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<p></p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Synopsis ==<br /> Chaos Emeralds are scattered thanks to H44WP. Darkangel recollects them. Homestar is baking a pizza.<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> <br /> ''{H44WP goes through the portal back to his userpage house.}''<br /> <br /> '''H44WP:''' At last, I'm home free.<br /> <br /> ''{H44WP gets out the Chaos Emeralds he stole.}''<br /> <br /> '''H44WP:''' Now to try what Noxigar should've done ages ago... '''CHAOS CONTROL!'''<br /> <br /> ''{The wiki has several gaping holes in it, and is scattered.}''<br /> <br /> '''H44WP:''' And now to get rid of these Chaos Emeralds...<br /> <br /> ''{H44WP throws the Chaos Emeralds out of a window. Cut to Darkangel next door, who spots them.}''<br /> <br /> '''DARKANGEL:''' Well, what do we have here?<br /> <br /> ''{Darkangel picks up the Chaos Emeralds.}''<br /> <br /> '''DARKANGEL:''' Excellent.<br /> <br /> ''{Darkangel auctions the light blue Chaos Emerald on EBay, keeping the rest. Cut to Cyrus and Garzel.}''<br /> <br /> '''CYRUS:''' Somehow H44WP has scattered the wiki. I suggest parodying Super Smash Bros. Brawl.<br /> <br /> '''GARZEL:''' Eh, sure. Why not?<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Clamburger on his computer}''<br /> <br /> '''CLAMBURGER:''' This is too short.<br /> <br /> ''{Clamburger pulls a plug and his computer shuts down. Clamburger goes to a couch and watches TV. Cut to Mike Control holding an egg.}''<br /> <br /> '''MIKE CONTROL:''' This is your brain.<br /> <br /> ''{Mike Control gets out a frying pan.}''<br /> <br /> '''MIKE CONTROL:''' This is a drug.<br /> <br /> ''{Mike Control shatters the egg into the frying pan, turning a stove on. The egg's insides in the frying pan sizzle.}''<br /> <br /> '''MIKE CONTROL:''' This is your brain on drugs.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Homestar baking a pizza}''<br /> <br /> '''MIKE CONTROL:''' Okay, now that I've done an 80's reference, can I have my pizza now?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' You have to find the Sword of Bill Cosby, first!<br /> <br /> '''MIKE CONTROL:''' Well, this episode is unsavorily incomplete. I'm gonna go eat The Mu.<br /> <br /> ''{The background blackens to a &quot;CANCELLED&quot; text in red}''<br /> <br /> '''NOXIGAR:''' ''{offscreen}'' The show's not cancelled, the episode is!</div>

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