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<p>A CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE!</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Summary ==<br /> Ethan is hosting The 1st Annual Raising Money For Kids With Some Disease Telethon when things go astray<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> <br /> ''{open with tv static. Cut to a shot of Ethan standing in front of a generic telethon stage. Various tables are set up on platforms behind him, with a telephones layed out across them. No one is sitting behind them, and none of them are ringing. A counter is hung up behind the tables reading &quot;000,000,000,000,003.57&quot;, and above that, a banner reading, &quot;RAISE MONEY FOR KIDS&quot;.}''<br /> <br /> '''DAVEY:''' We now return to the 1st Annual Raising Money For Kids With Some Disease Telethon! ''{the telethon logo appears and fades away}'' And now, Ethan!<br /> <br /> ''{the camera zooms down to Ethan}''<br /> <br /> '''ETHAN:''' Hello and welcome back. Well, we're 3 hours into our telethon and we've already raised, drumroll please!<br /> <br /> '''WILL:''' ''{offscreen, imitates a drum}''<br /> <br /> '''ETHAN:''' 3 dollars and 57 cents!<br /> <br /> '''WILL:''' ''{faint, offscreen}'' Woo..<br /> <br /> '''ETHAN:''' ''{belittled}'' ...towards our estimated goal of 999 trillion, 999 billion, 999 million, 999 thousand, 999 and 99 cents. <br /> <br /> '''WILL:''' ''{offscreen}'' Aww...<br /> <br /> '''ETHAN:''' But never fear, we've still got all the entertainment for at least another hour! Just don't forget to keep calling in and pledging your money! ...heh. I mean, ''{lights fade and spotlight appears on Ethan}'' It's up to us as human beings to help support those poor desperate diseased children of the world by donating at least 100 dollars each. I want you to ask yourself, what would Jesus do? ''{lights rise back up and spotlight dissapears}'' Our next act has possibly a few possible fans... possibly. He hails from foreign lands, please welcome, Osvaldo!<br /> <br /> '''WILL:''' ''{offscreen}'' Clap! Clap! Clap! Applause! Hhhhaaaa!<br /> <br /> ''{Ethan walks off and Osvaldo comes on. Poorly synthesized music begins to play a slow and drawn out version of Jarabe De Pelo's Bonito}''<br /> <br /> '''OSVALDO:''' ''{singing offkey}'' Bonito. Todo me parece bonito. ''{continues}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Ethan talking to Will in front of the stage, we can see the auditorium seats, all completely empty}''<br /> <br /> '''ETHAN:''' ''{whispering}'' Will! This is awful! Is anyone even watching?<br /> <br /> '''WILL:''' ''{whispering}'' Sorry, Ethan. I don't really think so. <br /> <br /> '''ETHAN:''' How are we supposed to make money, if no one is donating!<br /> <br /> '''WILL:''' Well we have the four bucks.<br /> <br /> '''ETHAN:''' ...which was our change from lunch!<br /> <br /> '''WILL:''' Well... yeah.<br /> <br /> '''ETHAN:''' Where's Dolan anyway? He supposed to be here for the fwooshy flaming water cooler trick!<br /> <br /> '''WILL:''' I don't know I haven't seen him yet.<br /> <br /> '''ETHAN:''' Alright then, that's it!<br /> <br /> -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /> <br /> [[/Find Dolan|'''ETHAN:''' I'm going to find him.]]<br /> <br /> [[/Keep Going|'''ETHAN:''' Screw him, I'll do the trick myself!]]</div>

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