TheDenzel at 20:55, 14 December 2008

2008-12-14T20:55:18Z

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== Summary ==
Ethan and Dolan interview Zoo.

== Transcript ==

'''ETHAN:''' ...okay. Are we off of commercials now? We are? Oh.

'''DOLAN:''' ''{whispering}'' Just go!

'''ETHAN:''' Okay! Zoo997!

''{the audience claps, as zoo's angel comes in from teh top of the screen, and sits on the couch}''

'''ZOO977:''' Thank's for inviting me. Also, it's 977.

'''ETHAN:''' Not anymore it's not.

'''DOLAN:''' So what's up, Zoo?

'''ZOO977:''' Well, I did happen to be killed last thanksgiving. It was weird.

'''ETHAN:''' Was it a horrible stuffing accident?

'''ZOO977:''' Try shot through the chest.

'''DOLAN:''' ...on Thanksgiving!?

'''ZOO977:''' Yep. See, I got a mug! ''{holds up a novelty mug that says "I was killed on thanks giving, and all I got was this piece of cruddly crap!"}'' They were giving them out on thanksgiving at heavens gates.

'''ETHAN:''' Mmhmm. ''{takes the mug and throws it into the floor, destroying it}'' Very nice. Very nice.

'''DOLAN:''' But WHY did you get shot on Thanksgiving?

'''ZOO977:''' I apparently ''{using his wings ot show air quotes}'' ruined someones life, ''{stops the air quotes}'' but I don't know how I would do that. Also, I poured horse laxatives into your coffee this morning.

'''DOLAN:''' Well, I, being a robot, have no digestive system. I only drink coffee so as to familiarize my appearance with that of the modern human race. And Ethan is only drinking kool aid.

'''ETHAN:''' Fruit punch!

'''DOLAN:''' Anyway, HOW did you "ruin someone's life"?

'''ZOO977:''' Something involving ''{air quotes}'' leaving him in a destroyed city that was about to be entirely annihilated. ''{stops the air quotes}''

'''ETHAN:''' Was he ''strong'' and ''intelligent''?

'''ZOO977:''' Yes, why?

'''ETHAN:''' I dun know. Maybe I know the guy well. Maybe we're buds. Maybe I'm wondering how you could've been so gosh darn insensitive!

'''ZOO977:''' I think I thought he left, I think.

'''ETHAN:''' ''{angrilly}'' Whatever, man! Just don't go messin with my bud again, you got that!?

'''ZOO977:''' Fi-

''{a small explosion is heard offscreen. zoo's face scrunches up, and then goes back to normal}''

'''ZOO977:''' What was that?

'''DOLAN:''' I have no idea.

'''ETHAN:''' Did you blow up our studio, Zoo?

'''ZOO977:''' No, I'd be out of here by now if that were true.

'''ETHAN:''' Well you must know SOMETHING about what caused the explosion, ya bum.

'''ZOO977:''' I don't know about it.

'''ETHAN:''' Don't you lie to me! I'll ''cut'' you!

'''ZOO977:''' Look, I know nothing about it, case closed, I win, you lose.

'''DOLAN:''' Well someone's got to know something!

'''ETHAN:''' Reveal your secrets!

'''ZOO977:''' That's it. ''{walks up to ethan, throws him offscreen. splurts some clear liquid onto his chair. zoo sits back down}''

'''DOLAN:''' What is that stuff?

'''ZOO977:''' You'll see.

'''ETHAN:''' What the crap, man!? I oughtta slug you!

''{Ethan sits in his chair}''

'''ZOO977:''' Did I ever tell you guys how helpful instant dry super glue can be?

''{ethan attempts to get up, but cant}''

'''ETHAN:''' Aww you didn't.

'''DOLAN:''' No, I'm thinking he did!

'''ETHAN:''' Get me offa this thing!!!

''{instead of getting ethan off of the chair, zoo flips it over. ethan is now supporting the chair on his head}''

'''ZOO977:''' Now, lets continue the interview. ''{sits back down.}''

'''ETHAN:''' ''{tips over, still stuck to the chair}'' Now wait just a second! Dolan?

'''DOLAN:''' Eh.... Zoo... can you get him unstuck please?

'''ZOO977:''' All I will need is a jack knife and some blood buckets, or until the almost end of the interview.

'''DOLAN:''' Which is pretty much as soon as this conversation becomes dry...

'''ETHAN:''' For the love of god, talk about politics!

'''DOLAN:''' Eh..... So, Zoo. What political party are you?

'''ZOO977:''' ...why?

'''ETHAN:''' ''{in pain}'' JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION!

'''ZOO977:''' I really am not in one. It's really hard to be paying attention to polotics and being the guardian angel of kalt, you know. That kid is a phsyco.

'''DOLAN:''' Pardon me?

'''ZOO977:''' After marissa took over the email show, I was assigned kalts new guardian angel. Not an easy job.

'''ETHAN:''' Hello? Did you guys forget about-

'''DOLAN:''' Who is this "Kalt" guy?

'''ZOO977:''' An insande kid who is obsessd with squids.

'''ETHAN:''' Helloooooooo?

'''DOLAN:''' Do you commonly... eh... guard children?

'''ZOO977:''' Just him. Did you know I had to prevent him from dying when he swam down to the ruins of the titanic?

'''ETHAN:''' YOU'LL BE WITH THE TITANIC SOON IF YOU DON'T FREAKING UNGLUE ME FROM THIS CHAIR!!!

'''DOLAN:''' Ethan, shush. So, how long have you been assigned to him?

'''ZOO977:''' Since about ten minutes after I was shot.

'''ETHAN:''' OH MY FREAKING GOD, SOMEONE UNGLUE ME FROM THE CHAIR.

'''DOLAN:''' Well, Zoo. I s'pose it may be coming close to closing time. And before we get outta here and consider ungluing Ethan, anything you'd like to throw in?

'''ZOO977:''' Yep. Kalt, get away from the food processor! ''{picks up a jack knife, walks up to ethan}'' Are you sure you want to unglue ethan?

'''ETHAN:''' You stab me with that knife I swear to God I will never let you live a day in peace.

'''DOLAN:''' Go ahead, do what you need to.

'''ZOO977:''' Don't say I didn't warn you! ''{holds the knife above his head, slashes it down quickly. ethan comes off the stool, and stands up. his left leg then begins bleeding}'' Whoops.

'''ETHAN:''' Oh you asked for it! ''{attempts to punch Zoo. he flies up quickly}''

'''ZOO977:''' Weee! ''{begins flying in circles, ethan running after him, trying to punch him}''

'''DOLAN:''' Well, I s'pose that's all then! Bye now!

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