get to the bottom of this. ''{leaves}''

'''COACH Z:''' Don't forget to worsh!

''{Cut to another part of the race track. Homestar is holding a box of melonade labled "Ice cream".}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Melonade! Get some hot, fwesh, melonade here!

''{Funstar walks in.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' What the heck are you doing?

'''HOMESTAR:''' I'm selling stuff!

'''FUNSTAR:''' Well, can you stop? I need to tell you something.

'''HOMESTAR:''' No can do! Us melonade-sellers must never take their minds off of selling melonade.

'''FUNSTAR:''' But you're not a melonade seller!

'''HOMESTAR:''' Says you. I've sold exactly -1 glasses of melonade!

'''FUNSTAR:''' -1?

'''HOMESTAR:''' Yep, I drank one because I was hot. This is not an easy, peasy job, ya know!

'''FUNSTAR:''' Uh, yeah. There's more important things than that nasty stuff.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Like what?

'''FUNSTAR:''' Racing your friends!

'''HOMESTAR:''' That's a gweat idea! When you find one, tell me!

'''FUNSTAR:''' ''{sighs}'' OK, then.

''{Funstar runs offscreen and then comes back onscreen in a Pom Pom mask and shirt.}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh, hi, Pom Pom! Funstar was just here telling me to race a fwend, and you're my best friend ever!

'''FUNSTAR:''' Bubble bubble.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Why, I'd love to race you!

''{Cut to the part of the race track with Coach Z. Funstar and Homestar walk in.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Why, hey, Funster!

'''FUNSTAR:''' Ahem!Bubble bubble.

'''COACH Z:''' Oh, I see. Hi, Pam Pam.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Hi, Coach Z. Guess what? Me and Pom Pom are going to race today!

'''COACH Z:''' Oh, rrrly?

'''FUNSTAR:''' Yep, I mean, bubble bubble.

'''COACH Z:''' Orkey dorkey!

''{Funstar goes to Coach Z and whispers something in his ear.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Oh! The winner wins Hamstray's torphrey!

'''HOMESTAR:''' My what?

'''COACH Z:''' Traphy!

'''HOMESTAR:''' Huh?

'''FUNSTAR:''' Ahem he means trophyBubble bubble.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh! Thanks, Pom Pom! Sure, I'll give up my twophey if you win. Just remember, they don't call me Runner for nothin'!

'''FUNSTAR:''' Bubble.

'''COACH Z:''' OK, 1, 2, 3! Go!

''{Homestar and Funstar run offscreen. Cut to the finish line.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' I'm ahead of him! I'm going to win!

''{Suddenly, Funstar slips on a puddle. He falls in slow motion.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' ''{low and echoing}'' Noooo!

''{It then speeds back up to show Funstar fall into the mud puddle.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' ''{sinking}'' Crud.

''{Homestar comes onscreen and jumps over Funstar.}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Boing!

''{Homestar runs past the finish line then stops. He turns around to see Funstar with the paint on his shirt melted and his mask slid off.}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh, hi, Funstar! Hey, did you see Pom Pom? He must still be back there, trying to catch up to me. I'll just go home and clean my twophey. ''{leaves}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' ''{sighs}'' I didn't even get to 70 lines.

''{Cut to the computer room. Funstar walks in covered in mud.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' Well, My Call, it turns out I can't beat Homestar in a race. Mostly because of that stupid mud puddle. I should've went against him on a day that it didn't rain.

''{The envelope comes down with the paper saying "Click [[Funbox|here]] to email Funstar" popping out.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' Uh, I'm going to take a bath now. Hey, that reminds me of-nah. ''{leaves}''

== Easter Eggs ==

*Click on "race" to see a scene with the real Pom Pom.

:''{Pom Pom walks in the race track. Coach Z is there.}''
:'''COACH Z:''' Oh, hey, Funster. You look more like Pam Pam than ever!
:'''POM POM:''' ''{questionable bubble noises}''
:'''COACH Z:''' Oh, you're the rrrl Pam Pam and came to help Homestar sell melonade?
:'''POM POM:''' ''{bubble noises}''
:'''COACH Z:''' Huh? Oh, nothing! Forget a word I said!

== Fun Facts ==

*The intro is a reference to "[[wikipedia:We Will Rock You|We Will Rock You]]", a song made by Queen.
*Homestar quitting racing to sell stuff may be a reference to [[hrwiki:disconnected|disconnected]].
*Funstar may be mentioning Da Trick when he remembers something about a bath.

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 '''FUNSTAR:''' Well, My Call, it turns out I can't beat Homestar in a race. Mostly because of that stupid mud puddle. I should've went against him on a day that it didn't rain.
-''{The envelope comes down with the paper saying "Click [[Funbox|here]] to email Funstar" popping out.}''
+{{JCMail|Funstar Player|funplay12}}
 '''FUNSTAR:''' Uh, I'm going to take a bath now. Hey, that reminds me of-nah. ''{leaves}''

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JCM: New page: == Summary == Funstar races Homestar. '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Funstar Player, Coach Z, Homestar Runner, Pom Pom(Easter egg) '''Places:''' Funstar Player's Computer Room, Ra...