Conchris: This one is just stupid.

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This one is just stupid.

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== Summary ==
''Chrionroar's Super Special Awesome Idiotic Adventure!''

== Transcript ==
''{Open to the base - lobby, Conchris opens a cupboard and pulls out a cereal box, he tilts it over the bowl to see only dust come out}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Okay, who ate all the cereal?

''{Conchris walks over to Cruroar and grabs him by the neck}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Was it you?!

'''CRUROAR:''' Oh no! It wasn't me!

''{Conchris throws Cruroar onto the floor and grabs Nydara by the neck analogue}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Was it YOU?!

'''NYDARA:''' Hey! I never touched it!

''{Conchris drops Nydara and grabs Forest by the neck}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Was it... YOU?!

'''FOREST:''' ''{Cave Story Intro}'' (It wasn't me, you dolt!)

''{Conchris drops Forest onto the floor and stands on top of the table}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Then who did it?

''{Cieeia peeks her head around the door}''

'''CIEEIA:''' It was me!

''{Everybody starts laughing, Conchris falls off and lands onto the couch somehow}''

'''CRUROAR:''' Is there something interesting we're supposed to be doing today?

'''CONCHRIS:''' Nah, screw it.

'''CIEEIA:''' But what about the viewers? What if they send us angry letters about how this episode doesn't match the quality of the others?

'''CONCHRIS:''' Eh, the writer will find a way...

''{Fade to Sirhcnoc's Lair on a hill on Earth, Sirhcnoc is anxiously pacing back and forth with Greg watching}''

'''GREG:''' What's wrong?

'''SIRHCNOC:''' Being a villain and having no heroes to fight is boring. I mean, having total control over Wikity is fun and all but it isn't very rewarding without those guys...

'''GREG:''' You're saying that you actually miss the good guys?

'''SIRHCNOC:''' Yes... I mean... NO! NO! No. I don't.

'''GREG:''' ''{at a computer}'' Too late!

''{Sirhcnoc gets onto his knees}''

'''SIRHCNOC:''' NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ''{coughs}''

''{Intro}''

''{Open to the barren planet from Episode 31, Chrionroar's ship lands and Chrionroar and company walk out, only to fall over}''

'''ARIA:''' GACK! You didn't tell us that this planet is dangerous!

'''MR. PERSON:''' Yeah! ''{chokes}''

'''CHRIONROAR:''' ''{gets up}'' I doesn't afraid of anything. I search.

''{Chrionroar runs up to Nydara's ex-house and smells the footprints}''

'''CHRIONROAR:''' Footprints. They human. Conches and company here.

'''ARIA:''' Whoa, really?!

'''CHRIONROAR:''' Been here.

'''ARIA:''' Good.

''{Chrionroar walks in and finds a radar which is bleeping}''

'''ARIA:''' ''{chokes}'' What's that?

'''CHRIONROAR:''' It radar for ship. Conches might've left planet with ship.

'''ARIA:''' Well? Where should we go?

'''CHRIONROAR:''' We follow signal.

''{Chrionroar picks up Aria and Mr. Person and shoves them back into the spaceship, it then takes off}''

''{Cut to the base, Cruroar is lying on the couch as Conchris walks in}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' You know how we can liven this place up?

'''CRUROAR:''' You just said that we aren't doing anything interesting today.

'''CONCHRIS:''' Your mom told me to! Besides, I have a perfect plan!

'''CRUROAR:''' ''{sighs}'' What?

'''CONCHRIS:''' How about we build a very big machine underground and threaten to start it up to make people fear us?

'''CRUROAR:''' That's a stupid idea. Now leave me be, I need some sleep.

'''CONCHRIS:''' Everyone's boring today!

''{Cut to a random planet, the spaceship lands and Chrionroar and company get off}''

'''ARIA:''' What is this place?

'''MR. PERSON:''' This must be one of the space malls for whatever reason.

'''ARIA:''' Uh, awesome?

''{Sarry Bcott quickly dashes on screen}''

'''SARRY:''' Hi! Sarry Bcott here! Owner of this here space mall! What do you guys need?

'''MR. PERSON:''' We need lasers. Lots and lots of lasers.

''{Sarry looks at Mr. Person, confused}''

'''SARRY:''' Er... okay? But we aren't violent people. And besides, how could you see the lasers in space anyway?

'''ARIA:''' Wait, how are we even surviving in deep space?

'''MR. PERSON:''' Don't even think about asking!

'''ARIA:''' Too late!

'''MR. PERSON:''' DAMN!

'''CHRIONROAR:''' Run inside, quick.

''{Chrionroar and company quickly run inside the space mall as a shadowy figure watches from above}''

'''FIGURE:''' I'll show them. I'll show them all that I can be the greatest villain in the universe! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! ''{coughs}'' Wow, my throat hurts.

''{Cut to the base - lobby, Cruroar quickly darts in wearing a backpack}''

'''CRUROAR:''' Okay! I had enough of this no adventure crap! I'm going on an actual adventure with people and it will star just about every celebrity.

'''CONCHRIS:''' That sounds like that one dream I had where I had an adventure like that. It was boring and non-inspired...red...ed... err...

'''CRUROAR:''' Also, Conchris, you are not invited to go!

'''CONCHRIS:''' What?! But every adventure must have me! I mean, I can...

'''CRUROAR:''' Save it.

'''CONCHRIS:''' I'll sue you in court!

'''CRUROAR:''' I'd like to see you tr-

''{Cut to the courthouse, the judge bangs his gavel}''

'''JUDGE:''' GUILTY!

'''CONCHRIS:''' Ha ha ha! You lost!

'''CRUROAR:''' We just got in here and he just said "GUILTY!" right before anybody talked!

'''CONCHRIS:''' That's the power of the law working its way upwards to your face.

'''CRUROAR:''' This episode is getting worse by the minute. I hope it ends soon.

'''CONCHRIS:''' Damn it! We need some good ideas! Hold on a second...

''{Pause}''

'''CRUROAR:''' Well?

'''CONCHRIS:''' According to my head and oh so definitely not Wikipedia, the writer is suffering from Writer's Block again.

'''CRUROAR:''' Well, that's just great.

''{Cut to the space mall in deep space, Chrionroar and company walk in and looks around}''

'''MR. PERSON:''' This place seems suspiciously deserted. Help me look for clues gang!

'''ARIA:''' What?

'''CHRIONROAR:''' Shush! I hear voice.

''{Chrionroar grabs Aria and Mr. Person and hides in a bush, he peeks out to see Xavian talking to a strange creature}''

'''CREATURE:''' Are you sure that Earth will just give up to us?

'''XAVIAN:''' Yes, I'm very sure about this.

'''CREATURE:''' Excellent. What about your puppet, Sirhcnoc?

'''XAVIAN:''' Ha ha ha! Yeah! I remember now! That jerk, always topping me in class back at school. All I want is delicious revenge...

'''CREATURE:''' Okay, here's the dealeo. You lead the war and give people false hope, then give up within seven hours. Then you can become the administrator of Earth and get a freaking huge citadel. Sounds cool?

'''ARIA:''' That sounds like a plot to a game with game of the year stamped on it.

'''CREATURE:''' Why yes. Yes it is. ''{notices Chrionroar and company in the bush}'' INTRUDERS! Get them!

''{Several robots pile on top of Chrionroar and the gang, the creature then turns to face Xavian}''

'''CREATURE:''' Sorry about that. Anyway, we also get Earth as a price for your plan, right?

'''XAVIAN:''' Agreed. Did you have any trouble conquering planets before?

'''CREATURE:''' Well, we did. But then we destroyed the world!

'''XAVIAN:''' That totally breaks the Galactic Code ''{holds up a book reading "Galactic Code" and then throws it away}'' but I like it.

'''ARIA:''' You'll never get away with this!

'''XAVIAN:''' Frankly, my dear. I already did. Now, friend, laugh evilly with me!

'''XAVIAN and CREATURE:''' ''{as Chrionroar and company are taken away on a ship}'' Mwhahahahahahahahaha... HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

''{The laughter echoes as the screen fades to the base on the mobile planet}''

''{Cut to the lobby, a window is open to reveal an arena-like area, Cruroar is fighting with Forest, despite him getting beat down.}''

'''NYDARA:''' Are you sure that he will be alright?

'''CONCHRIS:''' Pfft. He'll be alright. Although I don't really listen to safety procedures. That's how Forest has an advanced array of weaponry ''{pauses to think}'' and...

'''NYDARA:''' Enough already! But do you think that girl will kill you for doing this to him?

'''CONCHRIS:''' No. Because she's a girl, her opinion about him doesn't count. That's because... ''{a knife hits Conchris in the head and he falls over}''

''{Pan to the right to reveal Cieeia}''

'''CIEEIA:''' I was expecting your head to be emptier than that!

'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{off-screen}'' Yeah, except you used a butter knife on me and not a sharp one.

'''CIEEIA:''' Umm... What about Cruroar?

'''CONCHRIS:''' He's having fun down there.

''{Pause as Cruroar's screams echo through the window}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Yeah, fun.

'''CIEEIA:''' You call being killed by a robot fun?! Let him out now!

'''CONCHRIS:''' Fine! Sheesh!

''{Conchris presses a button that opens the door and Cruroar is let out, he quickly runs up to Conchris and punches him in the gut, making him keel over}''

'''CRUROAR:''' Jerk.

'''CONCHRIS:''' Ow...

'''NYDARA:''' I think we should end this episode before it gets more violent.

'''CIEEIA:''' Agreed.

''{Fade to Sirhcnoc's Lair on a Hill on Earth, Sirhcnoc is at the control panel with Greg}''

'''GREG:''' So, you're saying that this thing has the power to destroy entire worlds?

'''SIRHCNOC:''' Well, from what I can understand, yes.

'''GREG:''' What about that rumoured "Staff of Life" I keep hearing about?

'''SIRHCNOC:''' Staff of what?

'''GREG:''' ''{pauses}'' Nevermind.

'''SIRHCNOC:''' Also, I'd like to show you my newest creation!

'''GREG:''' ''{monotonous}'' Oh boy, I can't wait.

''{Sirhcnoc throws the cloth off the table to reveal a kettle}''

'''SIRHCNOC:''' I call this one "The Kettlinator"!

''{Greg inspects the kettle for a bit before eyeing Sirhcnoc strangely}''

'''GREG:''' What the hell? Is this another robot?

'''THE KETTLINATOR:''' I want to make tea... ''{suddenly pulls out an arm cannon}'' AND DESTROY ALL HUMANITY! ''{shoots Sirhcnoc and Greg off the screen before growing legs and running away}''

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