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<p>New page: == Summary == &#039;&#039;On the last time on the Conshow...&#039;&#039; == Transcript == &#039;&#039;{Open to the White Screen of Continuity}&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;NARRATOR:&#039;&#039;&#039; On the last time on the Conshow... &#039;&#039;{Cut to The Stree...</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Summary ==<br /> ''On the last time on the Conshow...''<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> ''{Open to the White Screen of Continuity}''<br /> <br /> '''NARRATOR:''' On the last time on the Conshow...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to The Street}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' A chip! Sirhcnoc's behind this!<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Let's go!<br /> <br /> ''{They both run off towards the docks, two figures pop up behind them}''<br /> <br /> '''?????????:''' Evil laughter!<br /> <br /> ''{Cue introduction}''<br /> <br /> ''{Open to the docks, Conchris and Cruroar run in and stop to take a breather}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Phew! We've been running for an hour!<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Yeah! Now... where is that base?<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a sign that reads &quot;SIRHCNOC'S BASE IS THIS WAY!&quot;}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Maybe that sign leads somewhere!<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' You idiot! Signs don't point to places so obviously! They just WANT you to think that! ''{notices that Conchris had already ran off}'' Wait! Don't go there!<br /> <br /> ''{Conchris is about to dive into the water}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Why not?<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' It might be a trap! We need someone stupid enough to dive in...<br /> <br /> ''{Conchris and Cruroar look at each other}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' I vote you!&lt;br /&gt;<br /> '''CRUROAR:''' I vote you!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Damn! We need to settle this the easy way.<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' And what is that?<br /> <br /> ''{Timeswipe, Chrionroar is locked in a cage, grinning}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Now, I'm going to lower this cage. I want you to tell us if there is anything down there, okay?<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' YEAH!<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Well, this better work...<br /> <br /> ''{Conchris pulls the lever and Chrionroar's cage drops into the water}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Can he breathe down there?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' He defies all laws of the universe, of course he will!<br /> <br /> ''{An explosion suddenly appears from the water and blasts Chrionroar out of the water with several bite marks and a fish hanging out of his shoe}''<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' WHEEEE! AGAIN! AGAIN!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Well, let's go! It's perfectly safe!<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' SAFE?! Didn't you just see that? We'll DIE!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' So what? You're coming with me!<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Yipe!<br /> <br /> ''{Conchris grabs Cruroar and jumps into the water, he swims about for a bit before finding a cave. He swims through it and they end up outside the entrance to Sirhcnoc's Lair in the Water}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' See? What did I tell you?<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' That this show makes no sense at all?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' No, I was talking about that door to the lair over there.<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Well? Let's open the damn thing!<br /> <br /> ''{Conchris pushes a button and the door swings open, revealing several guards inside with their weapons drawn}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Meep.<br /> <br /> ''{Fade to black}''<br /> <br /> === Break ===<br /> ''{Open to a kitchen, Sarry Bcott pops up from behind the counter holding a bottle of &quot;Cillit Burn&quot;}''<br /> <br /> '''SARRY BCOTT:''' Hi! Sarry Bcott here! Are you having trouble with snipers? Spies? Ground-in Engies? That's a tough job for some Pyros but not for Cillit Burn! ''{Sarry pulls out a bottle and places it onto the counter}'' Watch what it does to this dead scout! ''{Sarry pulls a corpse out of nowhere and places it into the bowl, it suddenly burns to a crisp}'' See? Burnt as Crisp! Cillit Burn! BANG and the Heavy's gone!<br /> <br /> ''{Fade to black}''<br /> <br /> === Original Programming ===<br /> ''{Open to a prison cell, Conchris and Cruroar are locked behind laser bars}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Oh that's it! I'm getting out of here!<br /> <br /> ''{Cruroar tries to push on the bars but gets zapped, he falls over}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' ''{coughs}'' Three.<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' I know! We'll make a daily T.V series about our situation and we steal the same three scripts until half our actors die!<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Oh no, I'm not even going on with that stolen script!<br /> <br /> ''{Conchris is suddenly holding a script}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Or we could just contact Forest and get her to help?<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' That's the most stupidest idea I have ever heard... I LIKE IT!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' But...<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Shut up! Let's do your idea!<br /> <br /> ''{Conchris sighs and presses a button on his watch, nothing happens for a while until Forest bursts in and obliterates half the guards guarding the jail, she presses the button beside it switching the bars off}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Thank you! But your princess is in another cast-''{Forest grabs his neck}'' URK!<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' Say that again and I will kill you!<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' ''{high-pitched and croaky due to the chokage}'' Okay... just let me go!<br /> <br /> ''{Forest lets go of Cruroar's neck and he dusts himself off, the two figures from before appear}''<br /> <br /> '''??????????:''' So, we finally meet!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Who are you?<br /> <br /> '''??????????:''' You may call me, Xavian. ''{Dun dun dun!}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' And why are you here?<br /> <br /> '''XAVIAN:''' Don't you see? I'm here to destroy you three before you cause any more trouble!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' You're a jerk, Jerky McJerkerson!<br /> <br /> '''XAVIAN:''' Well, meet me in the Sea Arena with that other guy... What's his name? Sirhcnoc. And be sure to bring your will. Nehehehehe...<br /> <br /> ''{Xavian disappears from sight}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Another villain? How many ARE THERE?!<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' More than your mom can handle!<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Hey!<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' Whatever, let's go find Sirhcnoc.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the control room, Conchris w/ Forest and Cruroar walk in, Sirhcnoc turns around in his chair stroking a toy cat}''<br /> <br /> '''SIRHCNOC:''' We meet again, Mr. Bond.<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' I'm not Bond. James Bond.<br /> <br /> '''SIRHCNOC:''' Yeah, but this time, you shall not escape! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' That was the worst laughter ever!<br /> <br /> '''SIRHCNOC:''' Why you! I shall destroy you!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Let's go to the Sea Arena with our wills and we will have a fist fight to the death!<br /> <br /> '''SIRHCNOC:''' You're on!<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Why is this so familiar to me?<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' Maybe it's because that the writer is going to end this with ANOTHER epic fist fight?<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the sea arena, Conchris and Sirhcnoc walk in with the door closing behind them, they face each other angrily}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Let's go!<br /> <br /> ''{Conchris and Sirhcnoc charge at each other, but before they get half-way, a blur cuts a line between the two. They look to where the blur has gone and it is revealed that Cieeia was the blur}''<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' It's been a while... What took you?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Cieeia?<br /> <br /> '''SIRHCNOC:''' What the?<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' You didn't expect master to send me, do you? ''{notices Cruroar in the stands}'' Why don't you come down here? Or are you too scared?<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Actually, I would but...<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' I SAID GET OVER HERE! ''{throws a grappling hook at Cruroar and reels him in, Cruroar falls into the arena}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Ow...<br /> <br /> ''{Xavian jumps in}''<br /> <br /> '''XAVIAN:''' Oh yes, this will be a big free-for-all. But with two v two v one!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' You're on! ''{draws his laser blade}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' What are you doing?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' I'm preparing to fight, you should too!<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Wish I could... but not when Cieeia's here...<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Don't be such a pussy!<br /> <br /> ''{Sirhcnoc jumps up and tries to punch Xavian, he fails and gets knocked back. He slumps off the wall, unconscious}''<br /> <br /> '''XAVIAN:''' Pathetic, he doesn't even know how to fight! It's just you two against us now!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' I was hoping he'd last longer. Oh well, let's do this!<br /> <br /> ''{Conchris and Xavian charge at each other, blades drawn. They clash against each other with no signs of victory for both sides}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Come on! Is that all you got?<br /> <br /> '''XAVIAN:''' Not yet!<br /> <br /> ''{Xavian jumps up onto the ceiling and comes back down behind Conchris, Cruroar fires a shot from his Solar gun, catching Xavian off guard}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Now!<br /> <br /> ''{Conchris turns around and grabs Xavian, he drags him half-way across the field before throwing him over his shoulder, he thursts the blade into Xavian's arm}''<br /> <br /> '''XAVIAN:''' ARGH! MY ARM!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' You deserve it. ''{Cieeia jumps kicks Conchris}'' Oof!<br /> <br /> ''{Conchris flies towards the floor and rolls on it, he stops himself from continuously rolling and tries to get up, but to no avail}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Damn cheap shot!<br /> <br /> ''{Cieeia glares at Cruroar}''<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' It's just you and me now!<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Cieeia...<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' Don't you Cieeia me!<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Cieeia, please. Just listen to me...<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' Oh please! You're too scared to hurt a girl? What a real wuss you are! <br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' I didn't mean anything I had said, it was somebody controlling me...<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' I'm not listening to you anymore! You're a real jerk you know that? Why don't you just DIE!<br /> <br /> ''{Cieeia tries to thrust the pipe into Cruroar but he dodges it. Cruroar then grabs Cieeia from the back}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' I'm really sorry for this but...<br /> <br /> ''{Cruroar throws her over his shoulder and blasts her with a few solar shots}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' You're not acting like yourself!<br /> <br /> ''{Cieeia flies onto the floor and falls flat on her stomach, Cruroar picks her up and beats her up}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' You think I'm a jerk, huh? WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHUT UP!<br /> <br /> ''{Cruroar throws Cieeia at Conchris, Conchris grabs her and places her down}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' ''{huff}'' Dramatic enough for ya? ''{puff}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Yeah, sure.<br /> <br /> ''{Xavian gets up and pulls the blade from his arm, he then promptly throws it away and walks towards the duo}''<br /> <br /> '''XAVIAN:''' If she fails to kill you both, then I shall have to take matters into my own hands! ''{pulls out a giant laser gun}'' I'm so sorry that this has come to this...<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' NO!<br /> <br /> ''{Xavian fires the gun and everything slows down, Cieeia wakes up and notices the beam headed for Cruroar, she grabs a nearby mirror that just so happened to be there and reflects it back at Xavian}''<br /> <br /> '''XAVIAN:''' NO!<br /> <br /> ''{Xavian explodes into a pile of dust and everything speeds up again, Cruroar pulls his arms off of his eyes to see Cieeia standing there with a mirror}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Cieeia?<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' Cruroar?<br /> <br /> ''{Cruroar and Cieeia suddenly start to hug each other, crying}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' I didn't mean a word I said that day!<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' I miss being with you guys!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' I hate dramatic moments!<br /> <br /> ''{Cruroar and Cieeia glare at Conchris}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' What? I do!<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' I'll be sure to never insult you again!<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' ''{sniff}'' Me too...<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Seriously, let's just cut the bullcrap and get to the part where Sirhcnoc flies away and curses us?<br /> <br /> ''{Timeswipe, the scene shifts to the docks, Sirhcnoc flies away on a helicopter with Conchris, Forest, Cieeia and Cruroar looking on}''<br /> <br /> '''SIRHCNOC:''' I'll get you next time, Conches! And when I do, I will win!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Not in your life!<br /> <br /> ''{Sirhcnoc's helicopter disappears over the horizon}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' It's a happy ending!<br /> <br /> ''{Pause}''<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' When you claim that it is a happy ending, it is not. So shut up!<br /> <br /> ''{Cue credits}''<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;<br /> Conshow<br /> Season 2<br /> <br /> Conchris, Forest, Cieeia, Cruroar and Chrionroar as themselves<br /> Greg as himself<br /> Sirhcnoc as himself<br /> Bob as Xavian<br /> Random Demons #231, #232 and #233 as 2ba band members<br /> Civilians as themselves<br /> Postman Pat as Officer Generic<br /> Gary Stu as Captain Awesometon<br /> <br /> Thanks to:<br /> - The readers<br /> - The people who voted for this fanstuff in FotF<br /> - YOU<br /> <br /> No Thanks to:<br /> - My monitor<br /> - NOBODY!<br /> <br /> See you in Season 3!<br /> &lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> ''{Fade to black. After a few seconds has passed, open to the streets}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' So, this is the ending of Season 2?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Looks like it.<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' I wonder what zany adventures we'll get into in Season 3?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' How about we live in a volcano?<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' ''{sarcastically}'' Yeah sure! Let's live in a freaking volcano!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the inside of the volcano}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Oh right, I forgot, SARCASM CAN'T WORK IN THIS SHOW!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a black screen with the words &quot;SEASON 3 COMING SOON&quot; on it}''</div>

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