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Conchris https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Conshow/27&diff=32042&oldid=prev 2008-08-14T17:54:53Z

<p>New page: == Summary == &#039;&#039;Conchris gets turned into a doll by an accidental firing of a ray! Who is responsible for this garglemesh?&#039;&#039; == Transcript == &#039;&#039;{Open to Sirhcnoc&#039;s Lair on a hill, Sirhcno...</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Summary ==<br /> ''Conchris gets turned into a doll by an accidental firing of a ray! Who is responsible for this garglemesh?''<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> ''{Open to Sirhcnoc's Lair on a hill, Sirhcnoc is rifling through the cupboard, throwing out his old weapons}''<br /> <br /> '''SIRHCNOC:''' ''{pulls out a dead shark with laser beams attached to its head}'' Throw it out. ''{throws it away}'' ''{pulls out a jar of peanut butter}'' Peanut Butter? Nah. ''{throws it away}'' ''{pulls out a ray}'' What the? I don't remember having this ray... ''{reads the label}'' Dollarama... Hmm... Sounds like a stupid ray name. ''{throws it away, the ray lands on the floor and starts firing in random directions, one of them hitting Sirhcnoc}'' What?! I'm a doll now? Great, what's next? We get sold for merchandise?*<br /> <br /> ''{Cue introduction}''<br /> <br /> ''{Open to Conchris' House - Living Room}''<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' Forest? Can I ask you something?<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' No. Now go away.<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' It's about Cruroar.<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' Oh please. Go right ahead as I ignore you.<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' If I were to say to Cruroar right now what I feel, and we both agree. Wouldn't that cause drama?<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' The only drama you will get is the kind of drama you don't see on forums. Speaking of which, I think that green-haired idiot is watching one right now.<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' Forum Drama?<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' Yes.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the sofa, Cruroar is watching T.V}''<br /> <br /> '''LAMEXZSOR2321:''' But you banned my bestest friend without even warning him! That's admin abuse!<br /> <br /> '''ADMIN:''' You are an idiot, I banned him for a reason.<br /> <br /> '''LAMEXZSOR2321:''' I'm going to complain on YourSpace and rally a bunch of people against you!<br /> <br /> '''ADMIN:''' Just you try and stop me!<br /> <br /> '''AWESOMEMAN327124312:''' lol leik u shud gtpfo teh forums cuz we pwn teh forums! lol!<br /> <br /> ''{Admin raises his hammer and bashes Awesomeman327124312 with it, canned laughter can be heard}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' I don't find this vaguely amusing and how is this scenario based on forum drama?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Nah, I found it amusing when the noob got owned.<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' You're making things worse for me, you know.<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Yeah, that's what your mom said!<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' You're a real jerk you know that? I hope you disappear.<br /> <br /> ''{A beam of red light shoots in and hits Conchris, he shrinks behind the sofa}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Wow, I didn't know you had the Invisibility spell!!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Maybe you should look behind the sofa?<br /> <br /> ''{Cruroar looks about for a bit}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Seriously, are you invisible or something?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' NO! Look behind you!<br /> <br /> ''{Cruroar looks behind the sofa and is shocked to see a doll that looks like Conchris}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' GAH! Oh, it's just a doll... that looks like Conchris. Doesn't look dangerous.<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' If I had use of my arms, I would severely choke you.<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Wow, it's a talking one too!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Seriously, pick me up or I will murder you.<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Okay!<br /> <br /> ''{Cruroar picks up Conchris}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Okay, good. Thanks.<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Wait a second, Conches was behind the couch a second ago!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Yeah, I've been turned into a doll of some kind.<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Then why can you talk... without any lungs whatsoever?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Dude! This transformation gave me free talk box action! Too bad it didn't come with moving limbs.<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Well...<br /> <br /> ''{Cieeia walks in}''<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' Aww! How cute! Talking to your doll like that!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Talk about how cute I am again, and I'm seriously considering moving you two out of the house.<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' AH! It talked!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Yeah, so? I can't move my arms though.<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' It's cursed! Cruroar, get rid of it right now!<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' But it's Conchris! He's been turned into a doll!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Yep. I've been turned into this garglemesh.<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' Garglemesh?<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Gargle... what?<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' If you're the real Conchris, he would react to me saying that his inventions are all toasters!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' For the last time, THEY ARE NOT TOASTERS!<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' Okay, you pass. But what should we do with him?<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' I say we find the cause for this dollerisation.<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' I say... yeah, that's a great idea... for once.<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Well, ''{throws Conchris over his shoulder, Conchris falls down the stairs to the basement}'' we should get going.<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' ''{as Cruroar is speaking}'' Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Help. Me. Please. Ow. Ow. Ow...<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' Sounds like a plan!<br /> <br /> ''{Cruroar and Cieeia walk out of the house, Chrionroar bursts in wheeling a wagon full of stop signs, he opens the door to the basement and flicks it on}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Hey! Doofus! Can you help me up?<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' IT ARE VOICE HEAD AGAIN!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' No... Can you help me?<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' SURE GOD!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Uh... I think I've landed beside the sign that says &quot;No Smoking&quot;.<br /> <br /> ''{Chrionroar throws the signs on the wagon at Conchris}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Ow...<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' WHERE ART THOU?!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' OVER HERE IDIOT! GAWD!<br /> <br /> ''{Chrionroar reaches into the pile of signs and pulls out Conchris}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Thanks.<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' GASPZORS! IT ARE DOLL SENT FROM HEAVENS! MUST SACRIFICE TO GOD OF DOG DUCKS!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Someone help me...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to The Streets, Cruroar and Cieeia are looking at a map}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' I think that we can trace the source to Some Building!<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' I thought it was... Sirhcnoc, was it?<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' I dunno, it seems too stupid for him to even use.<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' Why would he use it?<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Sirhcnoc's Lair on a hill, Greg walks in}''<br /> <br /> '''GREG:''' Sirhcnoc? The daily planning can't go on without- ''{notices Sirhcnoc as a doll}'' Hello? What's this?<br /> <br /> '''SIRHCNOC:''' It's about damn time you showed up!<br /> <br /> '''GREG:''' ARGH! It talks!<br /> <br /> '''SIRHCNOC:''' Can you find me a way to get me out of this doll form?<br /> <br /> '''GREG:''' What? Why do you want to be a real boy?<br /> <br /> '''SIRHCNOC:''' BECAUSE I WAS A REAL BOY UNTIL THE RAY FIRED, OKAY?!<br /> <br /> '''GREG:''' Alright! Alright! Sheesh! You're asking for this show to get deleted if you started swearing at me!<br /> <br /> '''SIRHCNOC:''' Swears? ''{breathes in as if he was about to say something}''<br /> <br /> ''{The screen suddenly flashes to black with the words &quot;BUFFERING&quot; on it}''<br /> <br /> '''WRITER:''' ''{voice}'' What? You were expecting me to push it above PG-13? It ain't going to happen.<br /> <br /> ''{The screen flashes back to Sirhcnoc's Lair on a hill}''<br /> <br /> '''SIRHCNOC:''' Freaking and crap.<br /> <br /> '''GREG:''' Are you done now?<br /> <br /> '''SIRHCNOC:''' Yes.<br /> <br /> '''GREG:''' Good, because I was about to die of hunger if you kept going.<br /> <br /> '''SIRHCNOC:''' Well sorry!<br /> <br /> '''GREG:''' Okay, we'll try and find the ray that can return you to normal.<br /> <br /> ''{Greg starts looking around and conveniently finds it sitting RIGHT next to the dollariser, he fires it at Sirhcnoc and Sirhcnoc turns into his normal self}''<br /> <br /> '''SIRHCNOC:''' Phew! I thought I was going to look cute forever!<br /> <br /> '''GREG:''' To be honest, you did look kind of cu...<br /> <br /> '''SIRHCNOC:''' Do you want me to shove those words up your butt?<br /> <br /> '''GREG:''' No...<br /> <br /> '''SIRHCNOC:''' THEN SHUT UP!<br /> <br /> '''GREG:''' Sorry.<br /> <br /> ''{Sirhcnoc picks up the Dollariser and walks outside to meet Cruroar and Cieeia}''<br /> <br /> '''SIRHCNOC:''' How did you find me here?!<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' We used a cheat code!<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' Yeah!<br /> <br /> '''SIRHCNOC:''' I knew having someone blurt out the password will get me in trouble. So die! ''{fires the Dollariser in different directions}'' HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!<br /> <br /> ''{Several beams miss except one, which hits Cruroar}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Ow.<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' Cruroar! You've been turned into a cuter form of yourself!<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Yeah, great. Now get him!<br /> <br /> ''{Cieeia pulls out the pipe and clonks Sirhcnoc over the head with it}''<br /> <br /> '''SIRHCNOC:''' Why do I always lose?<br /> <br /> ''{Sirhcnoc falls to the floor, unconscious. Greg walks out}''<br /> <br /> '''GREG:''' Everything all right?!<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' How can I turn doll people back to normal?!<br /> <br /> '''GREG:''' Uh... I don't see what you're talking ''{Cieeia pulls out Cruroar's Solar gun}'' abOUUT?! Okay! Okay! DON'T SHOOT ME!<br /> <br /> ''{Greg hands Cieeia over the De-Dollariser, Cieeia shoots him with the dollariser anyway}''<br /> <br /> '''GREG:''' Meep...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Conchris' House - Main Hall, Conchris is lying on an altar as Chrionroar is dancing around it}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Uh, help?<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' No. Although I hate the idiot's actions, it is fun watching you get murdered.<br /> <br /> ''{Cieeia bursts in with Cruroar and fires the De-Dollariser at him, Conchris gets off the altar and punches Chrionroar to the floor}''<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' Oh... There goes my fifty bucks...<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Why aren't you turning me back to normal?<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' Oh! ''{fires the De-Dollariser at Cruroar, turning him back to normal}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Phew! Thanks! I wouldn't survive another minute not being able to move my arms and legs.<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' But you looked cuter as a doll!<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' Oh boy...<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Well, I suppose I would.<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Can we end this episode right now? I mean, the viewers aren't about to sit through ten minutes of listening to how great it is being a doll.<br /> <br /> ''{Cue credits}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a black screen with the words &quot;THE END&quot; on it}''</div>

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