Everything You Know Is Wrong/Episodes/12 - Revision history

Tyrannosaurus Lex at 19:55, 26 March 2015

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Noxigar at 10:34, 10 April 2014

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Tyrannosaurus Lex: /* Transcript */

2014-04-10T03:01:48Z

‎Transcript

Noxigar: So, uh, how 'bout that EYIK?

2014-04-08T05:15:03Z

So, uh, how 'bout that EYIK?

Tyrannosaurus Lex: /* Transcript */

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‎Transcript

Noxigar at 20:48, 8 February 2014

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Noxigar at 05:42, 7 February 2014

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Brerose at 08:35, 6 February 2014

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Brerose at 08:33, 6 February 2014

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Brerose at 08:32, 6 February 2014

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	'''NOXIGAR:''' Let me turn on the sensors to see if we pick anything strange up.		'''NOXIGAR:''' Let me turn on the sensors to see if we pick anything strange up.

−	''{Noxigar activates the map, and puts on anything which can detect Neckbeard Armor pieces.}''	+	''{Noxigar activates the map, and puts on anything which can detect Neckbeard Armor pieces. He presses the hyperspeed button, and the ship blasts off into warp speed.}''
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		+	'''END OF EPISODE I'''

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	'''CHAOS:''' Oh, riiiiiight. Where do we start?		'''CHAOS:''' Oh, riiiiiight. Where do we start?
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		+	'''NOXIGAR:''' Let me turn on the sensors to see if we pick anything strange up.
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		+	''{Noxigar activates the map, and puts on anything which can detect Neckbeard Armor pieces.}''

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	'''NOXIGAR:''' Okay, so seriously, am I the only one who is actually still thinking that ''maybe'' we should find the Neckbeard Armour pieces? I mean, if it gives us an excuse to bar-hop from universe to universe, I say we can still go for it.		'''NOXIGAR:''' Okay, so seriously, am I the only one who is actually still thinking that ''maybe'' we should find the Neckbeard Armour pieces? I mean, if it gives us an excuse to bar-hop from universe to universe, I say we can still go for it.
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		+	'''CHAOS:''' Can we.. uh.. wait a day or so?
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		+	''{Pan over to reveal Chaos being hit on by Shaundi and Kinzie.}''
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		+	'''NOXIGAR:''' Oh, for fu-...
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		+	''{NEXT SCENE, TWENTY FOUR HOURS LATER. The gang are back at their Gummi Ship, and are waving goodbye to the Kingdom Hearts and Saints Row characters. Chaos has lipstick marks over his face, Noxigar is wearing Aerith's necklace, and Lex is wearing sunglasses and a Third Street Saints jacket.}''
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		+	'''LEX:''' ''{To the Saints.}'' You guys staying here?
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		+	'''THE BOSS:''' You bet your life on it! Leon here told us about the "Heartless problem", and we thought we'd lend a hand!
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		+	''{Leon and Cid both hold up Dubstep Guns, while Yuffie has a remote control. Out of curiosity, she presses the button. In the distance, a gigantic rocket strike is seen destroying Malificent's castle.}''
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		+	'''YUFFIE:''' Suh-weet!!
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		+	'''CHAOS:''' Call me, ladies!
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		+	'''KINSIE:''' Will do!
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		+	'''NOXIGAR:''' Thanks for the drinks and pool!
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		+	'''AERITH:''' No problem, dude!!
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		+	''{The gang all get inside the Gummi Ship, which immediately flies out into the skies.}''
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		+	'''CHAOS:''' That was pretty cool. So, guys. What are we doing next?
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		+	'''NOXIGAR:''' We were going to get the Neckbeard Armor pieces, remember?
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		+	'''CHAOS:''' Oh, riiiiiight. Where do we start?

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	'''GAT:''' Hah. You know it, man!		'''GAT:''' Hah. You know it, man!
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		+	'''NOXIGAR:''' Okay, so seriously, am I the only one who is actually still thinking that ''maybe'' we should find the Neckbeard Armour pieces? I mean, if it gives us an excuse to bar-hop from universe to universe, I say we can still go for it.

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	'''NOXIGAR:''' I still have no deuced clue as to why Maleficent's goons were picking on someone who obviously had no heart.		'''NOXIGAR:''' I still have no deuced clue as to why Maleficent's goons were picking on someone who obviously had no heart.

−	''{Cut to "The Red Velvet." Aerith and Noxigar are playing pool.}''	+	''{Cut to "The Red Velvet." [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5N7JaURMxQ Dubstep music is playing as] Aerith and Noxigar are playing pool.}''
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		+	'''AERITH:''' Mighty good game, is it not, Nox?
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		+	'''NOXIGAR:''' It jolly well is. The thing I don't understand though, is why did ''they'' all come with us?
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		+	''{Pan over to the bar area, where Lex, Chaos, and everyone else is drinking alcohol and having a great time together.}''
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		+	'''AERITH:''' Eh, let them have their fun. After all, this is a celebration.
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		+	'''NOXIGAR:''' A celebration for what? Losing the Neckbeard Armor?
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		+	'''AERITH:''' The... what?
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		+	'''NOXIGAR:''' You know, the thing we were hunting for not an hour ago? That Maleficent stole?
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		+	'''AERITH:''' Huh, never heard of it.
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		+	'''NOXIGAR:''' But, but... but? Hm, never mind.
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		+	''{All of a sudden, the doors to the club open. A blinding light shines from outside, which prompts everyone to look at what the hell is happening. Five people walk in, all wearing exquisite purple-and-black suits. The leader of this group happens to be a female in her early 30s, while the other members happen to be two Caucasian females, one with ginger hair and glasses, and the other with her hair pulled back in a pony tail, an African-American male in a golf cap, and a Korean-American male with slicked back hair and sunglasses. The leader of the group pulls out a wad of cash and hands it over to the bouncer as a tip. She then walks over to Noxigar and Aerith, while resting her hand on the table.}''
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		+	'''????:''' Yo, y'all got room for one more?
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		+	'''AERITH:''' Oh certainly, come right in.
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		+	'''NOXIGAR:''' Oh. Um, yeah, sure!
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		+	'''????:''' Heh, thanks. Mighty appreciate it.
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		+	''{The lady picks up a nearby pool cue and walks back over to the table.}''
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		+	'''NOXIGAR:''' So, who are you, then?
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		+	'''????:''' Me? I'm just some bastard from Stilwater. But you can just call me "The Boss".
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		+	'''NOXIGAR:''' Just "The Boss"? Don't you have an actual name?
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		+	'''THE BOSS:''' I do, but for the sake of your own safety, you're most definitely better off not knowing.
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		+	'''NOXIGAR:''' Right, I'll definitely keep that in mind then.
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		+	'''AERITH:''' Come on, let's do this!
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		+	''{The three proceed to carry on playing pool. Cut to the bar, where Lex and Chaos are sitting with Leon, Cid, and Yuffie. All are drinking an alcoholic beverage, with the exception of Yuffie, who has a coke instead.}''
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		+	'''LEON:''' Huge shame about the armor, you know?
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		+	'''CHAOS:''' Eh, don't sweat it. We've already forgotten about it.
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		+	'''LEON:''' But I just feel so bad.
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		+	'''CHAOS:''' No, I mean, we've seriously forgotten about it already. I have no idea what you are talking about.
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		+	'''LEON:''' ...Oh. Because we actually have more of it in the castle, we can just give you that instead, really.
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		+	'''CHAOS:''' Stop worrying, jeez.
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		+	''{The two males from the other group walk over to them, and tap Lex on the shoulder. Lex turns around.}''
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		+	'''LEX:''' Yeah?
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		+	'''????:''' Mind if we sit next to ya?
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		+	'''LEX:''' Oh no, it's fine. Go ahead.
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		+	'''????:''' Thanks, bro.
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		+	''{The two sit next to Lex at the bar, before engaging in conversation.}''
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		+	'''????:''' So... you don't look like you're around here.
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		+	'''LEX:''' Nah, I'm from much further away. Wiki World, you know?
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		+	'''????:''' Ah, Wiki World. I see. Never heard of it.
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		+	'''LEX:''' How about you two? You don't look like you're from around here either.
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		+	'''????:''' You're right there, man. No, we're from pretty far away too. Stilwater, or Steelport. Whichever one we feel like wrecking at the time.
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		+	'''LEX:''' I see. So, who are you guys?
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		+	'''????:''' Me? Well, I'm Johnny Gat, lieutenant for the Third Street Saints. And my friend here? This is Pierce. Also the lieutenant for the Third Street Saints.
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		+	'''LEX:''' Both of you?
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		+	'''PIERCE:''' Yeah, it's kind of awkward. You see, Johnny here, he fucking died, or so we thought, and I became lieutenant instead.
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		+	'''GAT:''' I didn't actually die, of course. They thought I was, but I just got abducted by an alien overlord. Managed to shoot my way out, fuck some shit up, you know?
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		+	'''LEX:''' Usual business then?
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		+	'''GAT:''' Hah. You know it, man!

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	'''NOXIGAR:''' So... what in all serious shitlord shithole stand is the Neckbeard Armour and why is Maleficent having a skull about it?		'''NOXIGAR:''' So... what in all serious shitlord shithole stand is the Neckbeard Armour and why is Maleficent having a skull about it?
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		+	''{Suddenly Heartless stop arriving. Aerith, Cid, and Yuffie approach Noxigar.}''
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		+	'''YUFFIE:''' Do you not really know?
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		+	'''NOXIGAR:''' No. Half the time I just get invited to whatever shenanigans Lex and Chaos get into mostly because I'm lonely and otherwise riffing the everloving tar out of various movies.
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		+	'''AERITH:''' That's... kind of sad. And arousing.
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		+	'''NOXIGAR:''' What-
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		+	'''AERITH:''' Come to this bar I have a napkin for and I will tell you everything.
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		+	''{Aerith gives Noxigar a napkin for "The Red Velvet."}''
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		+	'''NOXIGAR:''' I agree to this... is this a date?
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		+	'''CID:''' You're not good at this, are you?
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		+	'''NOXIGAR:''' Try being me for about five seconds. I fuckin' dare you, you... you...
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		+	'''LEX:''' Fort Knox, try being less of a cuss-mando and maybe you'd get creme-brulaid.
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		+	'''NOXIGAR:''' Fine. I still dare you to try being me for more than five seconds. A whole day, even. If you last a week, maybe an achievement will pop over your head. And then if a month shows and you're good at being me... maybe we'll see what happens.
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		+	''{Short pause.}''
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		+	'''NOXIGAR:''' I still have no deuced clue as to why Maleficent's goons were picking on someone who obviously had no heart.
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		+	''{Cut to "The Red Velvet." Aerith and Noxigar are playing pool.}''

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	''{Cut to about five minutes later. Raiku has been chained inside the crate, which has an anvil on top of it to keep it shut.}''		''{Cut to about five minutes later. Raiku has been chained inside the crate, which has an anvil on top of it to keep it shut.}''
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		+	'''NOXIGAR:''' So... what in all serious shitlord shithole stand is the Neckbeard Armour and why is Maleficent having a skull about it?

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 '''RAIKU:''' Oh hey guys!
-''{Somehow, from somewhere, somehow, some dude showed up. He looks like Protoman and Leon had a baby and then that baby got vomitted on. And he has a gunblade.}''
+''{Somehow, from somewhere, somehow, some dude showed up. He looks like Protoman and Leon had a baby and then that baby got vomited on. And he has a gunblade. That looks like it might be cardboard.}''
 '''LEX:''' Wait, who are you?
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 '''LEON:''' Why the hell do you look like me, you're creeping me out..
-'''RAIKU:''' You see, I am Raiku Lucifer Devil, son of the great LUCIFER DEVIL, or Satan. I possess every ability ever, am completely invincible and immortal, and are now the most important character ever!!!!
+'''RAIKU:''' You see, I am Raiku Lucifer Hunka Hunka Burning Love Devil, son of the great LUCIFER DEVIL, or Satan. I possess every ability ever, am completely invincible and immortal, and are now the most important character ever!!!!
 '''CHAOS:''' Uh..

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	'''RAIKU:''' So guys, what adventures will we go on now? As our leader, I say...		'''RAIKU:''' So guys, what adventures will we go on now? As our leader, I say...

−	''{Cut to about five minutes later. Raiku has been chained inside the crate, which has an anvil on top of it to keep it shut.}'	+	''{Cut to about five minutes later. Raiku has been chained inside the crate, which has an anvil on top of it to keep it shut.}''

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	''{Dio floats back into the sky.}''		''{Dio floats back into the sky.}''
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		+	'''RAIKU:''' Oh hey guys!
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		+	''{Somehow, from somewhere, somehow, some dude showed up. He looks like Protoman and Leon had a baby and then that baby got vomitted on. And he has a gunblade.}''
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		+	'''LEX:''' Wait, who are you?
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		+	'''LEON:''' Why the hell do you look like me, you're creeping me out..
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		+	'''RAIKU:''' You see, I am Raiku Lucifer Devil, son of the great LUCIFER DEVIL, or Satan. I possess every ability ever, am completely invincible and immortal, and are now the most important character ever!!!!
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		+	'''CHAOS:''' Uh..
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		+	'''RAIKU:''' So guys, what adventures will we go on now? As our leader, I say...
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		+	''{Cut to about five minutes later. Raiku has been chained inside the crate, which has an anvil on top of it to keep it shut.}'