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JCM: New page: == Summary == Funstar tells about all the bands he tried to be in. '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Funstar Player, Homestar Runner, Marzipan, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, The Cheat '''Pl...

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New page: == Summary == Funstar tells about all the bands he tried to be in. '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Funstar Player, Homestar Runner, Marzipan, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, The Cheat '''Pl...

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== Summary ==
Funstar tells about all the bands he tried to be in.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Funstar Player, Homestar Runner, Marzipan, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, The Cheat

'''Places:''' Funstar Player's Computer Room, High School, Marzipan’s House

'''Date:''' April 16, 2008

==Transcript==
'''FUNSTAR:''' My email count is more than one. I make email checking fun!

<blockquote class=email>
<div style="background:#008000"><font color=red>Funstar,</font></div>
<font color=red>Are you a member of a band? If so, what is it called? I am in a country band.<br>
Zoo977</font></blockquote>

'''FUNSTAR:''' Zoo 977? Where are all the other 976 Zoos? Oh well, no, I'm not in any bands. I once tried to be in bands, but they didn't go very well. I first wanted to be in a band in high school.

''{Cut to The Homestar Runner Mysfit-steries school. Teenage Funstar walks onscreen.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' Oh, man. I'm totally going to join this band. Seriously.

''{Homestar walks up. He looks at Funstar for a moment and then leads him to a room.}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' So, here is the place where we practice. I think you're good enough to be in our Mysfit-steries band. But, first, I'd like to see what you can do.

'''FUNSTAR:''' Well, I play a mean sax.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Great, great. But you do know that that age is over, right?

'''FUNSTAR:''' Well, OK, then. Give me something and I'll play it.

'''HOMESTAR:''' OK, then! How about a bass guitar! My electric guitar can't do all the work!

'''FUNSTAR:''' Deal!

''{Cut to the band room. The Misfit-steries band are playing "Havin' Fun With My Friends" when suddenly, a sound of strings breaking is heard.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What the heck was that?

'''HOMESTAR:''' I don't know, but I don't think people will want to hear that when we play live.

'''MARZIPAN:''' I heard it come from where Funstar is at.

''{Everyone looks at Funstar. He is holding the base with all of the strings broken.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' Sorry?

'''HOMESTAR:''' You said you knew how to play.

'''FUNSTAR:''' Uh, I lied.

''{Everyone except Funstar hits their heads and start walking toward him.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' ''{pauses}'' Forgive and forget?

''{Cut to outside the door. Funstar flies out.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' I guess that's a no.

''{The base flies out of the door, too, and lands on Funstar.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' ''{from under the base}'' Ow, my self.

''{Cut back to the computer room.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' So, after that, I didn't think of being in a band for a while. But then, one day, when I was walking down the street, my want came back.

''{Cut to a street. Funstar is walking when he runs into a pole and it fades to black. A few seconds later, it opens to a poster which starts out blurry but then becomes clear, saying "Cool Tapes Band is in need for a keyboardist! Place: Marzipan's House. Join now!". Pans out to reveal Funstar.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' Yes, Mr. Paper. Wait. A band? It's all coming back to me. Oh! I gotta go to the house before someone else does! ''{runs off}''

''{Cut to Marzipan's House. Funstar runs in. The Cool Tapes band are in the room.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' I want to be in the band!

'''MARZIPAN:''' That's great! Can you play the keyboard?

'''FUNSTAR:''' Well, I-

''{Suddenly, a red miniature Strong Bad appears on Funstar's left shoulder.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, what are you waiting for? Tell Marzipan that you can play keyboard! You'll finally be in a band!

''{Then, a white miniature Homestar appears on Funstar's right shoulder.}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' No! It's not the right thing to do to lie to Marzipan like that! Don't you know what happened last time?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, we were kids then. All you have to do is play your best and you can trick those idiots!

'''HOMESTAR:''' Yeah! I mean, no! There are more important things in life than being in a band.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Like what?

'''HOMESTAR:''' Uh, melonade?

'''STRONG BAD:''' OK. If you want to listen to that stupid weirdo, it's fine with me. ''{disappears in a poof}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Ooh! Let me try! Eee! ''{disappears in a poof}'' Ding!

'''FUNSTAR:''' Uh, OK. References aside, I guess I can play keyboard.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Great! We've got a lot of practicing ahead of us before our concert next week.

'''FUNSTAR:''' Next...week?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Yep. Let's start now!

'''FUNSTAR:''' Uh, you see, I ''{runs away}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' WHAT HAPPENS?!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{cheat-like sigh}''

''{Funstar runs back in.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' OK, I'm ready.

'''MARZIPAN:''' That's great! Let's go!

'''STRONG MAD:''' THAT'S BETTER!

''{They all leave to the "band room", where the "Cool Tapes" graffiti still on the wall.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' A-one and a-two and a-three.

''{They all start playing but Funstar, behind everyone is not playing the keyboard. When they all finish, they all turn to Funstar.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Wow, that was great! You're real talented at that.

'''FUNSTAR:''' ''{nervous}'' Thanks. Heh heh.

''{The Cheat makes angry noises then hits Funstar's leg, causing a tape recorder to fall out of his shirt pocket.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' Crud! I should've hid that better.

'''STRONG MAD:''' YOU DISGUST ME!

'''FUNSTAR:''' Quiet, you.

'''MARZIPAN:''' I'm very disappointed in you. Get out of my sight. ''{turns her head}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' Well, I'm already out of your sight since you turned your head, but I'll just leave because Strong Mad is giving me the evil eye. ''{leaves}''

''{Cut back to the computer room.}''

'''FUNSTAR:''' So, that's why I'm not in any bands. Good luck with yours, though. Maybe I can join it. There's a wide variety of instruments in those bands. I must be good at one of them.

''{Homestar runs in angrily.}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' You didn't learn a thing I told you, didn't you?

'''FUNSTAR:''' What did you tell me?

'''HOMESTAR:''' Drink melonade!

'''FUNSTAR:''' Yeah, get out of my house. In fact, how did you get in it in the first place?

'''HOMESTAR:''' I'm experienced!

'''FUNSTAR:''' That's great. Now leave.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Seriously, just ask Strong B-''{Funstar kicks him offscreen}'' Dang, you're strong.

''{Funstar shakes his head. The envelope comes down with the paper saying "Click [[Funbox|here]] to email Funstar" popping out.}''

== Eater Eggs ==

*Click on Zoo977 when Funstar says it to see a newspaper clipout.
:''{The headline says "Hardhat Runner builds 977th zoo!" and under it the words "'I'd be so proud if it were a big accomplishment' says Hardhat" is seen.}''

*Click on "luck" at the end to see Homestar again.
:''{Homestar is in the scene from Main Page 6. A loud, low voice is heard.}''
:'''VOICE:''' Homestar, you are the worst angel ever! You didn't come close to stopping Funstar from lying!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{innocently}'' I tried my best. ''{normal}'' So, what's my award?
:''{Cut to the scene from Main Page 8.}''
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh, that's my reward.

== Fun Facts ==

*The Homestar Runner Mysfit-steries is from [[hrwiki:highschool|high school]].
*Cool Tapes is from [[hrwiki:Cool Things|Cool Things]]
*The miniture bad guy and good guy on a person's shoulders is a reference to many shows and movies, only, they're usually devil-like and angel-like.
*Homestar saying "Ding" is from [[hrwiki:Pumpkin Carve-nival|Pumpkin Carve-nival]].
*Hardhat Runner is Zoo977's character version.
*The scenes from the second easter egg are from [[hrwiki:Main Page 6|Main Page 6]] and [[hrwiki:Main Page 8|Main Page 8]]

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 '''HOMESTAR:''' Seriously, just ask Strong B-''{Funstar kicks him offscreen}'' Dang, you're strong.
-''{Funstar shakes his head. The envelope comes down with the paper saying "Click [[Funbox|here]] to email Funstar" popping out.}''
+''{Funstar shakes his head.}''
 == Eater Eggs ==

Fake Character Email Funstar Player/band - Revision history

JCM: /* Transcript */

JCM: New page: == Summary == Funstar tells about all the bands he tried to be in. '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Funstar Player, Homestar Runner, Marzipan, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, The Cheat '''Pl...