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== Summary ==
Ryan Bluefox gets an interview

== Transcript ==

'''DOLAN:''' First he was Cyrus, then came Lucas Aura. Currently he's Ryan Bluefox but I've heard tell of a "Fenri" alias. Please welcome, Ryan Bluefox!

'''RYAN:''' Hellooooooooo, Joe the Plumber and everyone else!

'''ETHAN:''' Ugh. This isn't gonna turn into some sort of political thing is it?

'''RYAN:''' A hubblawhatnow?

'''ETHAN:''' Good.

'''DOLAN:''' Well I always enjoyed a good political debate. Who are you voting for, Ryan?

'''RYAN:''' Me? I'm part of the "I don't give a damn" Party.

'''ETHAN:''' Interesting. So no views at all?

'''RYAN:''' Nope!

'''ETHAN:''' Well horrah for arrogance!

'''DOLAN:''' Okay, so what's new, Ryan?

'''RYAN:''' I got my old fanstuff back on track!

'''DOLAN:''' And what would that be?

'''RYAN:''' Total Drama Wiki Island!

'''ETHAN:''' Sounds awful. What is it?

'''RYAN:''' Well, if you've ever watched the show it's based on, Total Drama Island, which is like Cartoon Network's own Surivior.

'''ETHAN:''' ...But is it any good?

'''RYAN:''' Not really!

'''DOLAN:''' I doubt they're that bad.

'''ETHAN:''' Why not make something GOOD for a change?

'''RYAN:''' Oh. I have, orange guy. You heard of Arumail.exe?

'''ETHAN:''' Oh, you mean Arucrap.crap?

'''DOLAN:''' Um. Ethan? Maybe we shouldn't-

'''ETHAN:''' What's so great about that, may I ask?

'''RYAN:''' Well, for one, it's been around ''and'' popular before you guys even EXISTED, and it's lived on for almost two years. Also, I don't see a FOTF on Jackass and Dolan.

'''ETHAN:''' You wanna go, Fox man?

'''RYAN:''' Bring it, orange midget. I'll stomp all over you like a cake.

'''ETHAN:''' No one calls me a midget cake, smurf-o. IT'S ON!

'''DOLAN:''' Oh god, here we go.

'''ETHAN:''' ''{jumps into the air and punches Ryan across the face}'' WAH!

'''RYAN:''' You little... ''{kicks Ethan in the eye}'' There!

'''ETHAN:''' Ow ow ow! ''{in extreme pain}'' Crap dude. That burns. Ssssssssssssssss. Ah.

'''DOLAN:''' I'll get the eye drops. ''{gets up}''

'''ETHAN:''' No no no. ''{opens his eye, insanely bloodshot}'' I gotta take him. ''{kicks Ryan hard in the leg}''

'''RYAN:''' Argh! ''{falls}'' That's it! ''{grabs Ethan}'' Now, unless you want to be pounded into the ground, shut the hell up and let Dolan interview me. OKAY?!

'''ETHAN:''' No! ''{kicks Ryan in the chest}'' Not okay! ''{Ethan jumps to the floor}''

'''DOLAN:''' Can we just calm down now?

'''RYAN:''' Ugh...you... ''{faints}''

'''ETHAN:''' YES! I win!

'''DOLAN:''' Ah! You knocked out our guest! Ehm. Ryan? Ryan, you okay?

'''RYAN:''' ...ugh... ''{wakes up}'' What the hell just- ''{looks at Ethan}'' YOU.

'''DOLAN:''' Ehm...

'''ETHAN:''' What about me!?

'''RYAN:''' Never mind. Any ''other'' question's you'd like to ask me, Dolan?

'''DOLAN:''' Yes actually. Now-

'''ETHAN:''' No! He thinks your a talentless hack.

'''DOLAN:''' Ethan! I think you need a time out...

'''ETHAN:''' ''{mumbling}'' You're face needs a time out.

'''DOLAN:''' Now, Ryan. How IS Arumail going?

'''RYAN:''' Pretty good. Just landed it's 4th season with episode 102.

'''ETHAN:''' ''{mumbling}'' You're face landed it's suck season with episode 102...

'''DOLAN:''' Anything new we can expect from the show?

'''RYAN:''' Nothin' much. However, I'm thinking about introducing a new girl character.

'''ETHAN:''' ''{mumbling}'' You're mom's a girl character.

'''DOLAN:''' Really? Have you had a girl character yet?

'''RYAN:''' Yeah, but most of the cast is mostly males. The only girls I can think of are Megan and Elyssa.

'''DOLAN:''' You've got loads of characters. Care do go over them with us?

'''RYAN:''' Egh...that's the tough part. I have too much of an active imagination...I have no clue how to really explain them...

'''DOLAN:''' Well, which one is your favorite?

'''RYAN:''' Hmm...there's another toughie. I don't really have a favorite. But if I had to pick one or two...I'd say Tex and Lucas, since they're gonna be my prime focus on the new wiki.

'''ETHAN:''' If that ever comes back...

'''DOLAN:''' What about your originals? Tom, Cryus, that purple legless guy? Have you forgotten about them?

'''RYAN:''' Hell no! They still get their chances!

'''DOLAN:''' What about Husk? How's that going?

'''RYAN:''' Good. I've been busy this week, but I have Thursday off till 9 PM, where I go to some overnight thing at my school, and don't get home till 6 AM on Friday, where I'll probably crash, and then there's the research paper...

'''DOLAN:''' ...So how's Husk coming along?

'''RYAN:''' I just said, it's going good. I'm pretty much past the halfway mark with the game.

'''DOLAN:''' Well that's good. Now we're just about outta time.

'''ETHAN:''' Thank god...

'''DOLAN:''' Anything you'd like to say before we leave?

'''RYAN:''' Read my [[Total Drama Island: Bluefox Productions Edition|TDI fanfic!]] Thanks for having me here, Dolan!

'''DOLAN:''' Well thanks for being here! Now, Ethan? Anything you'd like to say?

'''ETHAN:''' Yeah. Take this! ''{leaps at Ryan and attacks him}''

''{cut to static. End}''

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