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== Summary ==
Sylar/Raiku/Gavino gets an interview along with Raggon, Raggonix, and Meg.

== Transcript ==

'''ETHAN:''' -don't get it. Is he Gavino? Is he Raiku? Is he-

'''DOLAN:''' Oh! Welcome to Ethan & Dolan. Tonight, we have Sylar on the show.

'''ETHAN:''' No! He'll eat my brains..

'''DOLAN:''' Heh... funny. Come on out here, Sylar!

''{Sylar walks out}''

'''SYLAR:''' Hey guys.

'''ETHAN:''' That may have just been the most boring enterance I've seen yet. Couldn't you have done a little better?

''{Sylar leaves then comes back, cutting off the heads of people and blowing stuff up}''

'''SYLAR:''' Happy?

'''DOLAN:''' Ahh! You killed half the audience!

'''ETHAN:''' Yes, but it was much more dramatic. Well done.

'''DOLAN:''' But he-

'''ETHAN:''' Yeah like you've never killed anyone.... So what's up, Sylar?

'''SYLAR:''' Same old same old. Killing people for powers or cutting me off in a freeway.

'''DOLAN:''' Okay, we know you're not really Sylar from Heroes. What's really happening?

'''SYLAR:''' Hoe do you know? Also, I am having a email show starring me and my brothers Nathan and Peter.

'''ETHAN:''' Sure, good luck with that. Listen, Raiku, what's with the name changes?

'''SYLAR:''' I like different names.

'''ETHAN:''' I see that.

'''DOLAN:''' But, first you were Gavino, then Raiku, now Sylar? Where are you coming up with these names?

'''SYLAR:''' None of your buisness. Also, TEXAS!

'''ETHAN:''' Yeah, sorry we stopped with that. Texas texas texas. See nothing happens. Now explain your names...

'''SYLAR:''' Gavino is based off my real name, I don't know about Raiku and I like heroes.

'''DOLAN:''' Well now, it would seem that you have some "friends" out in the audience. Who would they be again?

'''SYLAR:''' Raggon, Raggonix, and Meg.

'''ETHAN:''' Gee thanks, how bout you call em down... maybe?

'''SYLAR:''' YO RAGGON!

''{Raggon runs in.}''

'''DOLAN:''' So what exactly are you, Raggon?

'''RAGGON:''' A fire controling human, why?

'''ETHAN:''' Oh. Of course! 'Cause that's soooo obvious.

'''DOLAN:''' Yeah, but what's your history?

'''RAGGON:''' What? I don't like Math, History, Science, or English. I only like Recess, PE, and Lunch.

'''ETHAN:''' ''{smacks head}'' How do we get these people on our show!?

'''DOLAN:''' I'm pretty sure the producer just set up an open sign-up.

'''ETHAN:''' Well.... er.. Raggon. Where did you come from?

'''RAGGON:''' Toronto, Canada.

'''ETHAN:''' For the love of god, just tell us what you're all about!

'''RAGGON:''' I am a pro-boxer, who is super strong. Wanna see? ''{He lifts up Dolan's chair with Dolan in it}''

'''ETHAN:''' Eh... I'm pretty sure he's hallow.

'''DOLAN:''' I am not! Now, Raggon. How are you associated with Sylar here?

'''RAGGON:''' I was his brute sidekick back when he was Raiku.

'''ETHAN:''' So what point do you have now?

'''RAGGON:''' We are still friends. ''{Picks up Ethan's chair with him in it}''

'''ETHAN:''' Dude, I'm like 7 pounds. Anyway, can we talk to another one of your friends now?

'''RAGGON:''' YO BROTHER WITH IQ OF 310!

''{Raggonix walks up.}''

'''RAGGONIX:''' Hi, I am Raggonix and I am a geinus, I have a lab.

'''ETHAN:''' Wow. You spelled genius wrong.... How's that make you feel?

'''RAGGONIX:''' I didn't spell it wrong! Ethan, if you are so smart, what is pi? The math one.

'''ETHAN:''' 3.14159265358979323846 and so on. Dude, I freakin live with a computer....

'''DOLAN:''' It's true. But I doubt he'll ever have all my knowledge...

'''ETHAN:''' What makes you think you're smarter than Dolan?

'''RAGGONIX:''' What is his iq?

'''DOLAN:''' ''Infinite''. I update my knowledge base every morning...

'''ETHAN:''' What now, pretty boy?

'''RAGGONIX:''' I live with a Demon. One who has lived since 1 AD. I know more than both of you combined.

'''ETHAN:''' You wanna bet!?

'''DOLAN:''' Eh. Ethan let's not-

'''ETHAN:''' My guy, Do here could take you any day!

'''RAGGONIX:''' Can he do this? ''{Raggonix puts his hand in the air, a lightning bolt strikes the audience.}''

'''DOLAN:''' Why is it that like every interview we do, someone dies in the audience?

'''ETHAN:''' Who knows. Why would anyone want to do that anyway?

'''RAGGONIX:''' You still going to mess with me?

'''DOLAN:''' ...Well! I think we should maybe meet the last guy. Sylar, who would that be?

'''SYLAR:''' Girl, and Meg. ''{Meg runs up and does a flying kick. She lands on her hands and sits down}''

'''ETHAN:''' ...Hello? What's up with you?

'''MEG:''' I am a pro-kickboxer.

'''ETHAN:''' ...Of course you are. How'd that happen?

'''MEG:''' I learned.

'''ETHAN:''' My god. Are these people really that simple? No backstory or anything!?

'''MEG:''' You want a beating, boy?

'''ETHAN:''' Sylar, buddy, I'm seriously about to send you to an all expense paid trip to Dr. Edwin VonHubanmonger's School Of Character Creation. Why not go into a little more detail with these guys?

'''MEG:''' KANSAS!

'''ETHAN:''' Alright. I'll go ahead and say we're done here.... Dolan?

'''DOLAN:''' Eh... okay. Anything you guys'd like to say before we cut to commercial?

'''RAIKU:''' DOGGIE! Actually, Ethan, expect a million bucks.

'''ETHAN:''' Wait what? Why?

'''SYLAR:''' I like you.

'''ETHAN:''' Ah sweet thanks man. But no, we seriously gotta end this now...

'''DOLAN:''' Yeah.... Anything else before we go?

'''SYLAR:''' See ya Ethan.

'''DOLAN:''' ...Alright then. Thanks for stopping by guys! And now, a word from our sponsors...

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