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<p>New page: == Summary == &#039;&#039;Chrionroar gets a map off of eDay and forces his friends into looking for the grail, despite their objections.&#039;&#039; == Transcript == &#039;&#039;{Open to Conchris&#039; House - Living Room,...</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Summary ==<br /> ''Chrionroar gets a map off of eDay and forces his friends into looking for the grail, despite their objections.''<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> ''{Open to Conchris' House - Living Room, Cruroar and Cieeia are watching TV}''<br /> <br /> '''NARRATOR:''' ''{TV}'' On the last time of Forum Drama...<br /> <br /> '''R3ALGILR£3212:''' Prettyboi312, I have something to tell you.<br /> <br /> '''PRETTYBOI312:''' What?<br /> <br /> '''R3ALGILR£3212:''' I'm actually a man!<br /> <br /> '''PRETTYBOI312:''' NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!<br /> <br /> ''{Conchris slowly slides up from behind the couch}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' What are you two watching?<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Oh, just some forum drama. It seriously went down hill now that L33tboy232 died a painful death.<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' Yeah, killing off characters is no fun!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' ''{thinking}'' DAMN! No romantic tension! What if they already said what they wanted to say off-screen? Quick, say something! ''{speaking}'' Pickle. ''{thinking}'' Smooth move, there.<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Uh, we can hear your thoughts you know, they echo.<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' DAMN! Did you?<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Yep.<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' DAMN DAMN!<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' What? Did you make a bet or something?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' No, I was hoping for that subplot to last like ten times longer, like, 120 episodes longer.<br /> <br /> ''{Cruroar and Cieeia start laughing}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' The writer is not doing 120 more episodes. Now begone!<br /> <br /> ''{Cruroar pushes a button on the remote and Conchris' head explodes}''<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' Oh, so THAT'S what's the red button is for!<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Can we get the intro going? This is the longest pre-intro opening ever.<br /> <br /> ''{Cue introduction}''<br /> <br /> ''{Open to Conchris' House - Basement, Chrionroar is smacking the keyboard of his computer}''<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' I ARE SEARCHING THAR INTARWEBS!<br /> <br /> ''{A website comes up called &quot;eDay&quot;, on the page is a map being auctioned}''<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' AWESOME! MAPS MAKE MY DIET MORE PROFECIENTS!<br /> <br /> ''{Chrionroar starts pushing random numbers}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Conchris' House - Main Hall, the doorbell rings and Cruroar answers it}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' ''{tired}'' No, I'm not buying your stupid crap...<br /> <br /> '''MAILMAN:''' What? Anyway, we have a delivery to a Mister... Fsahfdjg? What the hell kind of surname is that?<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' ''{tired}'' Well, I can take it for him.<br /> <br /> '''MAILMAN:''' Sure, just take the box and... ''{hands Cruroar a board}'' sign this.<br /> <br /> ''{Cruroar signs the board and hands it back to the mailman}''<br /> <br /> '''MAILMAN:''' Thank you very much, Mr. Goodwin! See you later.<br /> <br /> ''{Cruroar closes the door}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' OKAY! WHO IS MISTER... F-SAH-FUDGE-GUH?!<br /> <br /> ''{Chrionroar suddenly flies in and grabs the box with his mouth, he then flies off into the living room, Conchris suddenly appears behind Cruroar}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Ha ha! Your surname is Goodwin!<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' So? What's that supposed to mean with anything?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' That means I can make terrible puns off of it to despair the viewers!<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Well, for the sake of me and the viewers, don't.<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' GOOD-<br /> <br /> ''{Cruroar grabs some duct tape and tapes Conchris' mouth shut}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Mmph? Mm! Mmmpfh! (What the? Ah! My mouth is taped shut!)<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Wonder what's inside of that box.<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Mmph Mmpfh Mm. (Your mother.)<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Sorry, I don't speak idiot.<br /> <br /> ''{Chrionroar pulls out a map out of the box}''<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' IT'S TEH MAP! WHERE DOES I WISH TO GO?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Mm. (Huh?)<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' It's a map... to what?<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' I HAS TEH SOLUTIONS!<br /> <br /> ''{Chrionroar throws himself into the basement and shuffles around to find stuff, several hats, spades and backpacks fly out, Chrionroar comes out wearing a cone on his head with a oddly shaped spade}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' That's the solution? Ha! I could think of a better one!<br /> <br /> ''{Timeswipe to Wikity Stadium, there are several holes already dug, Chrionroar is eating the dirt to dig a hole}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Okay... SINCE WHEN WAS IT BURIED HERE?!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Ever since your face was buried!<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' How'd you?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' I have powers to tear off duct tape.<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' I wish I can kill you right now.<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' Save your anger for another episode!<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Nngh... grr.... GRAGH! ''{jumps on Conchris, the scene statics out to Chrionroar chewing on tapes with the words &quot;Technical Difficulties&quot; as music plays in the background}''<br /> <br /> '''NARRATOR:''' ''{voiceover}'' Sorry for the inconvenience!<br /> <br /> ''{The scene changes back to Wikity Stadium, Cruroar is cowering behind Cieeia and Conchris is brutally beaten}''<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' Stop it you two!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' He started it!<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Well, maybe you should finish it!<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' Guys! Guys! Quiet! Say sorry.<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Fine! Sorry! Okay, HAPPY NOW?!<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' Uh, yes?<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' I knew you would come through!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Wait... who are they?<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the entrance of Wikity Stadium, several people are standing near it}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Hello? Who is it?<br /> <br /> '''FRENCH PERSON:''' Pardon me, sir. But you seem to be uh-huh tréspassong on our excavation.<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' So? Nobody cares.<br /> <br /> ''{Chrionroar pulls out a grail}''<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' I HAS A GRAIL!<br /> <br /> '''FRENCH PERSON:''' ''{somehow with a normal voice}'' He's got our grail! GET HIM!<br /> <br /> ''{The people start charging at Chrionroar and take the grail, a plane suddenly flies in and a man in a suit jumps out and takes the grail, it flies off}''<br /> <br /> '''FRENCH PERSON:''' Damn it.<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' That'll teach you to be stereotypically French!<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Yeah!<br /> <br /> '''FRENCH PERSON:''' Oh yeah? We'll a kick your butt. Uh-huh.<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' WHY DON'T YOU ALL JUST SHUT THE F-<br /> <br /> ''{The screen statics again back to the technical difficulties scene}''<br /> <br /> '''NARRATOR:''' ''{voiceover}'' Due to the fact that the characters aren't co-operating well, we leave you this rather plain ending.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the Writer's home in Wiki User City, he walks a few steps before a carrot falls from the ceiling}''<br /> <br /> '''WRITER:''' Is that it?<br /> <br /> ''{Pause, a killer rabbit hops on screen and starts mutilating the Writer}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cue credits}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Wikity Stadium, the french people are gone and Conchris and Cruroar are staring in awe}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Wow, I never knew Cieeia had such a temper.<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Remind me never to annoy another girl in existance.<br /> <br /> ''{Cieeia walks in clutching her head}''<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' Ooh... my head. What happened?<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' You somehow set the stadium on fire and started bashing skulls in.<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' I did? I don't remember doing something like that.<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' So, who's going to bet that this will be non-canon?<br /> <br /> ''{Conchris puts his hand up}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' What?<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' THIS EPISODE WILL BE CANON!<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' YEAH! TAKE THIS!<br /> <br /> ''{Cruroar and Cieeia close in on Conchris and pummel him}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a black screen with the word &quot;END&quot; on it}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' ''{voice}'' Ow...</div>

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