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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Summary ==<br />
Ethan & Dolan is being cancelled. There's only one thing left to do...<br />
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''Idea by [[User:Sylar|Sylar]]''<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
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''{fade in from black with Ethan performing a monolouge on the interview set.}''<br />
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'''ETHAN:''' But I guess I'll just never see her again!<br />
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''{laughter from the audience}''<br />
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'''ETHAN:''' Anyway, I guess it's time to start the show... again. I mean we do so many of these shows and it's just like-<br />
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'''DOLAN:''' ''{runs in, worried}'' Ethan!<br />
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'''ETHAN:''' Oh there you are. Listen, we gotta get this show started.<br />
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'''DOLAN:''' That's the thing! We don't have a show anymore!<br />
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'''ETHAN:''' Ehm... excuse me?<br />
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'''DOLAN:''' Look at this! ''{hands Ethan a piece of paper}''<br />
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'''ETHAN:''' ''{reads. Mumbling}'' <small>Dear Dolan... blah blah blah... we're sorry to say that your show.... yadda yadda yadda... being cancelled.</small> What!? Cancelled?<br />
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'''DOLAN:''' Yeah. Apparently our show just isn't getting the ratings that the network wanted.<br />
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'''ETHAN:''' ...Network!? We're on a wiki for god's sakes. How can they be doing this?<br />
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'''DOLAN:''' Apparently we're being overseen by... ehm...<br />
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'''ETHAN:''' Please tell me it's not that Total Drama Island crap...<br />
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'''DOLAN:''' Well, yeah.<br />
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'''ETHAN:''' ...Fantastic...<br />
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'''DOLAN:''' Well no, listen. We can still keep our show, if we just get more ratings!<br />
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'''ETHAN:''' How exactly do you plan to catch anyone's attention on this wiki, without turning us into some Super Smash Bros parody?<br />
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'''DOLAN:''' ''{pulls out clipboard. Crosses something out}'' ...Okay. Well I've got other ideas too!<br />
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'''ETHAN:''' Yes?<br />
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''{cut to a white screen}''<br />
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'''DOLAN:''' ''{offscreen}'' Okay, we rename our show, "WUW Late Night Show" ''{"WUW Late Night Show" appears onscreen}''<br />
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'''ETHAN:''' ''{offscreen}'' Ugh. I don't think I like this at all...<br />
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'''DOLAN:''' ''{offscreen}'' Well wait. Then, we'll allow other people to start being on our show! ''{sillohettes of other wiki users appear at the bottom of the screen}''<br />
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'''ETHAN:''' ''{offscreen}'' Tell me you don't mean an inter-<br />
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'''DOLAN:''' ''{offscreen}'' Like an interactive!<br />
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'''ETHAN:''' ''{offscreen}'' NOOO!<br />
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''{cut back to the set}''<br />
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'''ETHAN:''' ''{angrilly}'' I swear, I'd rather kill myself.<br />
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'''DOLAN:''' Well, we could always just recolor some old video game sprites, which would surely gain their attentions.<br />
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'''ETHAN:''' Thanks but no.<br />
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'''DOLAN:''' Well what do you think we should do?<br />
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'''ETHAN:''' Oh I've got an idea!<br />
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''{cut to a city building at night. A crowd has formed near the bottom. Ethan stands up at the top}''<br />
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'''ETHAN:''' ''{yelling}'' It's not worth it! ''{close up}'' I can't live without the best of ratings!<br />
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''{cut down to crowd. Dolan is standing at the front}''<br />
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'''DOLAN:''' ''{yelling}'' Ethan! This is your idea?<br />
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'''ETHAN:''' ''{offscreen}'' I just can't take it anymore! ''{close up}'' Without the show, I have nothing!<br />
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'''WILL:''' ''{offscreen, aside from the action}'' Eh guys? ''{cut back to the set. Will is now beside Ethan}'' I think I may have a better idea...<br />
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'''ETHAN:''' You mean better than suicide?<br />
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'''WILL:''' ...much. <br />
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'''DOLAN:''' Well what is it then?<br />
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'''WILL:''' Well, whenever other shows start to lose ratings, they just bring a celebrity on to spruce things up a bit.<br />
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'''DOLAN:''' Oh, that sounds like it could actually work!<br />
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'''WILL:''' Awesome! I'll get on it!<br />
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''{cut to Dolan behind his desk, and Ethan on his stool. Osvaldo sits in the chair}''<br />
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'''ETHAN:''' ''This'' is the best celebrity we could get?<br />
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'''OSVALDO:''' Sí.<br />
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'''ETHAN:''' I don't even know how to speak, German!<br />
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'''DOLAN:''' Eh... Will. I don't think this is gonna work. Osvaldo, you would't happen to have any idea, would you?<br />
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'''OSVALDO:''' ¿Qué?<br />
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'''DOLAN:''' Ugh... <br />
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'''ETHAN:''' That's it. It's time for plan... ''{counts}'' It's time for Plan F.<br />
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'''DOLAN:''' And that would be?<br />
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''{cut to Ethan in a New York style magazine cart with tons of E&D murchandise around him}"'<br />
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'''ETHAN:''' ''{in a New York accent}'' Murchandising! We gotcha Ethan wigs, your Dolan lab coats, even this exclusive Osvaldo snow globes! Get em while they're hot!<br />
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'''DOLAN:''' ''{moves on screen left, facing Ethan}'' ...great. ''{turns around towards camera.}'' Listen, people. Can you just give us a little more attention?<br />
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'''ETHAN:''' MURCHANDISING!<br />
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'''DOLAN:''' ...please?<br />
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''{cut to black. In white letters it reads, "Fin."}''<br />
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''{end}''<br />
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