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<p>New page: ==About== Ert talks about rainy days. Cast: Ert Plus, Caity, Mac Places: Ert&#039;s Room, Kitchen, Outside Date: January 23rd, 2009 ==Transcript== &#039;&#039;{Cut to the Ertster. Ert opens his em...</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>==About== <br /> <br /> Ert talks about rainy days.<br /> <br /> Cast: Ert Plus, Caity, Mac<br /> <br /> Places: Ert's Room, Kitchen, Outside<br /> <br /> Date: January 23rd, 2009<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the Ertster. Ert opens his email folder}''<br /> <br /> '''ERT:''' Here I am! Duh nuh, nuh nuh, nuh nuh! Checking email like a hurricane! <br /> <br /> ''{Ert brings up the email and reads it aloud}''<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;ert&quot;&gt;<br /> What's up, Ert?&lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> What do you do on rainy days to pass the time?<br /> <br /> :- Zippy<br /> &lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''ERT:''' Well, normally I'd answer this email. But seeing as it's sunny out, why would I-?<br /> <br /> ''{Thunder is heard outside. Camera cuts to Ert's Room. There is rain hitting against the window. Ert looks over to the window and groans}''<br /> <br /> '''ERT:''' Man! Me and Mac were gonna go hang out at Waffle Town today! Well, then I guess your in luck Zipper, old pal! ''{Begins typing}'' Well, on a rainy day Mac and I explore parts of the house that don't see much action. Caity doesn't really want us around the house all day, but rainy days are our excuse to be here anyway!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the Kitchen. Caity is stirring pasta on the stove}''<br /> <br /> '''CAITY:''' Some pasta should cheer them up. <br /> <br /> ''{Mac walks in completely drenched. Caity turns around}''<br /> <br /> '''MAC:''' Hey there, sis. Whatcha doing?<br /> <br /> '''CAITY:''' What were YOU doing?<br /> <br /> '''MAC:''' Trying to save the animals from their doom.<br /> <br /> '''CAITY:''' What?<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to outside Ert's House. Mac is on top of a large ark gripping the steering wheel with a solid expression on his face. After 3 seconds cut back to the Kitchen}''<br /> <br /> '''MAC:''' Yeah... It as a harsh fury of stormage out there.<br /> <br /> '''CAITY:''' You do realize it's not another flood that will destroy Earth, right?<br /> <br /> '''MAC:''' The man upstairs says otherwise. ''{He points up toward the ceiling reverently. A beam of light shines down on him}''<br /> <br /> '''ERT:''' ''{From upstairs}'' I fixed the light, Caity!<br /> <br /> '''CAITY:''' ''{Calling back to him}'' Thank you, honey!<br /> <br /> '''MAC:''' Anyways, I'm gonna go see what Ert's doing.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to Ert's Room. Mac walks in an looks around the room}''<br /> <br /> '''MAC:''' Ert? Where you at?<br /> <br /> ''{Ert jumps down from the ceiling with a sword. Mac screams like a girl}''<br /> <br /> '''ERT:''' What's the matter, Mac? Forget your sword?<br /> <br /> '''MAC:''' ''{Scared}'' N-No... ''{Looks down, then grins and looks up}'' Heh... You can't tell I peed myself.<br /> <br /> '''ERT:''' That's gross. I oughta cut your head off!<br /> <br /> '''MAC:''' Not if I cut yours off first! ''{Pulls out a sword}''<br /> <br /> ''{They begin to duel. They take plenty of swings at each other but after a while Mac knocks Ert's sword out of his hands}''<br /> <br /> '''ERT:''' Crap!<br /> <br /> ''{Mac swings at where Ert's neck should be and his head falls off}''<br /> <br /> '''MAC:''' Yay! I win!<br /> <br /> '''ERT:''' ''{Head on the ground}'' Mac! I didn't mean literally!<br /> <br /> '''MAC:''' Well you should be more careful with your words then, mister email face!<br /> <br /> '''ERT:''' Just get me back to my body please.<br /> <br /> '''MAC:''' Um... Wait I've gots me an idea!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to the Kitchen. Caity is still cooking when Ert's body walks in}''<br /> <br /> '''CAITY:''' ''{Turns around}'' I'm glad you're here. I made your favorite! ''{Realizes Ert has no head}'' OH MY GOD!!!! <br /> <br /> '''MAC:''' ''{Runs in}'' Caity! Oh. You noticed the uh... headlessness of your boyfriend?<br /> <br /> '''CAITY:''' YES! Where the hell is his head?!<br /> <br /> '''MAC:''' Funny story about that...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Mac standing atop the ark outside again. Then cut back to the Kitchen}''<br /> <br /> '''MAC:''' Wait no. Um... Funny story about that...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Mac in a tutu in his room dancing. Cut back to the Kitchen}''<br /> <br /> '''MAC:''' ''{Sternly}'' You saw nothing.<br /> <br /> '''CAITY:''' But Mac, I didn't s-<br /> <br /> '''MAC:''' NOTHING!<br /> <br /> '''CAITY:''' You're a moron. <br /> <br /> '''ERT:''' ''{From upstairs}'' MAC!!! Get my body back!<br /> <br /> '''CAITY:''' Hang on, honey! I'll be right up with it!<br /> <br /> '''ERT:''' ''{From upstairs}'' Thank you, sugar buns!<br /> <br /> ''{Mac awkwardly stares at Caity}''<br /> <br /> '''CAITY:''' You heard nothing.<br /> <br /> '''MAC:''' Did he just call y-<br /> <br /> '''CAITY:''' NOTHING!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back up to Ert's Room. Caity walks in with Ert's body}''<br /> <br /> '''CAITY:''' Here you go, sweetie.<br /> <br /> ''{She puts Ert's head on his body and kisses him on the cheek}''<br /> <br /> '''ERT:''' Thanks, Caity.<br /> <br /> '''CAITY:''' Come downstairs. Dinner's ready.<br /> <br /> '''ERT:''' Ok. Sweet deals.<br /> <br /> ''{They walk off. The camera cuts back to the Ertster}''<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;ert&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> [[Ert Plus Emails/inbox|Click here to email Ert Plus]]<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> == Easter Eggs ==<br /> None.<br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> *This was actually one of the emails that was still in my inbox on the Fanstuff Wiki. I saved all my old Ert Mail stuff, so the next few emails will be old ones some of you may have sent me.</div>

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