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2008-12-21T03:50:59Z

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JCM: New page: == Summary == Funstar tells about the time he went to the beach. '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Funstar Player, Da Trick, Strong Bad, The Cheat '''Places:''' Funstar Player's Comp...

2008-08-10T19:30:33Z

New page: == Summary == Funstar tells about the time he went to the beach. '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Funstar Player, Da Trick, Strong Bad, The Cheat '''Places:''' Funstar Player's Comp...

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== Summary ==

Funstar tells about the time he went to the beach.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Funstar Player, Da Trick, Strong Bad, The Cheat

'''Places:''' Funstar Player's Computer Room, The Beach

'''Date:''' June 21, 2008

== Transcript ==

'''FUNSTAR:''' I'm an email machine, even though I'm not a machine. I'm not email either...but I check it!

<blockquote class=email>
<div style="background:#008000"><font color=red>Da beach, baybay!</font></div>
<font color=red>Dear FunStar Player,<br />
Have you ever been to the beach?<br />
From,<br />
Ryan Bluefox</font></blockquote>

'''FUNSTAR:''' ''{sighs}'' Seriously, what's the point in asking to put "subject" in the subject bar again? No one listens to me, anyway. Also, who's Ryan Bluefox? DA TRICK!

''{Suddenly, Da Trick runs to Funstar Player.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' Give me info on Ryan Bluefox.

'''DA TRICK:''' ''{Da Trick noises}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' One of Aruseus's friends? That guy's my role model! Maybe if Ryan likes me, he'll tell Aru that I'm cool! Heh heh. Da Trick, you may go.

''{Da Trick leaves and Funstar goes back to his computer.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' OK, Ry, I'll tell you about my trip to the beach. Since you're so great and all.

''{Cut to the Beach. Flashback Funstar walks in.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' ''{voiceover}'' It all started a few months ago. I was bored and decided to have fun in the sun.

''{Flashback Funstar picks up a beach ball and kicks it.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' ''{voiceover}'' I actually liked the beach and decided to stay longer than I planned.

''{Flashback Funstar jumps into the pool and comes out with the beach ball in his hands.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' ''{voiceover}'' I thought nothing would ruin this moment...until Strong Bad and his little cat came.

'''FLASHBACK FUNSTAR:''' What are you two doing here?

'''FLASHBACK STRONG BAD:''' I'm here to play around and swim. I brought sunscreen with me. ''{takes sunscreen out}''

'''FLASHBACK FUNSTAR:''' Wow, who cares?

''{Flashback Strong Bad squirts the sunscreen in flashback Funstar's eyes.}''

'''FLASHBACK FUNSTAR:''' ''{waves his arms}'' Aah! Help! I can't see!

''{Flashback Funstar moves around and trips over a crab. Flashback Strong Bad and The Cheat laughs and walks away.}''

'''FLASHBACK FUNSTAR:''' Grr. I'll get them for this.

''{The crab pinches flashback Funstar's leg, causing him to jump.}''

'''FLASHBACK FUNSTAR:''' Yow! I'll get you too, lobster!

''{The crab pinches flashback Funstar's again.}''

'''FLASHBACK FUNSTAR:''' OK, OK! Crab! Geez!

''{Cut back to the computer room.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' So, I kept my promise for revenge, and the next day, I went back to the beach.

''{Cut to the Beach. Flashback Funstar walks sunglasses on.}''

'''FLASHBACK FUNSTAR:''' Now, where are they?

''{Flashback Strong Bad and The Cheat walks onscreen to flashback Funstar.}''

'''FLASHBACK STRONG BAD:''' Well, if it isn't you two again. You think wearing eyeglasses will make us not notice you?

''{Flashback The Cheat laughs.}''

'''FLASHBACK FUNSTAR:''' Of course not! It's...just bright today.

'''FLASHBACK STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, ri-

''{Suddenly, a gigantic flash of light appears, blurring the screen.}''

'''FLASHBACK STRONG BAD:''' Aah! My eyes! I can't see!

''{Flashback Strong Bad and The Cheat run around until they trip over a rock and falls into the water.}''

'''FLASHBACK FUNSTAR:''' Whoa! That light blinded them!

''{Flashback Strong Bad and The Cheat start sinking into the water, waving their hands for help.}''

'''FLASHBACK STRONG BAD:''' Help! We can't see how to get out of this water! We'll drown!

''{Flashback Strong Bad feels around and finds nothing around him.}''

'''FLASHBACK STRONG BAD:''' Oh no! the Cheat sunk already!

''{Flashback Strong Bad dives into the pool and comes out with a yellow fish.}''

'''FLASHBACK STRONG BAD:''' Good thing I can sense colors! Right, The Cheat? The Cheat?

''{The fish doesn't answer.}''

'''FLASHBACK STRONG BAD:''' Oh, no! he's...gone!

'''FLASHBACK FUNSTAR:''' ''{sighs}'' OK, I'm amused enough. I better go tell Strong Bad that The Cheat can float.

''{Flashback Funstar goes into the water and picks up flashback The Cheat, who was close to deck the whole time.}''

'''FLASHBACK FUNSTAR:''' OK, now. I'll go get your wrestler friend, Pikacheat.

'''FLASHBACK THE CHEAT:''' ''{angry Cheat noises}''

''{Flashback Funstar gets drowning flashback Strong Bad and brings him back to shore.}''

'''FLASHBACK STRONG BAD:''' I can't believe The Cheat is dead.

'''FLASHBACK FUNSTAR:''' No, he's not. I rescued him, too.

'''FLASHBACK STRONG BAD:''' You mean he's not...Oh, thank you!

'''FLASHBACK FUNSTAR:''' No problem. I mean, who would've known that the lighthouse would've blinded you two?

''{Flashback Da Trick runs onscreen to Funstar.}''

'''FLASHBACK DA TRICK:''' ''{Trick noises}''

'''FLASHBACK FUNSTAR:''' Ssh. On't-day alk-tay bout-ay the lan-pay!

'''FLASHBACK STRONG BAD:''' You mean you were the cause of all this?!

'''FLASHBACK FUNSTAR:''' ''{innocent}'' Uh, kinda. Look, it was only for revenge!

'''FLASHBACK STRONG BAD:''' I'll show ''you'' revenge!

''{Flashback Strong Bad chases flashback Funstar offscreen.}''

''{Cut back to the computer room.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' So, Ryan, that was the first and last time I went to the beach. I later on replaced the Strong Badian flag with Strong Bad's underwear.

''{Strong Bad walks onscreen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Dunstar, what're you doing?

'''FUNSTAR:''' I'm trying to make myself look cool in front of one of Aruseus's friends.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Heh, you can't make yourself look cool in front of anyone, cause you're not!

'''FUNSTAR:''' Whatever. Aruseus owns one of the most popular email shows ever created.

'''STRONG BAD:''' So? Mine is ''the most popular''! Though, you could never get me to think of you as cool.

'''FUNSTAR:''' Hmph! Just go away. You should be afraid that you have a competitor.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Competitor? He has no chance. See ya. ''{leaves}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' Maybe I never will become more popular than sbemail or arumail, but I can come close. All I need is approval. From both.

''{Funstar leaves the computer.}''

''{Fade to a screen that says "One stressful night later". Fade to Funstar's room. The alarm clock goes off. Funstar yawns and turns it off.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' Ah, I wonder what I can do before I check email today. I'd play with Da Trick...

''{Pan down to show Da Trick sleeping with a "Do Not Disturb" sign on him.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' But he doesn't seem to be ready yet.

''{Funstar gets out of bed and goes to his kitchen.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' Oh well, might as well eat some breakfast before I go outside to play by myself.

''{Funstar gets out a box of cereal labeled "Breakfast".}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' Nothing better than healthy cornflakes!

''{Funstar gets milk, a bowl, and a spoon.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' Yummy!

''{Funstar is pouring milk into the bowl when suddenly, an explosion shocks him, causing him to spill milk all over his shirt.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' Aah! What was that?!

'''{Funstar runs to his backyard and finds it as a gigantic, smoking crater.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' Oh, my gosh! My backyard! Who could've done a thing?

''{Funstar looks inside the crater to find his grill and playgroud destroyed.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' No! That's $2,000 worth of supplies! Which was actually cheap. Anyway, I'm going to find out who did this, if it's the last thing I do! I just hope it won't be.

''{The envelope comes down with the paper saying "To be continued!" popping out.}''

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