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''{Fade in to a bridge. The heroes are crossing it.}''

'''CHWK:''' A friggin' ''bridge''. Really.

'''SKUL:''' It's a good reward, I guess!

'''CHWK:''' "The BLUE Memorial Bridge"? He's not even dead!

'''BLUE:''' You sure?

'''CHWK:''' ... Uh, yeah. Pretty sure.

'''NCHO:''' Our adventure begins!

'''CHWK:''' I thought our quest was over. What's with this?

'''NCHO:''' Well, after we got the princess back, the king told me that the evil knight Garland rose some evil fiends from the ground--four of them, each representing the four elements. It's very simple, no?

'''CHWK:''' ... This seems way too planned to be a coincidence.

'''NCHO:''' Yes, you're right. I'm afraid I may have tricked you a little bit.

'''CHWK:''' Wait, wait, wait... you knew all along?

'''SKUL:''' What?

'''NCHO:''' I guess none of you read the job description, just the headline... Ah, 'tis a shame.

'''BLUE:''' That sucks.

'''SKUL:''' Yeah! It's almost like the writer forgot the plot to Final Fantasy!

''{Long, awkward pause.}''

'''NCHO:''' Well, no matter! We're off to Pravoka, the port town northeast of here!

'''CHWK:''' Well, no big. I mean, it's not like we're going to be fighting anything other than imps anyw

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'''CHWK:''' OKAY WHAT IS THIS

''{The Mad Pony kicks CHWK in the gut.}''

'''CHWK:''' auuuuugh oh god

'''NCHO:''' Well? Don't just stand there, let's kill that pony!

''{NCHO and SKUL begin furiously attacking the Mad Pony while BLUE stays back.}''

'''CHWK:''' WHY AREN'T YOU HELPING ME

'''BLUE:''' Can't help.

'''CHWK:''' AUUUUUUUGH ITS SO PAINFUL

''{NCHO finally cuts the head off of the Mad Pony.}''

'''NCHO:''' Oh, I see CHWK has taken some damage!

'''CHWK:''' NO WAY REALLY

'''NCHO:''' Here, let me help.

''{NCHO casts a spell on CHWK. CHWK is suddenly surrounded by a shimmering aura as he is picked up into the air and set back on his feet.}''

'''CHWK:''' Oof... what was ''that''?

'''NCHO:''' CURE! I know white magic, you know.

'''CHWK:''' Sheesh. Always gotta be better than me, huh?

'''SKUL:''' Oh, re''lax'', CHWK! You're always putting him down!

'''CHWK:''' Well he's- he's a showoff!

'''NCHO:''' I prefer the term "performer" myself, but-

'''CHWK:''' You know what? Screw you, you egotistical ass in a hat! You've gotta go around flaunting your magic and your combat skills while I, an up-and-coming mage, have to struggle with my own magic! Once, just once, you could help me out, but NO! All you're doing is making yourself look better! You know what? I wouldn't care if you died!

''{Silence.}''

'''BLUE:''' Ouch. Harsh.

'''CHWK:''' Yeah, I said it! You wanna stop me?

'''NCHO:''' ''{somber}'' ... No, you go ahead. I know when one is on my bad side.

''{NCHO lowers the brim of his hat.}''

'''NCHO:''' Come, come. We must head to Provoka.

''{NCHO walks along the path.}''

'''CHWK:''' Yeah, it's about time he shut up.

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