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== Summary ==

Funstar tries to narrate a movie.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Funstar Player, Da Trick, Bubs, Strong Bad, Coach Z, Homestar Runner, The Cheat, Strong Mad, Marzipan, Strong Sad

'''Places:''' Funstar Player's Computer Room, Bub's Concession Stand, The Field, Smoky Office, Strong Bad's Basement

'''Date:''' Feburary 14, 2008

== Transcript ==

'''FUNSTAR:''' E...mail. E...mail. E...OK, I'll stop now.

<blockquote class=email>
<div style="background:#008000">subject: narrator</div>
Dear Funster, 
Have you ever been a narrator for a cheesy movie? 
Or in that fact, a movie? 
-Sam Man, Fighting Challenges </blockquote>

''{reads Funster as "Fun stir. What?"}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' No, I haven't narrated a movie, yet. But that's just because I didn't get my reply to the letter I sent to the movie I want to narrate.

''{Suddenly, Da Trick comes onscreen with an envelope in his mouth.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' What do you have for me, boy?

''{Funstar takes the envelope out of Da Trick's mouth and tears it open. He pulls out a letter.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' ''{reading}'' Dear Funstar, you have been chosen to narrate the newest Dangeresque movie, DANGERESQUE 3-D: CRIMINAL PROJECTIVE. So, come by 5 minutes or less to the station or we'll give your role to someone else. From, Bubs. ''{stops reading}'' Hey, Da Trick, how long did it take you to get the letter here?

'''DA TRICK:''' ''{makes Cheat-like barks}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' 3 minutes?! It took me 1 minute to take the letter out and read it!

''{Funstar and Da Trick look at each other for a moment and run offscreen.}''

''{Cut to Bub's Concession Stand. Funstar and Da Trick speed in.}''

'''BUBS:''' Right on time!

'''FUNSTAR:''' ''{breathing heavily}'' Bubs...when...do we start...the movie?

'''BUBS:''' Right now!

'''FUNSTAR:''' What?

''{A flash is seen and it cuts to the field, where Strong Bad as Dangeresque is running.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' ''{offscreen}'' In a world where crime sticks at the tip of your nose. ''{silently}'' What? Gross! ''{normal}'' There is only 1 hero brave enough to take it off...

''{The words "DANGERESQUE 3-D: CRIMINAL PROJECTIVE" comes onscreen in 3-D effect. Funstar sings the Dangeresque theme until a ringing is heard and Strong Bad stops running.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I wonder who that could be.

''{Strong Bad puts a candy phone to his "ear" and it cuts to Coach Z as Renaldo with a game boy to his "ear".}''

'''COACH Z:''' Dangeresque, there's trouble!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, what is it?

'''COACH Z:''' Its, uh, ''{to camera}'' line?

'''BUBS:''' ''{quietly, offscreen}'' Cutesy Buttons has been kidna-

'''COACH Z:''' Cutesy Buttons has been kidnapped! ''{to camera}'' Great, huh?

'''BUBS:''' Ugh. FUNSTAR!

''{Cut to Funstar, who is asleep. He jumps up as Bubs yells at him.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' Yaaahh! Oh, uh. ''{looks at scene}'' Dun dun duuuhnn.

''{Cut to the office. Strong Bad walks in.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You said you wanted me, Renaldo?

'''COACH Z:''' Yes. Here's the plan. We-

''{Homestar Runner comes onscreen in his Dangeresque Too glasses.}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' You said you wanted me, Renaldo?

'''STRONG BAD & COACH Z:''' What?!

'''BUBS:''' ''{offscreen}'' Homestar, get off the stage.

'''HOMESTAR:''' But you said I could be in this Dangeresque movie.

'''BUBS:''' No, I said you ''couldn't'' be in this Dangeresqe movie. You have worse acting than my mother.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh. ''{stays still}''

'''BUBS:''' So, aren't you going to leave?

'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh. ''{leaves}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{to Strong Bad}'' OK, the plan is we sneak up on the kidnapper and-

''{Cut to Strong Bad's Basement. The Cheat is holding up a piece of cardboard with the word "lair" on it.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' ''{offscreen}'' Meanwhile, at the lair.

''{Strong Mad as the villain walks onscreen with a tied up Marzipan as Cutesy Buttons in a hand.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' And what will you do if I refuse to give you my secret recipe?

'''STRONG MAD:''' I'LL KILL YOUR DOG!

''{Strong Mad takes Marzipan's guitar, Carol, from offscreen. Carol has on a sticky note with a dog's face drawn on it.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' No! Not her!

'''STRONG MAD:''' HA! HA!

'''MARZIPAN:''' OK, I'll tell you. The secret recipe is-

''{Strong Bad runs in and climbs on the couch.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' DANGERESQUE CAN'T STAY THERE FOREVER!

'''STRONG BAD:''' He's right. So, it looks like I'm going to have to...

''{Funstar sings the theme as Strong Bad crouches down, ready to jump.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' JUMP!

''{Strong Bad jumps off the couch and it zooms out to show Strong Sad instead of Strong Mad.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' How do I always end up he-

''{Strong Bad lands on Strong Sad, causing him to fall and a crash is heard.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Ow!

''{Strong Bad quickly gets up and brushes himself off.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I have defeated you! Marzipan's secret is secret again.

''{Strong Bad unties Marzipan and runs offscreen.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Goodbye, stranger! Jeez, those glasses look weird.

''{Cut to outside. Strong Bad is still running, and as he does, Funstar ends the movie with more singing.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' ''{offscreen, at the tune of the Dangeresque theme}'' The end. This is the end. The end. This is the end.

'''BUBS:''' And that's a wrap!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Finally! I'll be in my trailer.

'''BUBS:''' Uh, you don't have a trailer.

'''STRONG BAD:''' No trailer? What kind of film business is this?

'''BUBS:''' A low-budget to no-budget film business.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Fine. I'm just leaving.

'''BUBS:''' OK, Funstar, you can go home now.

'''FUNSTAR:''' See ya.

''{Cut to the computer room.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' So, Samman, I narrated a cheesy movie and wasted 5 minutes of my life just for you. I hope your happy, 'cause I'm not.

''{An envelope comes down and a paper saying "Click [[Fake Character Email Funstar Player/Funbox|here]] to email Funstar" pops out.}''

== Easter Eggs ==

*Click on "Funster" when Funstar says it to see an advertisement.
<blockquote>Fun Stir 
Proves that stirring ''can'' 
be fun!</blockquote>

*Click on "Fighting Challenges" to see a 20X6 scene.
:'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{walking around}'' 1-Up, 1-Up?! Where is that kid?
:'''1-UP:''' ''{wearing Dangeresque Too's glasses}'' Hey, Stinkoman! Look at these cool glasses I found in that time capsule!
:''{Stinkoman starts laughing, little mushroom-like things appearing over his head.}''
:'''STINKOMAN:''' HA HA HA HA! Those glasses look so stupid on you! HA HA HA HA!

== Fun Facts ==

*The name of the movie is taken from [[hrwiki:stunt double|stunt double]].

*Strong Bad and Coach Z puts phone to their ears even though they [[hrwiki:Lack of Visible Body Parts|aren't seen with any]].

*Coach Z asking the camera for a line is a reference to [[hrwiki:First Time Here?|First Time Here?]].

*The email is a reference to the [[hrwiki:Dangeresque|Dangeresque]] series and [[hrwiki:narrator|narrator]].

*The time capsule 1-Up is referring to is the ine from [[hrwiki:time capsule|time capsule]].

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 '''FUNSTAR:''' So, Samman, I narrated a cheesy movie and wasted  5 minutes of my life just for you. I hope your happy, 'cause I'm not.
-''{An envelope comes down and a paper saying "Click [[Fake Character Email Funstar Player/Funbox|here]] to email Funstar" pops out.}''
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 == Easter Eggs ==

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JCM: New page: == Summary == Funstar tries to narrate a movie. '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Funstar Player, Da Trick, Bubs, Strong Bad, Coach Z, Homestar Runner, The Cheat, Strong Mad, Marzipan...