Conchris at 12:52, 17 December 2014

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''{Open to Conchris' House - Back Garden, Conchris stands there admiring the scenery until Cruroar walks in with a confused look}''

'''CRUROAR:''' I didn't know we had a garden.

''{Conchris snaps out of his gaze on the garden}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' WAH! You nearly gave me a heart attack, also, yeah. I was keeping it a secret from you this whole time!

'''CRUROAR:''' You mean that door in the basement that lead to nowhere is actually the passageway to the garden?

'''CONCHRIS:''' Yes.

'''CRUROAR:''' Well...

''{A brick flies in and hits Cruroar in the head, Conchris grins before getting hit by another brick}''

''{Cue introduction}''

''{Open to <s>4Wimps Bldg</s> WUCG Building, several men and women in black suits are sitting around a table}''

'''MAN #1:''' It appears that some of our inhabitants are becoming, dare I say it, violent these days.

'''WOMAN #2:''' Yeah, even that crazy guy who keeps eating the goverment's supply of stop signs.

'''MAN #2:''' There needs to be a way to tone them down. Professor Stereotype?

''{Professor Stereotype comes in with a giant laser with the words "Wimpinator 5000" on it}''

'''PROF. STEREOTYPE:''' You see, when ze ray is fired, ze target or targets for those you are listening becomes less violent than zey already are.

'''MAN #3:''' Thank you, Professor Stereotype... FIRE THE LASER!

''{Cut to Conchris' House - Main Hall, Conchris is chasing Chrionroar around with a golf club}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' GET BACK HERE! ''{crash}'' YOU LITTLE. ''{bang}'' GRR! ''{boom}'' Boom?

'''CHRIONROAR:''' I HAZ TEH SOLUTIONS! ''{grabs the TV and throws it at Conchris, it suddenly turns into a pillow}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' What the? Eh, it was probably nothing. Now, where were we? Oh yes, I was about to brutally ''{child's voice}'' slap you. ''{normal voice}'' Wait a second, I wasn't supposed to say that!

'''CHRIONROAR:''' I can nows! Wait... ''{english-like voice}'' I somehow became more smarter. Yes, I even know everything.

'''CONCHRIS:''' WHAT THE ''{child's voice}'' DORK ''{normal voice}'' IS GOING ON HERE?!

''{Cruroar walks in}''

'''CRUROAR:''' What happened? I could've sworn that when I was about to ''{child's voice}'' slap ''{normal voice}'' somebody that everything became less ''{child's voice}'' grown-up.

'''CONCHRIS:''' What the? Why?

'''CRUROAR:''' It appears that something is interfering with the rating.

''{Cieeia jumps in}''

'''CIEEIA:''' What is wrong?

'''CRUROAR:''' Something is making things less "grown-up".

'''CIEEIA:''' Oh, why do I feel the urge to cook and clean?

'''CONCHRIS:''' Oh no... THE STEREOTYPES ARE AFTER US! RUN! ''{runs out towards the wall but the door suddenly swings open and Conchris runs through it}''

'''CRUROAR:''' We need to get to the bottom of this...

''{One hour later}''

'''CRUROAR:''' ''{holding the phone}'' Uh, yes. Police? Something is making things less grown-up around here and we need your help.

'''OFFICER GENERIC:''' ''{on phone}'' Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's been affecting us too with all the ''{child's voice}'' water pistols ''{normal voice}'' going missing and whatnot, so we can help you with whatever.

'''CRUROAR:''' Okay, thanks officer.

''{Cieeia walks in holding a tray}''

'''CIEEIA:''' Help me...

'''CRUROAR;''' Sorry, but we need to find this source and fast... I wonder where Conches went?

'''CIEEIA:''' Beats... me...

'''CHRIONROAR:''' Hmm... It appears that our dear friend has ran off in a random direction, it will take a pretty small bit of luck to run into the correct building.

''{Chrionroar faces the camera}''

'''CHRIONROAR:''' Can you say "building", kiddies?

'''KID #1:''' BANANA! 
'''KID #2:''' G! 
'''KID #3:''' BULDING!

'''CHRIONROAR:''' Very good! Now, let's go on an epic adventure with Foily!

''{A piece of animate tin foil flies on screen}''

'''FOILY:''' Hi! I'm Foily! Can you say "Foily"?

''{Pause}''

'''FOILY:''' Very good!

'''CRUROAR:''' Nobody likes your style, Foily.

''{Foily flies away sadly with a Nebulon sound effect}''

'''CHRIONROAR:''' Well, I'm off. We're going to the mountain of cream pies.

''{Cut to the streets, Chrionroar is walking along with Cruroar in tow}''

'''CHRIONROAR:''' ''{singing}'' Lake. Bridge. Cream Pie Mountain! Lake. Bridge. Cream Pie Mountain! ''{repeats four times}''

'''CRUROAR:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Please. Kill. Me Now! Please. Kill. Me Now! ''{repeats three times}''

'''CHRIONROAR:''' GASP! Look!

'''CRUROAR:''' What?

'''CHRIONROAR:''' Over there! ''{points at the note on the telephone pole}''

''{Cruroar takes the note off and reads it}''

<pre>
Dear Pesky Losers,
The Yffulf and I have taken over the Cream Pie Mountain!
The cake is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Sirhcnoc-style hotels!
I dare you to find it if you can!
- Sirhcnoc
</pre>

'''CRUROAR:''' Oh, I'm not falling for that!

'''CHRIONROAR:''' ''{points at the screen}'' And you kids has gotta help us! Can you find the cake?

''{Sirhcnoc starts popping up from random locations before sneaking up on the two, Cruroar notices and turns around}''

'''CRUROAR:''' I'm gonna regret saying this... Sirhcnoc no swiping! Sirhcnoc no swiping! Sirhcnoc no swiping!

'''SIRHCNOC:''' Oh man! Here's your darn cake back! ''{places the cake on the floor and runs off}''

'''CHRIONROAR:''' We did it! YAY!

'''CRUROAR:''' Somebody end my life now...

''{A train suddenly runs over Cruroar whilst saying}''

'''TRAIN:''' THAT CAN BE ARRANGED, ''{bleep}''!

'''CRUROAR:''' Why... isn't... the train... censored... ugh...

''{Cut to The Streets outside <s>4Wimps Bldg</s> WUCG Corporation, Conchris runs across the street and suddenly ends up in the building}''

'''MAN:''' Mr. Conchris, I presume?

'''CONCHRIS:''' Huh? Somehow I conveniently ran into the building I wasn't supposed to go into! Awesome!

'''MAN:''' You know that long confusing words are banned in kid's shows?

'''CONCHRIS:''' Kid's show? You steal kid's souls and make them your slaves! Mankind ill needs an idiot such as yourself.

''{The man throws a glass at Conchris, it hits him}''

'''MAN:''' WHAT IS A KID? A MISERABLE LITTLE PIECE OF ''{child's voice}'' crud! ''{normal voice}'' But enough talk, HAVE AT YOU!

'''CONCHRIS:''' Fine! We'll have the best well written fights in the history of shows... off-screen.

''{Conchris and the man pull up their arms and begin to fight, before Conchris can land the first hit, the screen suddenly statics and the screen switches to a stickman with a face dancing with the words "Technical Difficulties" above it. When it finishes, cut to Conchris' House - Front}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Another epic fight has just concluded.

'''CRUROAR:''' How epic was it?

'''CONCHRIS:''' So epic that not even the top-of-the-line computers can handle it!

'''CRUROAR:''' Well, I wonder if Cieeia is okay...

''{Cieeia bursts out from the door}''

'''CIEEIA:''' Something's gone wrong!

'''CONCHRIS:''' Cookies burnt?

'''CIEEIA:''' No... worse...

''{The house suddenly explodes and a giant humanoid monster made of cookie dough appears in its place}''

'''COOKIE DOUGH MONSTER:''' EAT YOU!!

''{Chrionroar flies in with a blue furry outfit}''

'''CHRIONROAR:''' ME LIKE COOKIE! OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM! ''{starts chewing on the Cookie Dough Monster}''

'''CIEEIA:''' I hope you killed whoever caused me to act like a stereotypical woman!

''{Forest suddenly appears}''

'''FOREST:''' I hope ''{bleep}'' so, because I couldn't take another minute using child-friendly words such as dork. You are all idiots, and I hope you die.

''{Chrionroar lands on Forest}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' It's a happy ending!

''{pause}''

'''CRUROAR:''' No it's not!

''{Cue credits}''

''{Cut to a black screen with the word "END" on it}''

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Conchris at 12:52, 17 December 2014

Conchris: New page: == Summary == ''This summary was censored by the WUCG (Wiki User Censor Group)'' == Transcript == ''{Open to Conchris' House - Back Garden, Conchris stands there admiring the scenery unti...