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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Summary ==<br />
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Ethan interviews a lemon<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
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'''ETHAN:''' -So the producers thought it'd be a good idea to give me an interview alone. But they decided to give me an easy guest. So that's why I gotta interview this Lemon guy. Where is he anyway?<br />
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''{Lemon walks in and sits down}''<br />
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'''LEMON:''' AHAHAHA REMEMBER ME I WAS FROM THAT CANCELED EPISODE<br />
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'''ETHAN:''' No. No one remembers what wasn't canon. What's your deal?<br />
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'''LEMON:''' My deal is that your ugly.<br />
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''{Laugh track}''<br />
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'''ETHAN:''' ''{showing restraint}'' The producer says I'm not allowed to attack people on the show anymore. Please move along. What is your deal?<br />
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'''LEMON:''' I HAVE NO DAMN DEALS OKAY<br />
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'''ETHAN:''' You doin' drugs or something?<br />
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'''LEMON:''' Yes. Want some?<br />
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'''ETHAN:''' ...meet me out back later. So what are you here for?<br />
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'''LEMON:''' ...I'M HEAR TO FIGHT ''{Jumps up and puts up his dukes}''<br />
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'''ETHAN:''' ''{serious restraint}'' I'm not joking. I cannot attack anyone anymore. Stop with that.<br />
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'''LEMON:''' KAY KAY DAWG. I COOL, I COOL.<br />
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'''ETHAN:''' Uhhhh. So.... what's up?<br />
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'''LEMON:''' Well, I'm working on a new "Xbox Portable" with Microsoft. It comes with Half Life Portable and Halo 4, the new portable Halo.<br />
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'''ETHAN:''' Oh, so you're starting another series of crappy games that are all essentially the same thing?<br />
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'''LEMON:''' Yes! How good is that?<br />
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'''ETHAN:''' ...Awful. Just awful. Is there anything worthwhile that you've been working on?<br />
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'''LEMON:''' Well, I've also been working on an Ethan and Dolan version of a Volkswagen New Bug.<br />
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'''ETHAN:''' You just won't quit will you?<br />
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'''LEMON:''' No.<br />
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''{laugh track}''<br />
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'''ETHAN:''' ''{startled}'' What the- what was that?</div>TheDenzel