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<p><a href="/w/index.php?title=17&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="17 (page does not exist)">17</a> moved to <a href="/wiki/Everything_You_Know_Is_Wrong/Episodes/5" title="Everything You Know Is Wrong/Episodes/5">Everything You Know Is Wrong/Episodes/5</a> over redirect: revert</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Synopsis ==<br /> Oh no, a plot point! Homestar finds the Computer Room with Vector the Crocodile and, um, I think that's it in terms of important stuff.<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Homestar in a cardboard room, reading a newspaper known only as &quot;The Wiki Times&quot;}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' This newspapew is wubbish. I'm going to go find whoevew wote it.<br /> <br /> ''{Homestar walks outside the room. He realizes he is in StrongBadia's SPASAF ship.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' I think the cawdboawd just got lawgew.<br /> <br /> ''{Homestar enters the main control room, where Strong Bad and the Cheat are.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat! There's trouble in the Command Center!<br /> <br /> ''{Homestar gives Strong Bad a weirded out look}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' Did you say thewe's twouble in the Command Centew? Stwong Bad, you need to be mowe owiginal.<br /> <br /> ''{Homestar kicks the Cheat into Strong Bad's stomach. They fall out of the cardboard ship and make a hole. Vector the Crocodile appears.}''<br /> <br /> '''VECTOR:''' Well, if it isn't Homestar!<br /> <br /> ''{Several alarm sounds are going off. The hole leads to Strong Badia, with Strong Bad and the Cheat unconscious.}''<br /> <br /> '''VECTOR:''' We've got to make it to the Computer Room before this place collapses! Feel like giving me a hand?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' Suwe, why not?<br /> <br /> ''{Homestar and Vector head to Strong Bad's room in the Enselmo.}''<br /> <br /> '''VECTOR:''' Homestar, that isn't the right way!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the wiki. The sysops are working.}''<br /> <br /> '''SHWOO:''' Uh-oh! There's trouble in the-<br /> <br /> '''CLAMBURGER:''' Not another Command Center joke, Shwoo! <br /> <br /> '''SHWOO:''' What? Anyway, some odd thing is happening to the Enselmo. Apparently some crocodile from a different series got there and is having Homestar look for a computer room.<br /> <br /> '''JOSHUA:''' Aw, gosh darnit, we just reverted 27 million vandals! We also have to take care of the Subpage rule! There's no time for a cardboard ship anyway!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Homestar and Vector on the roof of the cardboard ship. Pan below to find Bubs with a lighter.}''<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' Note to viewers. Marzipan says this SPASAF thing is a waste of cardboard and aluminum foil. So, I'm getting paid $500 just to burn this so-called &quot;ship&quot; the Enselmo is.<br /> <br /> ''{Bubs lights the lighter and approaches the Enselmo. Cut back to Homestar and Vector near the edge of one of the wings. They see a computer room at one of the basement windows of the ship.}''<br /> <br /> '''VECTOR:''' Bingo! The computer room!<br /> <br /> ''{Vector dives into the Computer Room, bringing Homestar along.}''<br /> <br /> '''VECTOR:''' We've found the computer room!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' What was this fow again?<br /> <br /> '''VECTOR:''' We've found the Homestar Runner Wiki! We can get in!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' Uh... okay. I guess we could go thewe.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the wiki. Only Clamburger and Joshua are on their computers.}''<br /> <br /> '''CLAMBURGER:''' Homestar and that crocodile have found us out! What do we do?<br /> <br /> '''JOSHUA:''' Uh... nothing. In fact, why don't we congratulate them for their intelligence?<br /> <br /> '''CLAMBURGER:''' You know if Homestar finds us out then the fourth wall is broken, right?<br /> <br /> '''JOSHUA:''' I don't care.<br /> <br /> ''{Homestar and Vector make it to the wiki. They are at the Burger King.}''<br /> <br /> '''VECTOR:''' Woohoo! We're on the wiki!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a see-through person behind them}''<br /> <br /> '''???:''' Congratulations. I hope you enjoy your stay on the wiki.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' Hey, what's youw name?<br /> <br /> '''???:''' I am Agent Seethroo. Pleasure to meet you.<br /> <br /> ''{Agent Seethroo and Homestar shake hands.}''<br /> <br /> '''AGENT SEETHROO:''' Anyway, I have to get going. So, see ya!<br /> <br /> ''{Agent Seethroo warps out. Homestar and Vector head in line to the Burger King. Cut to the wiki office upstairs.}''<br /> <br /> '''JOSHUA:''' Well that was just awesome.<br /> <br /> '''MARKIE:''' Hey, why do I have so few lines?<br /> <br /> '''EKUL:''' I don't think the author knows you too well, and-<br /> <br /> ''{Shwoo hits Ekul in the head with a pretzel stick}''<br /> <br /> '''SHWOO:''' Okay, now that we have less idiocy, what is it we're here for?<br /> <br /> '''CLAMBURGER:''' In all ways but one Homestar and the crocodile known as Vector have infiltrated the wiki. Hopefully they are not stupid enough to tell their companions in their homeworlds.<br /> <br /> '''THATKIDSAM:''' I don't think we can consider Homestar Runner as a threat. After all-<br /> <br /> ''{A &quot;THE END&quot; screen appears near the Burger King. End 'sode.}''<br /> <br /> == Spot the References ==<br /> === Trivia ===<br /> <br /> === Inside References ===<br /> <br /> === Real World References ===<br /> <br /> == Comments ==<br /> &lt;s&gt;Find the computer room!&lt;/s&gt; LOOK IT OVER! [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 19:08, 12 October 2007 (UTC)</div>

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