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<nowiki>*</nowiki>INSERT CLUES THAT SEPH WILL HAVE TO PUT IN HERE*

In a chilling mystery, taking part in the fictional town of Phoenixshire, Ireland, only two-cold-blooded men can save the day and find out the mystery.

<center><s><BIG><BIG><BIG>STARSKY AND HUTCH</BIG></BIG></BIG></s></center>

<center><BIG><BIG><BIG>CHAOS AND SEPHIROTH</BIG></BIG></BIG></center>

And this is their story...'s prologue.

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''{Cut:20th century Ireland. Chaos and Sephiroth walk out of a bar, drunk.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' You... you know what Chaos.. I don't care what you say! That girl was... beautiful! I don't.. care if she was already married! I'll flirt with... who ever.. who ever I damn well like!

'''CHAOS:''' My...my...my girl she says..she say ''{long burp}''. Y'know what?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' What!?

'''CHAOS:''' You...and...''{40 second pause}''...we should be detectives. I can do that pipe thingy that stuffed shirt Sherlo''{hiccup}'' Holmes did.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Who.. who's he?

'''CHAOS:''' ''{sober}'' He's the Detective from all of those crappy books they made a while ago. The one that lived over in London? With his sister, Elona, whose name backwards is spelled "Alone"?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I don't read books. ''{Gets out a lighter, and lights up a cigar.}''

'''CHAOS:''' Well, now that we're sober, we can get into better detail about this.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Right. But we have no experience, and we're both lazy alcoholics.

'''CHAOS:''' And I'm too overly attractive to solve mysteries. Especially in ''{pans out to show that his attire has turned into that of Freddy's from Scooby Doo}'' this dashing ensemble. ''{Rips off the entire set in just one pull.}'' OK, now I look like suck. So...tell me, if you were a mystery, where would you be?

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