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JCM: New page: == Summary == Funstar shows Zorax some of his "inventions". '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Funstar Player, Homestar Runner, Homeschool Winner, Strong Bad(Easter egg) '''Places:'''...

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New page: == Summary == Funstar shows Zorax some of his "inventions". '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Funstar Player, Homestar Runner, Homeschool Winner, Strong Bad(Easter egg) '''Places:'''...

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== Summary ==

Funstar shows Zorax some of his "inventions".

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Funstar Player, Homestar Runner, Homeschool Winner, Strong Bad(Easter egg)

'''Places:''' Funstar Player's Computer Room, The Classroom, The Field

'''Date:''' April 27, 2008

== Transcript ==

'''FUNSTAR:''' Who knows about a nose? Not me. But I have email!

<blockquote class=email>
<div style="background:#008000"><font color=red>Inventions</font></div>
<font color=red>Dear funstar,<br>
Have you ever invented anything?<br>
Zorax</font></blockquote>

'''FUNSTAR:''' Hey, are you related to Zoo977? Because both of you didn't bother to put "subject:" in the subject bar. But, that aside, yes, I invented something. Funball. If you were thinking of something like technology and machines, well, I'll get back to you on that.

''{Funstar gets out his chair. Cut to The Classroom. Funstar walks in.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' Now, I just need to find an invention in here and I'll send the photo to Zorax.

'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{offscreen}'' Can I help?

''{Pans right to reveal Homestar.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' No, no, no, no, and no.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Is that a yes?

'''FUNSTAR:''' GET OUT OF HERE!

'''HOMESTAR:''' Why?

'''FUNSTAR:''' Because, you always mess things up. Don't you remember what happened last time I let you help me?

''{Cut to Funstar's backyard.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' OK, Homestar, we will need to cook for the New Year's party. You set up the grill, and I will put in the food when I come back.

'''HOMESTAR:''' You got it!

'''FUNSTAR:''' OK, then. I'll be back in 5 minutes.

''{Fade to a screen saying "5 minutes later". Fade back to the backyard, this time with grill parts everywhere and a big part of the backyard being charred and smoking, including Homestar. Funstar walks in.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' AAH! What the heck happened?!

'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh, you see, it all started when a fly came.

''{Fade to a screen that says "3 minutes ago". Fade back to the backyard. Homestar has a spatula in his hand. A fly comes in.}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Hey, you, go bother someone else.

'''FLY:''' ''{arguing buzzing noises}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Well, don't bother me now. We have an important party coming up.

'''FLY:''' ''{questioning buzzing noises}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' That's none of your beeswax. Or flieswax, in your case. Now, shoo. ''{swats at the fly with his spatula}''

''{The fly goes into the grill and makes a raspberry buzzing sound inside.}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh, you want to play games? Well, let's see if you'll be laughing at MAXIMUM HEAT! ''{turns a knob}''

''{Suddenly, it zooms out and then a gigantic explosion is seen.}''

''{Cut back to the present backyard.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' You blew up my backyard to get a FLY?!

'''HOMESTAR:''' Yep, and I succeeded.

'''FUNSTAR:''' Grrr...

''{Cut back to the classroom.}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' I know I messed up. That's why I want to help you find that technology, because I want to prove that I've changed.

'''FUNSTAR:''' Homestar, you wouldn't change if your life depended on it. What are you doing here, anyway.

'''HOMESTAR:''' I'm trying to find a gift for my friend, Homeschool, who is visiting this weekend.

'''FUNSTAR:''' Homeschool, you mean that genius that used to live here?

'''HOMESTAR:''' Yep, ever since he moved to another country for a job, he's started to miss us. And he's going on vacation this weekend, so he's decided to take it by coming to Free Country.

'''FUNSTAR:''' That's great! I'll just need to get him to make an invention for me, and Zorax will be stunned!

'''HOMESTAR:''' Why would you care if Zorax will be stunned?

''{We zoom in to a close up of Funstar. The background fades away to a flag with a computer on it, waving in the wind. Music begins to play.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' It is every emailer's duty to make an oath. An oath that is to answer every email they get, no matter how stupid, or near-impossible.

''{Cut back to the classroom as the music screeches to an end. Zoom back out.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' And inventions could get me some fame and fortune.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh. I like fame and fortune.

'''FUNSTAR:''' Yep, me too. Now, we just have to wait. Wait for the weekend.

''{Fade to a screen that says "One rest of the week later". Fade to the Field. A car drives in. The door opens, and a skinny Homestar-like leg comes out.}''

''{Cut to Funstar Player's Computer Room.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' OK, Zorax, I'm almost finished with my invention. I'll just attach the picture when I'm done.

''{Homestar walks in.}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' He's here.

'''FUNSTAR:''' OK, then! Now to find him and get one of his inventions!

''{Suddenly, a hooded figure walks in.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' ''{screams}'' Who are you?!

'''HOODED FIGURE:''' That doesn't matter. I'm here to tell you about a guy. Homeschool Winner. And your plan to try and take advantage of his return. I'm a friend of that guy.

'''FUNSTAR:''' ''{scared}'' Oh, dear.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Hi, Homeschool.

'''FUNSTAR:''' What?!<br />
'''HOODED FIGURE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' What?

''{The Hooded figure pulls down his hood to reveal that he is indeed, Homeschool.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' Homeschool? What were you doing in that get-up?

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' I was trying to scare you into not trying to steal one of my inventions.

'''FUNSTAR:''' Well, I was just going to ask you to make me an invention.

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' Oh. Well, no, then! My inventions are precious to me. And I will not make you one so that you will show it to a kid from the future and claim it as yours!

'''FUNSTAR:''' Dang, how'd you know all that? I didn't even know Zorax was a kid from the future.

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' I know everything. Actually, it's because I traveled the world and I overheard you talking to Zorax on the computer. Unfortunately, Homestar must've saw me go into the cloak. He is known for eavesdropping unseen.

'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{proudly}'' It's true.

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' But, it doesn't matter anymore. You already said you won't steal from me, so there's no chance of you getting any inventions from me.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Hey, Homeschool, how's your wife, Champeen?

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' ''{turns his attention away from Funstar}'' She's fine. Why ask?

'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{looking away from Homeschool}'' I just wanted to know. Hey, did you know that Trivia Time turned into a cookie jar.

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' How?

'''HOMESTAR:''' No one knows.

''{Pan right to the window. Funstar has a camera in his hand and walks out of view.}''

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' ''{offscreen}'' Hey, what are you looking at?

''{Pan back to Homestar and Homeschool.}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{looking at Homeschool again}'' Oh, nothing, nothing.

'''HOMESCOOL:''' Good. ''{turns again}'' Now, like I was saying, I-Hey, where'd Funstar go?

'''HOMESTAR:''' I don't know. All I do know is that he's not going to your car to find an invention and take a picture of it.

'''HOMESCOOL:''' What?! Oh, no! ''{runs out}''

''{Cut to the Field. Funstar is shuffling in the trunk. Homeschool walks into view.}''

'''HOMESCOOL:''' Ha! I've got you now!

'''FUNSTAR:''' ''{nervous}'' Homeschool, what a lovely surprise. It's not what it looks like.

'''HOMESCOOL:''' Oh, so your not going through my trunk to find an invention to use for evil purposes?

'''FUNSTAR:''' OK, so it is what it looks like. I'm sorry, but I must have that picture.

'''HOMESCOOL:''' All this for a picture?! I could call the cops for going through my property!

'''FUNSTAR:''' Well, in that case...

''{Funstar takes a picture of Homeschool, and as Homeschool rubs his eyes, Funstar jumps over him with the camera and an invention in his hand. He then runs off.}''

'''HOMESCOOL:''' Great, he escaped. If I only took karate classes, he'd be sorry!

''{Cut to the computer room. Funstar goes into his chair with a picture in his hand. He scans it.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' Well, here you go, No wax, my invention! ''{attaches the picture}'' Tell all your friends, and an adult or two, And while your at it, tell the mayor of your city. But, whatever you do, don't tell Homeschool!

''{The envelope comes down with the paper saying "Click [[Funbox|here]] to email Funstar" popping out.}''

== Easter Eggs ==

*Click on "no wax" to see a candle that has the words "Beeswax, flieswax, or no wax" written on it.

*Click on "Homeschool" to see a scene with him and Strong Bad.

:''{Strong Bad in walking in the Field when he sees Homeschool's car.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! That's a sweet ride! I can't wait to tell The Cheat!
:''{The window rolls down to reveal Homeschool inside.}''
:'''HOMESCHOOL:''' You like it?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, I remember you! I used to beat you up all the time!
:'''HOMESCHOOL:''' ''{sarcastic}'' Yeah. The best 20 years of my life.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Anyway, this thing belongs to you?
:'''HOMESCHOOL:''' Yep. I got it Cheap as Free!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{smiling}'' Hmm.
:''{Fade to a screen that says "Not a long time later". Fade back to The Field. This time Homeschool is on the ground and the car is gone.}''
:'''HOMESCHOOL:''' First one of my inventions get stolen, then my car gets stolen. I don't know why I wanted to come here in the first place. Maybe because of the marshmallows they have here. That stuff is good. Even though the mascot creeps me out...

== Fun Facts ==

*Zoo977 emailed Funstar in the [[Fake Character Email Funstar Player/band|last email]] and, indeed didn't put a subject in the bar. Even though Zorax isn't related to Zoo, he is one of his [[User:Zoo977/characters/Zorax|characters]].
*Funstar invented Funball in [[Fake Character Email Funstar Player/sports|sports]].
*Homeschool, Champeen, and Trivia Time are [[hrwiki:Rejected Characters|rejected characters]].
*[[hrwiki:Fluffy Puff Marshmallows|Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]] are the marshmallows Homeschool is mentioning and the mascot he mentioned is [[hrwiki:Marshie|Marshie]].

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 '''FUNSTAR:''' Well, here you go, No wax, my invention! ''{attaches the picture}'' Tell all your friends, and an adult or two, And while your at it, tell the mayor of your city. But, whatever you do, don't tell Homeschool!
-{{JCMail|Funstar Player|funplay12}}'
+{{JCMail|Funstar Player|funplay12}}
 == Easter Eggs ==

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JCM: /* Transcript */

JCM at 03:47, 21 December 2008

JCM: New page: == Summary == Funstar shows Zorax some of his "inventions". '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Funstar Player, Homestar Runner, Homeschool Winner, Strong Bad(Easter egg) '''Places:'''...