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Conchris https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Conshow/21&diff=30335&oldid=prev 2008-08-09T16:07:19Z

<p>New page: == Summary == &#039;&#039;This is a VOLCANO! And nothing YOU say can change it!&#039;&#039; == Transcript == &#039;&#039;{Open to the inside of a volcano, several bits of furniture are scattered about}&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;CRUROAR:&#039;...</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Summary ==<br /> ''This is a VOLCANO! And nothing YOU say can change it!''<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> ''{Open to the inside of a volcano, several bits of furniture are scattered about}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Wait, how can we LIVE inside a volcano?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' That's easy, it's inactive.<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Inactive, huh? That sounds like the writer on a bad day.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the Writer's desk}''<br /> <br /> '''WRITER:''' HEY! I resent that!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to the volcano, lava is slowly seeping in}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Well, let's get this show on the road!<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Wait, wasn't...<br /> <br /> ''{Cue introduction}''<br /> <br /> ''{Open to the inside of a volcano, Chrionroar is swimming in lava, Cruroar walks in}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' What on earth are you doing?<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' I HAS RED TUNIC!<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Yeah, that's great. How is it supposed to make you RESISTANT to lava?<br /> <br /> ''{Forest butts in}''<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' You idiot! He's an abomination to all mankind! He is resistant to every element known to everyone!<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Are you saying that he bends all the laws of the universe?<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' Unfortunately, yes.<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Okay... I guess he is a freak of... ''{Chrionroar hops out of the lava, his lower body is all skeletal}'' GAH!<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' What the?<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' I HEARS IT'S TEH NUE STYLES! TRY IT!<br /> <br /> ''{Chrionroar picks up Cruroar and throws him into the lava}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' OH GOD IT BURNS!<br /> <br /> ''{Conchris walks into the scene}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Hey, have you seen the idiot around here? I need him to try out my newest invention!<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' He's too busy burning himself to death!<br /> <br /> ''{Cruroar jumps out of the lava, half of his body is burnt}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Yeah, you look good burnt like that!<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Well, it's not. What about this newest invention?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' It's the Dimension Traveller! With it, we can travel to different dimensions and ruin everything for everyone else!<br /> <br /> ''{Pause}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Wouldn't that ruin the space time continuum?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Your face is the space time continuum! No, seriously, try it.<br /> <br /> ''{Conchris pushes Cruroar into a machine labelled &quot;NOT THE TARDIS&quot;, Cut to inside the machine}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Well, it's certainly bigger on the inside than it is on the outside...<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Yeah, I finally discovered how to abuse hammer space and bend it to my own will.<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Wow, for once, I'm actually impressed.<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' It only took me about 365 days to find it out.<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Don't you mean a year?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Yeah but I like to annoy people by using the longer version.<br /> <br /> ''{Cieeia walks in, all tanned}''<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' Woah, I never knew volcanoes can give you tans!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Cieeia! You're right on time to check out my latest invention!<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' So, is this a giant toaster? Ha ha ha!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' I wish I can punch you but I'm too nice to do that, I'll just let the machine do it for me.<br /> <br /> ''{Conchris presses a button and a giant boxing glove comes out of nowhere and hits Cieeia, she rubs where it hit her}''<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' Ow! That hurt!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' It's not a toaster, it's a Dimensional Traveller!<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Well, where SHOULD we go?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Good point. I think we should go into an alternate universe.<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' Sounds like a plan!<br /> <br /> ''{Conchris hits several buttons, twists several knobs, flicks a few switches, pulls some levers and places a can of Pepsi into the fuel tank}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' This machine is powered by soft drinks?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Yes, now hang on tight!<br /> <br /> ''{The machine starts rumbling, cut to the outside, it starts to disappear slowly. After it had disappeared, Forest slowly sneaks onto the scene}''<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' Finally, they're gone! Time to have a robotic party! ''{walks off}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a place that looks like Wikity, the machine fades into view and stops, Conchris and Cieeia w/ Cruroar stumble out}''<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' That's the last time I travel dimensions!<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Urgh... I think I just lost my lunch...<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Well, we're here. Now what?<br /> <br /> '''VOICE:''' I say you should die!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a part of The Street, Alternate Universe Conchris, Cruroar and Cieeia have their weapons drawn, Dun dun dun!}''<br /> <br /> '''ALTERNATE UNIVERSE (KNOWN FROM THIS POINT ON AS A.U) CONCHRIS:''' Who are you three, AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON MY TURF!<br /> <br /> '''A.U CIEEIA:''' Yeah, like, what are you, like, doing on his turf?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' It's worse than I imagined it! He's wearing a cowboy hat AND his hair is red!<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Geez, is that REALLY the Alternate Universe me? He looks smaller...<br /> <br /> '''A.U CRUROAR:''' You look too tall to me! ''{kicks Cruroar in the shins}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' OW MY SHINS!<br /> <br /> ''{Cruroar falls over in pain, Cieeia kicks A.U Cruroar into a nearby manhole and places the cover}''<br /> <br /> '''A.U CIEEIA:''' And who are you, like, supposed to be?<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' I'm Cieeia!<br /> <br /> '''A.U CIEEIA:''' Like, oh my gosh! That's, like, my name too!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' I don't like the looks of you...<br /> <br /> '''A.U CONCHRIS:''' You're right! We don't like you either! But I don't understand you! Try speaking American, it's the only language I understand IN AMERICA!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Oh great, another reference? This is getting way out of hand here, in America. DAMN IT!<br /> <br /> '''A.U CONCHRIS:''' Let's fight, in America!<br /> <br /> ''{Conchris and his Alternate Universe self jump up with their blades drawn, they clash against each other, Conchris wins the final clash and drop-kicks his Alternate self}''<br /> <br /> '''A.U CONCHRIS:''' You can't defeat me! I know all of your moves, in America!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Would you stop pretending to be Bandit Keith for ONE second and fight me like a man?<br /> <br /> '''A.U CONCHRIS:''' Well, show me your moves!<br /> <br /> ''{Conchris charges at his Alternate self, he continuously dodges out of the way and knocks Conchris back}''<br /> <br /> '''A.U CONCHRIS:''' You're pathetic, come on!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Hang on, lemme change controller ports...<br /> <br /> ''{A menu similar to the PS3's in-game menu pops up, the cursor highlights &quot;Controller Port&quot; and switches it to two, it then disappears}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Ha! Now I know your weakness!<br /> <br /> '''A.U CONCHRIS:''' NO! NOT THE SECOND CONTROLLER PORT! THAT'S MY ONE WEAKNESS!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' And you know what else is your weakness?<br /> <br /> ''{Conchris pushes his alternate self down some stairs}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Stairs.<br /> <br /> '''A.U CONCHRIS:''' ARGH! Wait, how can stairs be my other weakness? I mean, I have legs after all.<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Well, I decided to say that for the comedic factor, too bad that people will probably hate it anyway.<br /> <br /> ''{Alternate Universe Conchris lands at the bottom of the stairs, he gets up and runs back up, once he reaches the top, he notices the machine fading out}''<br /> <br /> '''A.U CONCHRIS:''' YOU! STOP GETTING AWAY SO SLOWLY! DAMN IT! ''{the machine disappears, he points at A.U Cieeia}'' WHY DIDN'T YOU DO ANYTHING?<br /> <br /> '''A.U CIEEIA:''' I'm, like, a on-looker, not a, like, fighter.<br /> <br /> '''A.U CONCHRIS:''' GRR! ''{A.U Conchris slices at A.U Cieeia, she falls over}''<br /> <br /> '''A.U CIEEIA:''' Ow! That, like, hurt!<br /> <br /> '''A.U CONCHRIS:''' It better!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the inside of the volcano, the machine fades into view}''<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' See you later, Airman. It was nice knowing you! Oh hey, you didn't happen to notice anything out of the ordinary?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Did you just invite the robots of the world to come over here?<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' No? Also, the volcano is about to erupt.<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Nah, it won't. It's been dormant for quite a-<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the outside of the volcano, it explodes sending Conchris, Cruroar, Cieeia, Forest and Chrionroar into the air}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' -while...<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Dormant, you say? I'LL DORMANT YOUR FACE!<br /> <br /> ''{Cruroar starts choking Conchris, they all hit the ground, cut to the hospital}''<br /> <br /> '''DOCTOR:''' Wow, that was a very nasty burn you've gotten from the volcano, be glad you're still living.<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Conches, what made YOU THINK it was DORMANT?!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' I completely forgot that Mount Wikity explodes twice a year.<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Gawd! I wish I could kill you, but that requires use of my legs and arms, which are all bandaged up. Forest?<br /> <br /> ''{Forest runs in and chokes Conchris and Cruroar}''<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' WHY DON'T YOU TWO JUST SHUT THE HELL UP?!<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' Ow... I'll be glad to recover next episode...<br /> <br /> ''{Cue credits}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a black screen with the word &quot;END&quot; on it}''</div>

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