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== Summary ==
X On Fire gets an interview

== Transcript ==

'''DOLAN:''' Hello everybody! Welcome back to the show, everybody.

'''ETHAN:''' Today's show is brought to you by the letter X... on fire!

'''DOLAN:''' That's right, Ethan! Please welcome, X on Fire!

'''X ON FIRE:''' ''{floats in, hovers over his chair}'' Hey, E and D!

'''ETHAN:''' Whoa. Flying flaming X man. Sup?

'''X ON FIRE:''' Well, I was planning on going back to SSXMails, but I've hit a little snag. I've started answering an email I can't do anything with, and I'm hesitant to replace it with another one I can answer.

'''DOLAN:''' Why? What's the question?

'''X ON FIRE:''' Well, there wasn't a question, exactly. It's an outdated WUW link to Wikihood that says "IT IS TIME." I considered replacing it with another email, but that doesn't sound right.

'''ETHAN:''' Well why would you ''choose'' to answer that email? Hear, I gotta better email for ya. "Dear Xman. You Suck. Prove to me that you don't. Your master, Ethan." What'dya think of that?

'''X ON FIRE:''' I chose it a while ago, when the link probably worked. And, as for your email, well...I'm on fire. Are you?

'''ETHAN:''' Well you got me there.

'''DOLAN:''' Now, about your name... where'd it come from?

'''X ON FIRE:''' Well, after I got tired of being named after ''{shudder shudder}'' Sonic, I took my old name, Super Sonic X, and combined it with another name I use a lot, Rather On Fire.

'''ETHAN:''' Sonic sucks.

'''DOLAN:''' So what else is new, X?

'''X ON FIRE:''' I've gotten into SSBB lately, and I think I'm getting better. And don't worry, Ethan. I play as Luigi.

'''ETHAN:''' Luigi!? Man, he sucks. Have you ''seen'' his final smash?

'''DOLAN:''' I personally prefer ROB myself.

'''ETHAN:''' Well you're like, related to him, aren't you?

'''DOLAN:''' Distant cousins...

'''ETHAN:''' What's so great about Luigi anyway?

'''X ON FIRE:''' Everything! But, that's not the point. The ''real'' point is that a senior at my school is hosting an SSBB tournament. I've been training for a while, and I'm getting stronger against level 9 CPUs.

'''ETHAN:''' You're only good if you hack the game and beat Level 20's...

'''DOLAN:''' ...Any other video games you're into?

'''X ON FIRE:''' Well, like 99% of the internet, I love Mega Man 2. In fact, I've loved it since my dad played it on our NES back when I wasn't even in preschool.

'''ETHAN:''' Megaman!? C'mon! You can't do any better than that?

'''X ON FIRE:''' [http://virtualnes.com/play/?id=NES-OC&s=11 Well,] [http://virtualnes.com/play/?id=NES-9G&s=9 if] [http://virtualnes.com/play/?id=NES-KR&s=13 you] [http://virtualnes.com/play/?id=NES-UK&s=6 say] [http://virtualnes.com/play/?id=NES-AL&s=9 so...]

'''ETHAN:''' Thank god! I'm glad you at least have some video game brains.

'''DOLAN:''' Ah, Duck Tales. Just like mom used to make.

'''ETHAN:''' So, is there anything really interesting about you?

'''X ON FIRE:''' Well... ''{X On Fire floats up higher, and begins glowing. Soon, the entire room is covered in a wavy purple haze. X On Fire seems to split into three copies of himself. Lignting bolts begin forming from the center X On Fire, extending to random points. Moments later, there's a bright flash, and the effects stop.}'' Look outside.

'''ETHAN:''' We're underground... in a basement.

'''X ON FIRE:''' Oh, are we? ''{opens up a window, revealing deep space}''

'''DOLAN:''' Whoa.

'''ETHAN:''' Aw crap. ''{pulls out cellphone}'' I'll never get good reception out here.

'''DOLAN:''' So... I take it you have the ability to send people into deep space?

'''X ON FIRE:''' Among other powers. I can also heat cold slices of pizza in seconds!

'''ETHAN:''' But can you heat cold pizza... in space?

'''X ON FIRE:''' ''{looks at his fire}'' Yep.

'''DOLAN:''' Um... can you maybe send us back to Earth now? I think the oxygen is starting to give out...

'''X ON FIRE:''' Okay. ''{The house reappears on Earth with an effortless "poof" sound effect.}'' I guess I went over-budget getting into space.

'''ETHAN:''' Yeah. I think you may have fried our sound and light boards too.

'''DOLAN:''' Well, no matter. When did you realize you had these... strange powers?

'''X ON FIRE:''' I was basically created with them about 10,000 years ago.

'''ETHAN:''' Whoa, dude! You are OLD! You're like up their with McCain! How are you still alive?

'''X ON FIRE:''' Well, my X provides energy for my fire to keep burning, which gives energy right back. Then, my X sends wireless signals to my eyes and mouth to keep them working.

'''DOLAN:''' Interesting.

'''ETHAN:''' But what if I dumped a bucket of water on you?

'''X ON FIRE:''' This. ''{dumps a bucket of water on himself, the water evaporates, and the fire doesn't go out}'' My X already gives it energy, so the water has no effect.

'''DOLAN:''' Hmmm. But how does the X create energy?

'''X ON FIRE:''' Some science I don't understand. I prefer to call it "magic."

'''ETHAN:''' Yeah, he's not gonna settle for that...

'''DOLAN:''' But you must know SOMETHING about how you work!

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