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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Summary ==<br />
Badstar gets interviewed<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
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'''ETHAN:''' -And I was all like, "No way, sister. Believe it or not, but I gots morales!"<br />
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'''DOLAN:''' Eh... the camera's on.<br />
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'''ETHAN:''' Oh... It's... It's time for an interview!<br />
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'''DOLAN:''' Please welcome, Badstar!<br />
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'''BADSTAR:''' ''{Walks in}'' Thanks! Nice to be here, grey boring guy and orange awesome guy!<br />
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'''ETHAN:''' Heh. He knows how to play to my likings. What's up, Badstar?<br />
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'''BADSTAR:''' Eh, not much. Well, I have been in my first trial... but other then that, not much.<br />
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'''ETHAN:''' You're a lawyer?<br />
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'''BADSTAR:''' Well, yeah. I'm a rookie defense attorney. I've only been in one trial though.<br />
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'''ETHAN:''' Are... are you any good?<br />
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'''DOLAN:''' Why? What happened?<br />
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'''ETHAN:''' Let him answer the question...<br />
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'''BADSTAR:''' Well, I'm decent... I wouldn't say I'm an expert.<br />
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'''ETHAN:''' How good are you in... theft charges?<br />
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'''BADSTAR:''' I haven't been in a theft case.<br />
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'''ETHAN:''' But... could you?<br />
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'''DOLAN:''' Ethan, what's this all about?<br />
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'''ETHAN:''' Sssh!<br />
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'''BADSTAR:''' Wait... are you saying you want me to be your lawyer?<br />
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'''ETHAN:''' ...Maybe...<br />
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'''DOLAN:''' Let's move on-<br />
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'''ETHAN:''' What was your previous case about?<br />
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'''BADSTAR:''' A gameboy was destroyed. My client was framed. It turned out to be my brother, Homestrong.<br />
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'''ETHAN:''' Now, what if there was a.... gold watch "destroyed" and I was "framed" for stealing it?<br />
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'''BADSTAR:''' ...You destroyed a watch didn't you?<br />
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'''ETHAN:''' Depends... Does it really count if they guy didn't even have any arms to wear it?<br />
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'''DOLAN:''' Ethan....<br />
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'''BADSTAR:''' Can we just continue the interview?<br />
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'''ETHAN:''' But just say that-<br />
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'''DOLAN:''' Ethan! Let's just drop this... Now Badstar, what else have you been into recently?<br />
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'''BADSTAR:''' Nothing much.<br />
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'''DOLAN:''' Really? Not any new fanstuffs or anything?<br />
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'''BADSTAR:''' Well, there IS an interactive game.<br />
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'''DOLAN:''' Care to elaborate?<br />
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'''BADSTAR:''' It's about my lawyer career as I solve puzzling cases!<br />
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'''ETHAN:''' So you're more advanced in law then you say you are?<br />
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'''BADSTAR:''' No. Like I said, I've only been in one case.<br />
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'''ETHAN:''' So say that someone broke a "watch" and then-<br />
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'''DOLAN:''' He said no, Ethan! Ugh... anything else interesting going on with you Badstar? Maybe something in the future?<br />
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'''BADSTAR:''' No, nothing interesting in the future.<br />
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''{A large "Ahem" is heard from the audience}''<br />
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'''BADSTAR:''' Oh yeah. Apparently I have a son from the future.<br />
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'''DOLAN:''' Really? What's that about?<br />
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'''BADSTAR:''' Well apparently in the future I marry a woman who is half cat and have a son named Gilligan.<br />
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'''DOLAN:''' And he's here?<br />
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'''BADSTAR:''' Yep. He likes to go to the past sometimes.<br />
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'''DOLAN:''' Can we maybe talk with him?<br />
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'''BADSTAR:''' Nah, I don't think s- ''{A grenade is fired at Badstar. He jumps out of the way before it explodes}'' OKAY, FINE!!!<br />
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'''GILLIGAN:''' ''{Flies on set holding his grenade gun}''<br />
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'''ETHAN:''' Holy crap! You can fly?<br />
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'''GILLIGAN:''' Yep. I fly using my tail.<br />
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'''DOLAN:''' How is that scientifically possible?<br />
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'''ETHAN:''' Quiet! Can't you see this man can fly?<br />
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'''DOLAN:''' Yeah, but... how?<br />
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'''GILLIGAN:''' ''{Points grenade gun at Dolan}'' DO NOT QUESTION ME<br />
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'''DOLAN:''' Okay okay! I quess it just works...<br />
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'''ETHAN:''' Badstar, how exactly did your son get all twisted like this?<br />
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'''BADSTAR:''' He got it from his best friend, Tracy.<br />
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'''ETHAN:''' Whoa... deja vu.<br />
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'''DOLAN:''' But seriously though, there's nothing new in the works for you Badstar?<br />
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'''BADSTAR:''' Nope.<br />
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'''ETHAN:''' You're not even gonna get creative on this one are you?<br />
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'''BADSTAR:''' Nope.<br />
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'''ETHAN:''' So... are we pretty much done with this interview then?<br />
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'''BADSTAR:''' I guess. But first... Ethan, did you really break that watch? Cause if you did, I'm not defending you.<br />
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'''ETHAN:''' Well.... what if the guy never actually could wear the thing?<br />
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'''BADSTAR:''' Then whats the point of him even getting a watch!?<br />
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'''DOLAN:''' MAYBE it was a family heirloom. MAYBE it's been passed down from all my ancestors throughout the ages...<br />
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'''ETHAN:''' But you're a robot....<br />
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'''DOLAN:''' You're buying me a new watch....<br />
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'''ETHAN:''' Badstar, do I havta?<br />
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'''BADSTAR:''' Yep. Can I go home now? My Golden Girls DVD is still running! I MEAN MY... manly man show of manliness DVD...<br />
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'''ETHAN:''' The Manly Man Show of Manliness? I need to get a copy of that!<br />
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'''DOLAN:''' Well, I guess you better be getting on your way now. Anything you'd like to say before we kick you out of our basement?<br />
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'''BADSTAR:''' Yes! To my brother, Homestrong... I hate you and hope you rot in jail.<br />
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'''ETHAN:''' You gotta love family love.<br />
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'''DOLAN:''' Well it's been nice interviewing you, Badstar. Now if you'd excuse me, I'm off to sue a certain ''someone'' for a certain ''theft''... G'night.<br />
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