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Conchris https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Conshow/32&diff=34567&oldid=prev 2008-08-23T11:21:56Z

<p>‎<span dir="auto"><span class="autocomment">Transcript</span></span></p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Summary ==<br /> ''Sirhcnoc decides to send a small army of Yffulf out to abduct and imprison Conchris and the gang, they are then imprisoned on a planet that is barely inhabited''<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> ''{Open to Sirhcnoc's Lair in a Bulding, Sirhcnoc is on the phone}''<br /> <br /> '''SIRHCNOC:''' Yes mother. Yes, I'm studying to be an evil villain, just like you. Yes, I know to wear clean underpants when I take over Wikity. Goodbye, love you too. ''{hangs up}''<br /> <br /> '''GREG:''' Mother's boy!<br /> <br /> '''SIRHCNOC:''' SILENCE! What's the progress of the Sanity Shifter?<br /> <br /> '''GREG:''' It's going swell, but I'm worried that those fools are going to mess it up for us.<br /> <br /> '''SIRHCNOC:''' We need to bring them out of this planet entirely...<br /> <br /> '''GREG:''' We are alien creatures, you know. You could just ask US to take them out of the planet.<br /> <br /> '''SIRHCNOC:''' Awesome! ''{points in a dramatic fashion}'' Get the spaceships!<br /> <br /> ''{Cue introduction}''<br /> <br /> ''{Open to Conchris' House - Living Room}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' There isn't much going on today...<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Yeah, but I want more comedic moments and less fighting...<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Umm... isn't this the part when the house suddenly flares up in flames?<br /> <br /> ''{Greg breaks down the front door with Chrionroar's head and throws him at Conchris and Cruroar}''<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' I'm a battering ram!<br /> <br /> '''GREG:''' YOU!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' ARE!<br /> <br /> '''GREG:''' GOING TO!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' DIE?<br /> <br /> '''GREG:''' NO! OUR PLANET!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' What if I refuse?<br /> <br /> '''GREG:''' You will die!<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' So much for free choice.<br /> <br /> ''{Greg orders several Yffulf to take Conchris and Cruroar into the spaceship in a forcecage, Cieeia slides down the railings of the stairs and Forest teleports in}''<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' What's going on?<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Uhh... we're being kidnapped? Again.<br /> <br /> '''GREG:''' You shall be imprisoned on a planet that we USED to live on! Besides, we hate you guys. Get them!<br /> <br /> ''{Nothing happens}''<br /> <br /> '''GREG:''' WOULD YOU STOP ''{bleep}''ING OGLING THEM FOR ONE SECOND AND GET THEM?!<br /> <br /> '''BOB:''' Oh, sorry.<br /> <br /> ''{Bob fires a sleep ray into the house, a light blue gas slowly flows in}''<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' No, Officer, I haven't been drinking... ''{falls over, asleep}''<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' Nothing's happening. Ha! Take that!<br /> <br /> '''GREG:''' Don't worry, I have a chaff grenade for this occasion! ''{pulls out a grenade and pulls its pin}''<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' Wait... what?!<br /> <br /> ''{The grenade explodes and the scene blacks out}''<br /> <br /> '''GREG:''' Oh great! We also made the camera fall asleep!<br /> <br /> ''{Open up to a planet, the camera slowly zooms in on a building to reveal that it is a jail cell, Cieeia and Cruroar wake up to find that they're in separate cells}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Cieeia?!<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' Cruroar?!<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Where are we?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' ''{sleepily}'' Kid Klown...<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' There's nobody here...<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Well, it appears that we're on another planet, the gravity here isn't as heavy as back on Earth.<br /> <br /> ''{Conchris wakes up and realises that he is in a cage}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' HOLY CRAP! I'm in a suspended cage!<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Aww! You get the cage while we get the prison!<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' As fair as it wasn't, let's find a way out of here...<br /> <br /> ''{Cieeia takes a pipe out of her pocket and whacks the bars with it, the pipe gets dented}''<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' I was hoping that would work.<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Well, it didn't. Forest?<br /> <br /> ''{Pan over to reveal Forest wearing a traffic cone on her head}''<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' No sir. I-I-I-I-I-I didn't eat the pineapple saucer!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Something must have scrambled her circuits because she would not normally act like this.<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' I-I-I-I can does it! Ten thousand, tswames... ''{hits her head off the bars, a small dent is left in the bars, she then falls over}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Wait, where's Major Goatface?<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Huh... Where is Chrionroar?<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a field, the field is made of a chocolate-like substance, Chrionroar is beamed in and he looks around all giddy like}''<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' I'S IN HEVAN!<br /> <br /> ''{A chocolate bunny hops up to Chrionroar}''<br /> <br /> '''CHOCOLATE BUNNY:''' Greetings, earthling. I hope you came in- ''{Chrionroar bites off his left arm}'' ARGH! MY ARM!<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' Tastes like Chocoirons!<br /> <br /> '''CHOCOLATE BUNNY:''' ARGH! Now I'm bleeding everywhere! AHHHH! ''{realises that Chrionroar has bitten off the rest of his body parts}'' ARRRRRGHHH! THE PAIN!<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' WHEE! ''{flies off}''<br /> <br /> '''CHOCOLATE BUNNY:''' Oh well, at least I got insurance. ''{makes a well face}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to the prison, Cieeia is bashing Forest against the bars in an attempt to get out}''<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' You're no help, Forest.<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' Bubble thoo!<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' ''{throws Forest to the back of the cell}'' HOW ARE WE GOING TO ESCAPE?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' No need to shout. This place merely echoes. Ecco... The Dolphin.<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Well, at least nothing else is happening, that's good.<br /> <br /> ''{The lights suddenly shut off}''<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' AHH! The dark! No... I'll... I'll be good Mr. Bogeyman! ''{sits down in a fetal position}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Okay, that does it! ''{pulls out his solar gun and tries to fire it, he looks at it and it reads &quot;No Sunlight Found&quot;}'' DAMN IT!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Well, I guess we can start our daily series about our situation. It shall be called &quot;Cellblock&quot;.<br /> <br /> ''{Cue introduction, again}''<br /> <br /> ''{Open to the prison, the camera zooms in on Conchris}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Hello, and welcome to Cellblock! On this episode, we're going to try and break out of here with explosives! Take it away, Cruroar!<br /> <br /> ''{The camera cuts to Cruroar}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' This better work...<br /> <br /> ''{Cruroar lights a match and lights the explosives, they explode and the shrapnel flies everywhere, a piece of shrapnel hits Cruroar's eye}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' ARRRRGH! MY FREAKING EYE! ''{laugh track}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' What a stupid idiot! ''{laugh track is louder}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' I'll kill you!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Whoa! No need to be violent! Let's check on Cieeia!<br /> <br /> ''{The camera cuts to Cieeia, still in a fetal position}''<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' I've seen the light... it was scary... so many tales untold... SO MANY SUNS HAVEN'T SET! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! ''{bashes head off the wall}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' That's all the time we have for today, ladies and gents! See you next time when we destroy the world! ''{laugh track}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cue credits}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the prison, an alarm sounds and the bars lift and the cage suddenly breaks, causing Conchris to hit the floor}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Whoa! Who did that?<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' FREEDOM! AT LAST! FREEDOM! ''{kisses the ground outside the cell}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' I feel kind of bad for Cieeia.<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Well don't. She's gone insane now.<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' INSAN?! ME?! I-I-I'm not insane... just... just... scared. Yes. Scared...<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Whatever, let's just go and explore the planet.<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' But what if the planet's air is unbreathable?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' You don't know your video games and your cartoons, do you? We don't need silly space stuff to breathe in space!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the outside of the prison, Conchris, Cruroar (carrying Cieea) and Forest drag their way out, gasping for air}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' What was that about breathable air?!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' I didn't know the air was 90% Carbon Dioxide! GACK!<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' This is what happens when you abuse the power of fuels, you idiots.<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Shut up! We're trying to breathe here...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to the inside of the prison}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Well, that wasn't such a good idea.<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' About 99.9999999999% of your ideas suck!<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Well, the toaster is a good idea.<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' STOP TALKING ABOUT THE TOASTER!<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Well, what now?<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' How about we sit here and wait to die?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Nah, that's a great idea. Let's find a way to breathe here! ''{looks around to see a oxygen converter}'' Awesome! Just what we need! ''{pulls out a needle from it and sticks it in him}'' It tickles.<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' Why are you doing drugs?!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Silly Forest! These aren't drugs! They're more like special ones.<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' I dunno, I mean. ''{Conchris picks up another needle and points it at Cruroar}'' AHH! Don't point at me with that needle!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' HOLD STILL!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the outside of the prison, Conchris, Cruroar (w/ Cieeia) and Forest are now standing}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Finally! ''{looks around}'' Wow, this planet is a wasteland.<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Well, it could be the planet that those furry creatures come from.<br /> <br /> ''{A furry creature pops out of a nearby bush and gestures the trio to come with it}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Wha?! It wants us to follow it?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' What's the worst that can happen?<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' I can think of a few things. Like you being cooked for a delicious dinner and whatnot.<br /> <br /> ''{Forest notices that Conchris and Cruroar are gone}''<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' Nobody even listens to me anymore.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the inside of a house, the furry creature opens the door and walks inside, Conchris, Cruroar (w/ Cieeia) and Forest walk inside, minding not to bump their head off the top}''<br /> <br /> '''FURRY CREATURE:''' Greetings Earth people. Do not be alarmed, I am not one of that human's minions.<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Well, that's good to know.<br /> <br /> '''FURRY CREATURE:''' You know that human right? Evil looking, has a rather crazy yet mean personality?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Sirhcnoc!<br /> <br /> '''FURRY CREATURE:''' Right. He took everyone away from here, except me. He decided that if I wouldn't join him, I can sit here and die.<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Sad tale.<br /> <br /> '''FURRY CREATURE:''' And the worst part is... he converted my boyfriend into a pet minion!<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' What?! You're Greg's girlfriend?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Well, it's kind of hard to believe since they're a different race and all.<br /> <br /> '''FURRY CREATURE:''' Yes. Greg used to be a nice friend, he'd always look out for me. Too bad he's evil now.<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' You'll get no sympathy from me. ''{points arm cannon at the Furry Creature}'' Now die!<br /> <br /> '''FURRY CREATURE:''' YIKES!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Whoa! Forest! No need to try and kill stuff!<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' Why not? I haven't killed a thing this episode.<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Is there anyway off this planet?<br /> <br /> '''FURRY CREATURE:''' There is, I have a spaceship out back. Here, I'll show you.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the outside of the house, a giant ship shaped like a rocket is sitting there with a ramp leading into it}''<br /> <br /> '''FURRY CREATURE:''' Here it is. I suppose if you're going to leave so soon to find Greg...<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Yeah, we're going to try and find our way back to Earth. I'm sure it won't be far...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the inside of the ship, Conchris is at the controls}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Alright! Now let's see... ''{pushes a red button}'' THIS ONE!<br /> <br /> ''{The ship coughs and splutters and then it fills with smoke, Conchris and Cruroar stumbles out coughing and choking}''<br /> <br /> '''FURRY CREATURE:''' ''{sighs}'' I suppose I have to help you humans with operating it.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut backt to the inside of the ship, the furry creature is at the controls}''<br /> <br /> '''FURRY CREATURE:''' Okay, engaging launch sequence! ''{pushes three buttons, pulls a lever, pushes a few more buttons, spins a knob and flicks a switch}'' We're ready to go at anytime!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Let's go!<br /> <br /> '''FURRY CREATURE:''' Alrighty then!<br /> <br /> ''{The ship rears up and blasts off out of the planet and stablises, cut back to the inside of the ship}''<br /> <br /> '''FURRY CREATURE:''' Auto-pilot should be on.<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' So, how long would it take to get back to Earth?<br /> <br /> '''FURRY CREATURE:''' About 18 episodes, also known as this whole season.<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' WHAT?! This season has TWENTY episodes?!<br /> <br /> ''{Pause}''<br /> <br /> '''FURRY CREATURE:''' I guess there's no turning back now. Besides, I want to give Greg a piece of my mind. I mean it, literally, I'll take a chunk out of my brain and throw it at him.<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' You're a weird race.<br /> <br /> '''FURRY CREATURE:''' Yeah, but then again, so are you. You and your cars and your TVs and your... UGH! The name's Nydara by the way.<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' That's funny. I thought all of those furry creatures have boring human names.<br /> <br /> '''NYDARA:''' The females get the weird names whilst the males get the boring human names.<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' Are we there yet?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' NO!<br /> <br /> ''{Cue credits, for reals}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a black screen reading &quot;END&quot;, Chrionroar skips in and then out with a mob of chocolate animals chasing him}''<br /> <br /> '''CHOCOLATE ANIMAL #3281:''' HOW CAN HE SKIP SO FAST?!</div>

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