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<p>ETHAN &amp; DOLAN MAKE A... COMEBACK???</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Summary ==<br /> The cast becomes very confused...<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> <br /> ''{open to black screen, wind whistles through the nothingness. A long pause follows. Ethan pokes his head in from the right}''<br /> <br /> '''ETHAN:''' Hello?<br /> <br /> ''{Ethan retreats back off screen, and returns from the left}''<br /> <br /> '''ETHAN:''' Anybody there? ''{steps out}'' Helloooo? ''{walks forward and stops}'' Er... we're waiting! ''{shifting his positions}'' Is anyone gonna write anything?<br /> <br /> ''{a white door opens off in the background, and Dolan scurries up towards Ethan}''<br /> <br /> '''DOLAN:''' Ethan, what did you do this time?<br /> <br /> '''ETHAN:''' What?<br /> <br /> '''DOLAN:''' What did you do?<br /> <br /> '''ETHAN:''' I'm telling you, this wasn't me!<br /> <br /> '''DOLAN:''' Well, what? Everything just randomly cut to black and we froze in our places?<br /> <br /> '''ETHAN:''' ''{pauses}'' Yes! Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying!<br /> <br /> '''DOLAN:''' Eh... well where's TheDenzel, then?<br /> <br /> '''ETHAN:''' How should I know? He just... stopped writing about us!<br /> <br /> '''DOLAN:''' That's absurd! You don't think he'd forget about us, do you?<br /> <br /> '''ETHAN:''' I don't know, man. He's certainly not writing anything anymore...<br /> <br /> ''{Will's silhouette appears in the white doorway, and he bounces forward}''<br /> <br /> '''WILL:''' Hey are you guys talking again?<br /> <br /> '''ETHAN:''' Yeah... I guess we are.<br /> <br /> '''DOLAN:''' So that means TheDenzel must be typing about us again!<br /> <br /> '''WILL:''' Well, either that or we live in an alternate universe where things continue to happen whether or not TheDenzel documents the-<br /> <br /> '''ETHAN:''' ''{leaps forward, covering Will's mouth}'' Sssh! You can't talk about that stuff!<br /> <br /> '''WILL:''' ''{mumbled}'' Well why not?<br /> <br /> '''DOLAN:''' Don't you know the age bracket on the wiki? You'll confuse all of our viewers with that talk, and then we'll lose everything!<br /> <br /> '''WILL:''' ''{Ethan steps away}'' You don't honestly think anyone here gives a crap about the show, do you?<br /> <br /> '''DOLAN:''' Excuse me for trying to be optimistic, Will...<br /> <br /> '''WILL:''' I mean, sure I'd LIKE to think we still have viewers and fans, but let's face it. We've been gone for so long, and the interviews have been standing for even longer!<br /> <br /> '''ETHAN:''' Just what are you saying, Will?<br /> <br /> '''WILL:''' I'm saying the glory days are over! No one cares about Ethan &amp; Dolan...<br /> <br /> '''DOLAN:''' No, no. That can't be true!<br /> <br /> '''ETHAN:''' I'm sure there's plenty of people still willing to read about our crazy adventures!<br /> <br /> '''WILL:''' I mean, seriously, the whole place is deteriorating! TheDenzel can't even make powerpoint images anymore! Just look at Osvaldo! His picture is gone entirely from the character bios!<br /> <br /> '''DOLAN:''' ...Yes, I've seen it...<br /> <br /> '''ETHAN:''' ''{tearing up}'' But... but-<br /> <br /> '''WILL:''' I'm sorry, guys, but I don't think E&amp;D could ever make a comeback...<br /> <br /> ''{long pause. Ethan falls to his knees in sadness}''<br /> <br /> '''DOLAN:''' ''{sighs}''<br /> <br /> '''ETHAN:''' ''{suddenly outraged, jumps back up}'' Well screw you, Will!<br /> <br /> '''WILL:''' ''{startled}'' -What?<br /> <br /> '''ETHAN:''' We will so make our great comeback and it'll be... great. You just wait and see!<br /> <br /> '''WILL:''' Fine, YOU tell that to the wiki...<br /> <br /> '''DOLAN:''' ''{noticing the audience}'' Eh.. guys? I think they may be watching now...<br /> <br /> '''WILL:''' ...What?<br /> <br /> '''ETHAN:''' How long have they been there?<br /> <br /> '''DOLAN:''' I'm guessing this whole time...<br /> <br /> '''OSVALDO:''' ''{echoey, unseen}'' Hola? Por que?<br /> <br /> '''ETHAN:''' ''{long pause}'' ...This place is so confusing...<br /> <br /> ''{fade to black.}''</div>

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