Conchris: Stuff? Why yes, we have it.

2014-12-17T13:04:41Z

Stuff? Why yes, we have it.

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2008-09-24T15:24:21Z

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== Summary ==
''Stuff?''

== Transcript ==
''{Open to the base's lobby, Conchris and Cruroar are watching TV}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Man! Being a star of this show is neat, don't you think?

'''CRUROAR:''' Eh.

'''CONCHRIS:''' "Eh"?

'''CRUROAR:''' Yeah. Eh.

'''CONCHRIS:''' Screw you. We're going to replace you next episode.

'''CRUROAR:''' You can't replace me! Not as long as I have this CARD! ''{holds out a card that reads "Get out of replacements free!"}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{thinking}'' Damn, he knows my secret weakness...

''{Cue intro}''

''{Open to Xavian's Battleship - The Brig, Xavian is observing the view in front of him as several Yffulf are busy tapping away}''

'''XAVIAN:''' When I find the rest of those meddlesome fools, I will give them a piece of my mind!

''{A Yffulf suddenly looks up expectantly}''

'''XAVIAN:''' Not literally.

''{The Yffulf droops his head down}''

'''XAVIAN:''' When I find those rebels, Project Death Star will commence!

'''YFFULF #1:''' Death Star? Are you sure that you're not ripping off an old movie?

'''XAVIAN:''' NO!

''{A beeping sound is heard}''

'''YFFULF #2:''' Dude! We, like, totally found the dudes we were looking for... dude...

'''XAVIAN:''' Eh, I knew they were on that planet all along and that their BASE was in the middle of the city. Looks like I have to pay them a "friendly" visit. ''{grins evilly}''

'''YFFULF #1:''' Can I come?

'''XAVIAN:''' NO!

''{Cut to the base, Forest is standing there deactivated with a few wires sticking out}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' So, the voice box finally arrived and I am just about to finish installing it.

'''CRUROAR:''' I'm sure that by installing that voice box that a legion of evil aliens will come down and capture us and hold us here for the next three episodes.

'''CONCHRIS:''' Ha ha. No. Now, all I have to do is to rewire the voice box to the speaker before I can start her up. ''{fiddles about with the wire before a sparking noise is heard}'' Ah! There we go! Now, Forest. Arise!

''{Forest's eyes suddenly light up}''

'''FOREST:''' ''{monotone}'' VOICE BOX FOUND. INSTALLING NEW HARDWARE... ''{pauses}'' INSTALL COMPLETE! ENGAGING OPERATING SYSTEM! ''{normal voice}'' What the hell happened in my blackout?! I could've sworn that some idiot has hit me in the head with a rubber bat!

'''CONCHRIS:''' Yeah, that was me.

''{Forest chokes Conchris}''

'''FOREST:''' Don't. Ever. Do. That. Again.

'''CONCHRIS:''' ARGH! Let go! ''{Forest lets go}'' Phew.

'''CRUROAR:''' Isn't this the part where Xavian bursts in and says that he found us?

'''FOREST:''' Someone has been reading their scripts today, and it's not a very smart one, at that.

'''CRUROAR:''' HEY!

'''FOREST:''' Whatever, you have an overpowered war bot at your disposal but because you are all stupid, I shall refuse to help!

''{Cut to the outside of the base, Xavian's Battleship hovers overhead, a pod suddenly flies out of it and hits the ground, Xavian walks out of it, dazed}''

'''XAVIAN:''' Argh... I'm never doing that again. ''{straightens himself}'' Ahem. Now to put these de-hydrated alien capsules to the test! ''{pulls out a packet of capsules, it reads "My First Alien Army!", and dumps them onto the ground before soaking them with water with a watering can he pulls out of nowhere, the capsules become encased in light and several aliens of shapes and sizes appear in place of capsule}''

'''ALIEN #1:''' At your command, sir.

'''XAVIAN:''' Perfect... Now, we must show these fools not to mess with Xavian! THE GREAT! HA HA HA HA HA!

''{Cut to the inside of the base, the alarms start sounding}''

'''CRUROAR:''' What is that?

'''CONCHRIS:''' That's the sound of the LHC leaking helium into your face!

'''CRUROAR:''' No, that other sound.

'''CONCHRIS:''' That's the intruders alarm. They must be attacking us right this minute.

''{Cieeia suddenly bursts in}''

'''CIEEIA:''' WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

'''CRUROAR:''' Now, calm down Cieeia...

'''CIEEIA:''' Don't you SEE?! There's like... a hundred of them out there! How can we possibly save them?

'''CRUROAR:''' Okay, deep breaths.

''{Cieeia breathes in and out deeply}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' I guess it is up to me to save me and everyone else! Just call me Marine!

'''CIEEIA:''' That doesn't make any sense.

'''CONCHRIS:''' Your face doesn't make any sense! Okay fine, call me Conchis. Now... what can I do to stop them?

''{Cut to the entrance of the base, a small little dot is sitting near the door}''

'''NYDARA:''' That's it?

'''CONCHRIS:''' Yep!

'''NYDARA:''' That's the worst idea I have ever heard.

'''CONCHRIS:''' Your mom has worsererererererererer ideas than me!

'''NYDARA:''' Learn English.

'''CONCHRIS:''' I already have!

'''NYDARA:''' ''{sighs}'' How could a tiny speck kill those fiends in one blow?!

'''CONCHRIS:''' Watch.

''{Conchris picks up Nydara and quickly runs away, the entrance bursts open and the aliens charge in, setting off a beeping noise. An explosion is then seen and it wipes out the aliens and pushes Xavian back towards the pod}''

'''XAVIAN:''' HOW THE HELL?!

'''CONCHRIS:''' Ha ha ha! You can't get us!

'''XAVIAN:''' I'll show you!

''{Cut to the lobby of the base, Cruroar looks out of the window to see several more aliens slowly walking towards the base}''

'''CRUROAR:''' Oh crap!

'''CIEEIA:''' What?

'''CRUROAR:''' They're headed right for us!

''{Conchris runs in}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Wow, that was quick.

'''CRUROAR:''' Yeah, I know.

'''CONCHRIS:''' Okay, we'll be right back after the break...

'''CIEEIA:''' The wha-

''{Cieeia gets cut off by the screen quickly fading to black}''

''{Fade into Sirhcnoc's Lair on a Hill, Sirhcnoc is maintaining the Sanity Shifter as Greg walks in}''

'''GREG:''' Still maintaining that thing?

'''SIRHCNOC:''' ''{grunts}''

'''GREG:''' O...kay... ''{walks over to the table and starts looking for something}'' Have you seen my notebook somewhere?

'''SIRHCNOC:''' ''{grunts and points at the drawers}''

''{Greg walks over to the drawers and pulls out a notebook from them}''

'''GREG:''' You don't look well. Have you been getting sleep?

'''SIRHCNOC:''' AHHHHHHH!

''{Greg jumps back in surprise}''

'''GREG:''' YIPES! I forgot that Humans can be scary...

'''SIRHCNOC:''' Me no scary. You scary!

'''GREG:''' O...kay... lemme go ring up the mental institution... ''{runs off}''

''{Fade to black}''

''{Fade back into the base}''

'''CRUROAR:''' They're still headed for us!

'''CONCHRIS:''' Dude! You so totally stole that joke!

'''CRUROAR:''' Nuh-uh!

'''CONCHRIS:''' Yea...uh!

'''CRUROAR:''' Says the guy who totally stole ideas.

'''CONCHRIS:''' Hey, some ideas came from original ideas.

'''CRUROAR:''' Your mom came... from an original idea.

'''CIEEIA:''' Ooh! Burn!

'''CONCHRIS:''' I shall not be defeated!

'''CRUROAR:''' Whatever, I shall remind you to the ends of time, because I am the reminderer.

'''NYDARA:''' Enough talk about stolen jokes! They're going to break in any second!

'''CONCHRIS:''' I say I should go up against them. But Cruroar, will you be my Plan B when things go astray?

'''CRUROAR:''' I am not going to be your meat shield!

'''CONCHRIS:''' Okay, fine! I'll just run in there with Plan C...

''{Cut to a corridor, Conchris walks through as a hole is blasted in a nearby wall, revealing several aliens. Conchris pulls out his laser blade and points at them as if he was challenging them}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' You know what this is? This. Is. Err.... forget it. Let's fight.

''{The aliens run at Conchris as he stands his ground. Conchris tosses some of them in front of him away with his blade as one of them pulls out a little gun. He shoots it and it hits Conchris' blade, making it malfunction and shut off with smoke rising from it.}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Well, this sucks. Time for Plan C... ''{runs away}'' RUN!

''{Cut to the lobby of the base, Conchris runs in}''

'''CRUROAR:''' What is it?

'''CONCHRIS:''' I can't fight them off.

'''NYDARA:''' I told you that doesn't work!

''{A screen suddenly slides down and turns on to reveal Xavian}''

'''XAVIAN:''' How are you gentlemen?

'''CONCHRIS:''' All our base are belong to you?

''{Cruroar glares at Conchris}''

'''XAVIAN:''' DAMN IT! I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT! Anyway... instead of capturing you and tossing you into a jail that you will eventually get out of. I decided that it would be best to keep you in this base until the planet crash lands on Earth.

'''CRUROAR:''' What?

'''XAVIAN:''' This planet is actually a ship designed by me. ''{an explosion is heard}'' Built by me. ''{another explosion is heard}'' And you'd best hope ''{pauses}'' not squashing you... ''{pauses as he pulls out a guitar}'' Now, I shall laugh evilly as this screen rolls up. MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! ''{the screen rolls back up as Xavian laughs and guitar sounds are heard in the background}''

'''CIEEIA:''' What'll we do 'till then?

'''CRUROAR:''' I'd say that we have less references to random crap.

'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{whiny voice}'' But the references are funny!

'''CRUROAR:''' I don't care.

''{Conchris glares at Cruroar}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' We're replacing you next episode.

'''CRUROAR:''' Card...

'''CONCHRIS:''' DAMN IT!

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