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<p>New page: == Summary == &#039;&#039;Chrionroar suddenly has the ability to stop time, but what happens when he abuses it?&#039;&#039; == Transcript == &#039;&#039;{Fade out to the street which Conchris&#039; house resides on}&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;...</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Summary ==<br /> ''Chrionroar suddenly has the ability to stop time, but what happens when he abuses it?''<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> ''{Fade out to the street which Conchris' house resides on}''<br /> <br /> '''ARIA:''' So, uh... I was ignored in my childhood and uh... I felt kind of lonely.<br /> <br /> '''OLD MAN:''' Back in my day, I was lonely... WITH STICKS!<br /> <br /> '''ARIA:''' Why am I even talking to you?<br /> <br /> ''{Cruroar walks on-screen and keeps on walking past}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Hey Old Man.<br /> <br /> ''{Cruroar walks off-screen, Aria looks annoyed}''<br /> <br /> '''ARIA:''' SEE?!<br /> <br /> '''OLD MAN:''' Hmm... I see your problem, I guess I can solve it... WITH STICKS! ''{throws a tree at Aria, which crushes her}''<br /> <br /> ''{Intro sequence, after it ends, Cut to Conchris' basement, Conchris is wearing some goggles on his head holding a watch}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Alright! I have finished my newest and tastiest invention! With this, I can finally rule over time and go on wacky adventures with sidekicks and regenerate like eight to nine times and continuously lose my sidekicks in epic episodes. I am Doctor Chris, time lord.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a splash page, Conchris is wearing a detective's jacket with the words Doctor Chris above him, it holds for a few seconds before it cuts back, Chrionroar flops in}''<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' Is this my snack?!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' NO!<br /> <br /> ''{Chrionroar grabs the watch and is about to eat it}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' ''{angry}'' IF YOU EAT IT, I SWEAR I WILL MAKE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE A LIVING PAIN!<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' What is it?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' IT'S A WATCH!<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' Then why are you stopping my from eating it? ''{opens mouth gaping wide}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' It's a time watch! It can stop time, rewind time and uh... fast forward time.<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' That's the... most original idea I ever heard! Can I have it?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Uh... yeah... you can be like that boy with the watch that can stop time. Now get out of my... ''{zoom out to reveal that Chrionroar is gone}'' face... oh... What have I done?<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the Conchris' Living room, Cruroar is sitting on the couch, watching TV. Chrionroar pokes his head up from behind the couch}''<br /> <br /> '''TV:''' BUY OUR CRAP NOW!<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' These ads are getting more stupider nowadays... Chrionroar, I know you're behind me, so tell me what you want.<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' ''{holds out a hand in front of Cruroar}'' I can has bedrooom key?<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Why? You're not about to raid the drawers are you?<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' ''{grins}'' No.<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Whatever, I won't give you the key.<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' FINE! ''{clicks on watch and pickpockets Cruroar, he brings out a key}'' I found a key! DA DA DA DAAAAA! ''{runs off}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the hallway, Chrionroar walks up to Cruroar's door and starts fiddling with the lock, Forest walks in}''<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' Oh. What stupid shenanigans are you getting yourself into now?<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' ''{stops fiddling with the lock to look confusedly at Forest}'' Wait a minute, I thought you were also frozen to square!<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' I am a robot. I am immune to your time meddling.<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' Well, let's see what happens when I do... ''{fiddles with time watch}'' THIS?!<br /> <br /> ''{The scene suddenly has fuzzy lines on-screen for a few seconds before disappearing}''<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' You idiot, I am immune to your time travels. So you might as well give up.<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' Fine! ''{bashes Cruroar's bedroom door open}''<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' I've always wondered what he kept locked in there, even though you are the most annoying idiot, can I join you on this epic quest?<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' Sure!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a time card which reads &quot;One minute later&quot;, after a few seconds pass, cut to the streets}''<br /> <br /> '''ARIA:''' ''{weakly}'' Somebody get this tree off of me...<br /> <br /> ''{Chrionroar and Forest stop}''<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' Did you hear something?<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' Yes. I heard a cry for help, which is what you're going to ignore anyway, you jerk.<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' How did you know?!<br /> <br /> '''ARIA:''' ''{weakly}'' Why doesn't anyone pay attention to me?<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the city square, the city is on fire, Chrionroar is holding a torch, grinning}''<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' This is still the stupidest idea ever.<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' Whatever! When I start time again, all the fireworks in the city will go off. It will be the best fireworks display ever! ''{Chrionroar pushes a button and time starts again, cut to Conchris' living room, where Cruroar is watching the news, Conchris comes in through the door}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Hey, did you hear that?<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' No. But look at this...<br /> <br /> '''TV:''' In a sudden flash of light, several fireworks went off, leaving most of the city in blazes, we have Mr. TV on the scene.<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Hey... those guys... I remember them... CHRIONROAR?! FOREST?! What are they doing there?<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' ''{on TV}'' I sure hope you guys capture the monstrosity to the human race, me? I'm out of here. ''{runs off}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Chrionroar must be stopped before he can do anymore damage!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the streets, Cruroar and Conchris runs in and stops when they hear Aria}''<br /> <br /> '''ARIA:''' ''{weakly}'' Nobody pays attention to you, Weegee.<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Gee, that voice sounds like someone's gone insane. Should we help it?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Nah, that's the sound of an ignored secondary character. Let's keep running. <br /> <br /> ''{Cruroar and Conchris runs off-screen and comes back on-screen when the scene switches to the city square, Chrionroar is teleporting about}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' So what's the problem, officer?<br /> <br /> '''OFFICER GENERIC:''' Some insane guy keeps on screwing around with this city. We have been unable to capture him!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Did you catch your mom?<br /> <br /> '''OFFICER GENERIC:''' No... but uh... why did you ask?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Well-<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' ''{places his hand on Conchris' head to get him to shut up}'' We need to find out where this insane guy is going next.<br /> <br /> '''OFFICER GENERIC:''' Well, he'll be headed for the mayor's office, I heard him and someone talk about how the mayor totally sucks and must be depantsed.<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' GASP! We must stop him! ''{pulls out another watch}'' WITH THIS!<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' What? You have two of those?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' WHO SAYS I CAN'T HAVE TWO OF EACH INVENTION?! DUMB LIARS THAT'S WHO!<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Whatever, let's just go before the mayor's reputation becomes nought. <br /> <br /> ''{Conchris and Cruroar runs off to the Mayor's office, Chrionroar is already there with the watch at the ready}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' STOP! You must stop this at once!<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' NO! ''{clicks watch}''<br /> <br /> ''{Conchris puts on an annoyed expression and clicks his watch, they start to fight over the time stoppage by continuously clicking, whilst Cruroar converses with the mayor}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' So, you see... I want a house of my own. Yes, of my own. Also, I'm sure you're respectable enough to exile Chrionroar from this city?<br /> <br /> '''MAYOR:''' No can do!<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Why not?!<br /> <br /> '''MAYOR:''' I'm just here for the money and free beer!<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' So, WHO DO I TALK TO?!<br /> <br /> '''MAYOR:''' Your mom. ''{grins}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' I hate you so much right now... ''{a small explosion occurs}'' Ah, the watches have exploded, am I ''{voice slowly changes pitch}'' riiigggGGHHHT?!<br /> <br /> ''{Pan over to where Conchris and Chrionroar was standing, they are still there but they are now staring at the strange creature in the middle}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Should we stop screwing with time?<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' Agreed.<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Good... ''{pause}'' My hand hurts...<br /> <br /> '''STRANGE CREATURE:''' AFSHJSFHAUFISJKHKAfdsfhdajkfsahuds.<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Please stop speaking in a langauge that is not English... Also, go back to the realm of forgotten characters. ''{pulls out a remote and zaps the strange creature, he starts to disappear}''<br /> <br /> '''STRANGE CREATURE:''' ALL I WANTED WAS A FRIEeeennnddd.... ''{disappears}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to Conchris' house, Conchris, Cruroar and Chrionroar walk in}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Okay, another wacky adventure has concluded. Also, tarts.<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Why?<br /> <br /> ''{Conchris holds up a cream pie and throws it at Cruroar}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' That.<br /> <br /> ''{Credit sequence, after the credits have ended, cut to the streets, Cieeia and Forest are standing near the tree}''<br /> <br /> '''ARIA:''' ''{weakly}'' Help... me...<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' I never got a line in this episode, I feel accomplished.<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' Hey, at least you're not the one who had to put up with the idiotic antics of that loud-mouth.<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' You're right... ''{pulls out a chainsaw and cuts the tree in half, Aria gets up}''<br /> <br /> '''ARIA:''' Thanks! It's about time someone saved me!<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' Well, I can't leave anyone hanging.<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' Wait a second, Cieeia, aren't you supposed to be hanging around your best friend?!<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' Err....<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' Here. I'll help you. ''{picks up Cieeia and throws her off-screen, a crashing sound is heard}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' ''{off-screen}'' THAT'S THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK!<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' Ha ha. She is going to get in trouble.<br /> <br /> '''ARIA:''' Ugh... I'm out of here... ''{walks off}''<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' Wait up, you stupid moron! I need to talk to you about your stupid friend, Weegee. ''{walks off after Aria}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a black screen with the words &quot;END&quot; written on it}''</div>

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