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<p>Created page with &quot;== Summary == &#039;&#039;A bunch of possible ten line stories about how Conshow&#039;s cast celebrates their holidays.&#039;&#039; == Transcript == === #1: Chilling Out === &#039;&#039;{Shortened Season 7 In...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Summary ==<br /> ''A bunch of possible ten line stories about how Conshow's cast celebrates their holidays.''<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> === #1: Chilling Out ===<br /> <br /> ''{Shortened Season 7 Intro}''<br /> <br /> ''{Open: Jake and Katie's House - Living Room, Jake and Katie are lounging around on the couch, with Conchris lying on the floor, watching television}''<br /> <br /> '''TELEVISION:''' ''{first voice}'' We're going to die! Forever! ''{second voice}'' The next fuelling station can't be that far away. ''{voice becomes inaudible}''<br /> <br /> ''{A doorbell rings, Jake promptly stands to answer the door, revealing Clark}''<br /> <br /> '''CLARK:''' Hey guys! I just wanted to ask if I could crash at your place!<br /> <br /> '''JAKE:''' Clark? Why're you here? Aren't you supposed to be plotting our demise or something?<br /> <br /> '''CLARK:''' ''{latches onto Jake, looking terrified}'' You don't want to know...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut: Clark's Gift Shop, the entire shop is decorated with christmas decor with royalty-free christmas music playing in the background, Chrionroar walks in, carrying a pile of signs}''<br /> <br /> '''CLARK:''' Wait, what the hell?!<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' I CAN HAS?!<br /> <br /> '''CLARK:''' No, wh--<br /> <br /> ''{Chrionroar dumps the pile of signs on Clark, leaving a little bow-ribbon on top}''<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' MARRY CHARSMAST! ''{flies off}''<br /> <br /> '''CLARK:''' Pain...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut: Back to Jake and Katie's house, Jake seems contemplative}''<br /> <br /> '''JAKE:''' I dunno, we can't just let villains in the house... ''{looks over to the side}'' Hey, is it cool if Clark comes in?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Yes.&lt;br /&gt;<br /> '''FOREST, KATIE, ARIA, MR. PERSON:''' NO!<br /> <br /> '''JAKE:''' 'kay! ''{looks back to where Clark was, only to see that he's gone. Oh, what the?<br /> <br /> ''{Cut: Kitchen, Aria opens the freezer to see Clark hiding it}''<br /> <br /> '''CLARK:''' Shh! I'm hiding! ''{hands Aria a frozen pop then shuts the door, all the while shushing}''<br /> <br /> '''ARIA:''' KATIE, YOUR FREEZER HAS A HOBO LIVING IN IT AGAIN!<br /> <br /> '''KATIE:''' ''{offscreen}'' Have you tried offering it change?<br /> <br /> '''ARIA:''' I, uh, don't think that's possible... I... nevermind.<br /> <br /> ''{Cue credits}''</div>

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