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<p></p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Characters ==<br /> *Szander - An immigrant in Ellis Island who hasn't heard of fast food.<br /> *Scott Menuburger - Parody of most fast food businessmen.<br /> == Transcript ==<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Szander in Ellis Island. A McDonald's can be seen}''<br /> <br /> '''SZANDER:''' While my immigration papers are being handled, this McDonald's looks chipper. I wonder what's inside?<br /> <br /> ''{Szander goes inside. A man named Scott arrives.}''<br /> <br /> '''SCOTT:''' Hello there, Welshman. I am Scott Menuburger. I will show you what it takes to be popular with fast food chains like McDonald's.<br /> <br /> '''SZANDER:''' So, what shall I do?<br /> <br /> '''SCOTT:''' First, look through our value menus. They're the most popular food items in the restaurant. I suggest getting 3 Big Macs.<br /> <br /> '''SZANDER:''' What about the salads?<br /> <br /> '''SCOTT:''' The salads, mi amigo, are the least healthy things on the market. They have more fat than anything else in this fast food chain.<br /> <br /> '''SZANDER:''' Is fat a problem for fast food chains?<br /> <br /> '''SCOTT:''' Unfortunately, yes. We've been sued more times than we can count on accounts of triggering obesity levels to go alarmingly high.</div>

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