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== Summary ==
Sephiroth gets interviewed.

== Transcript ==

'''ETHAN:''' -So yeah, apparently if this Game 1 thing wins, he'll-

'''DOLAN:''' Welcome back! And now, please give a warm welcome to... Sephiroth!

''{Sephiroth comes in with a shotgun. He shoots the ceiling, causing some bit to crumble down, and then sits down.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Greetings Ethan, Dolan. I got you both gifts. ''{Gives Dolan a sealed tube of pure Xenon, and gives Ethan his shotgun.}''

'''DOLAN:''' Oh wow, Thanks!

'''ETHAN:''' THIS... IS.... AWESOME!

'''DOLAN:''' How did you afford these things?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I have my ways of getting money. Dude, I have a skyscraper all to myself!

'''ETHAN:''' Excuse me.... I have to go shoot someone. ''{leaves}''

'''DOLAN:''' Eh.... but where do you get the money?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I have my own business. It's known for... not being known, as I usually hide in the shadows of the big corps, and make my money without all the media and press. I call it ShadowMarketing. No advertising. Usually, only the best people hear about it.

'''DOLAN:''' Well then congratulations, you just told our entire viewing audience!

''{offscreen, several gun shots are heard}''

'''DOLAN:''' ..er... So what else do you do?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I didn't tell what my company is, and I didn't tell any insider information. And what I do? Well, I usually participate with exercises, usually Boxing.

''{Ethan walks back on}''

'''ETHAN:''' What are we talking about now?

'''DOLAN:''' Eh. Where were you just now?

'''ETHAN:''' None of your business! That's where!

'''DOLAN:''' Anyway, Seph. What do you do on the wiki?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I rant, and make reviews. And I participate with many interactives, including the infamous and controversial Wikihood. I got mugged just because of that.

'''ETHAN:''' Whoa. What happened?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Well, after coming out of the recording studio, I went to the pub for a drink with Chaos. He left earlier than me. When I came out, a bunch of thugs noticed me and stabbed me right in the arm, and took my wallet.

'''ETHAN:''' Was one of them short and cycloptic?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' No. I did see you though, in the bar.

'''ETHAN:''' Oh were you the loser with the grey hair?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' No... I was the man in the black jacket and the black fedora.

'''DOLAN:''' Ethan, when were you at a bar?

'''ETHAN:''' Do you EVER shut up?

'''DOLAN:''' So, Seph. Overall though, what do you like best about the wiki?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Dunno... Umm... Hmm.... 25% of the users?

'''DOLAN:''' Yes, but WHAT do you like best about the wiki?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Well, honestly, I like the amusement of it.

'''DOLAN:''' How so?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' The drama. I'm part of it sometimes, but when I'm not, it's oh so funny.

'''ETHAN:''' Quite.

'''DOLAN:''' Now, what about your name? Where's it from?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' It's not my real name. My real name is Lexon. Last name classified. But anyway, my nickname came from my fencing, and the accident after.

'''DOLAN:''' Accident?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I got off with manslaughter.

'''ETHAN:''' It wasn't with this gun was it?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I was fencing, and the tip fell off and stabbed my opponent in the heart and impaled him.

'''DOLAN:''' And that somehow caused you to be nicknamed "Sephiroth?"

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Yep.

'''ETHAN:''' 'Cause that makes sense!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Sephiroth? Final Fantasy VII? Giant Sword? Killed one of the main characters by impaling them?

'''ETHAN:''' ...frickin rpg's....

'''DOLAN:''' So you just felt like keeping Sephiroth?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Yeah. Pretty much. And Ethan... Good hair.

'''ETHAN:''' Oh why thank you.

'''DOLAN:''' Now, you said earlier that you liked to play in a bunch of interactives. Which one is your favorite?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Don't have a favourite. Hey... I went this far without being a showoff! YES!

'''ETHAN:''' Pssssh... Show off...

'''DOLAN:''' Are you commonly a show off, Sephiroth?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Sometimes. ''{Gets up from chair, and puts on a fedora. He stamps his foot, and fire rises from the ground. He stamps the other one, and the same happens. He then starts dancing, making a flurry of flames. When he stops, sparks fly from his feet.}''

'''DOLAN:''' Eh... alrighty then. Does that kind of stuff happen a lot?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' If I do them.

'''ETHAN:''' Can you do anything else uber mega awesome?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I can go transform.

'''DOLAN:''' Into what?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' You.

'''DOLAN:''' I don't believe it...

''{Sephiroth morphs into Dolan.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ''{In Dolan's voice.}'' Well Hello. My name is Dolan, and I am such a knowitall! Watch me split atoms! Oh yes!

'''DOLAN:''' ...Well that's not how I talk at all...

'''ETHAN:''' It is so! Hey can you turn into Will?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I'll try. ''{Transforms into Will.}'' Yep. And watch this. ''{Transforms into Ethan. He speaks in Ethans voice.}'' Whaddua say about me!? I'll punch you in the face, and then you won't be laughing!

'''ETHAN:''' Hey! Who do you think you're talking to, buddy!?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Who do ''you'' think you're talking to?

'''ETHAN:''' Get over here, you cycloptic freak of nature! I'ma rip that one eye of yours right outta your head!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' How ugly am I right now?

'''ETHAN:''' After I beat that face in not even yo mamma's gonna like it!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ''{Turns around quickly, and tapes a mirror to his face.}''

'''ETHAN:''' Stop trying to look like me, ugly. Get over here and fight me like a man!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Come getsome! ''{Rips mirror off and transforms into a highly muscular version of Ethan.}'' I can be a better Ethan than you can ever be!

'''DOLAN:''' Now, c'mon. Let's not turn this into Super-

'''ETHAN:''' YAAAH! ''{leaps at Seph and punches him}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' BETTER ETHAN THAN NORMAL ETHAN SMASH!!! ''{Charges into Ethan, ramming him into a wall.}''

'''ETHAN:''' Ooof! Alright, that's it. ''{Ethan's eye grows red and he leaps into the air}'' KAH MEE HAH MEE AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! ''{lasers shoot from Ethan's hand down to Sephiroth. Sephiroth is launched right into the wall, leaving a huge mark on the wall. Sephiroth flashes and is back to normal.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' That's it! ''{Looks at Ethan, and then spots something behind him. He pulls out a handgun and starts shooting at Ethan's direction. Ethan flinches until he notices it's not him he's getting shot at. He looks up and he sees a smash ball above him. One of the bullets hits the smash ball, and Sephiroth starts glowing.}'' Oh yeah... FINAL SMASH!!! ''{Transforms into a black dragon, and fires a large laser out of his mouth that hits Ethan. Once it is finished, Sephiroth is normal, and Ethan is now on the wall, smoking and covered with soot.}'' Now let's get on with this interview.

'''DOLAN:''' Actually, I think we need to end it pretty soon. The whole station is kind of in ruin.

'''ETHAN:''' ''{scarce}'' Just.... get.... him..... outta here.

'''DOLAN:''' Anything you'd like to say before we leave?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Yeah. Extra Careful.

'''DOLAN:''' Err... what?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I mean, make sure you survive and also make sure you can rebuild the studio! ''{Goes into a burst of insane laughter, and runs out. A small object is left behind as he runs.}''

'''DOLAN:''' Awesome.... well goodbye then! ''{to audience}'' And thanks for watching! See you next time!

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