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<p>New page: == Summary == &#039;&#039;This is Episode 13, this is the part where everyone&#039;s luck is the worst ever!&#039;&#039; == Transcript == &#039;&#039;{Open to the Writer&#039;s office, the writer is on the computer, typing}&#039;&#039; ...</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Summary ==<br /> ''This is Episode 13, this is the part where everyone's luck is the worst ever!''<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> ''{Open to the Writer's office, the writer is on the computer, typing}''<br /> <br /> '''WRITER:''' Reading those other Wiki User shows and watching those webtoons scattered around on the internets has given my creative juices a bit of a jolt! Woo!<br /> <br /> ''{The computer suddenly catches fire}''<br /> <br /> '''WRITER:''' OH CRAP!<br /> <br /> ''{Intro sequence}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Sirhcnoc's Lair on a Hill, Sirhcnoc is currently locked in a cage, Greg walks in}''<br /> <br /> '''GREG:''' Sir! I've never appeared before on Season 2! Can I have my lines now?<br /> <br /> '''SIRHCNOC:''' Er... yes.<br /> <br /> ''{Greg starts jumping for joy but stops when he notices that Sirhcnoc is locked in a cage}''<br /> <br /> '''GREG:''' Why are you in that cage, IN YOUR OWN LAIR?!<br /> <br /> '''SIRHCNOC:''' It's Friday the 13th!<br /> <br /> '''GREG:''' Dude! You've never changed the month or year on that calendar! And that's because you like the woman on it!<br /> <br /> '''SIRHCNOC:''' So? It's still Friday the 13th!<br /> <br /> '''GREG:''' ''{sigh}'' Go get hit by a train.<br /> <br /> ''{A train bursts in}''<br /> <br /> '''TRAIN:''' THAT CAN BE ARRANGED, ''{bleep}''!<br /> <br /> ''{The train crushes Sirhcnoc and Greg, it then flies off-screen}''<br /> <br /> '''SIRHCNOC:''' Ow...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the streets, Conchris is walking along with Cruroar and Cieeia}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' So, this is the 13th episode. The writer's having some pretty bad luck with his computer.<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Does that mean we can break the fourth wall without repercussions?<br /> <br /> ''{Conchris thinks for a second}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' No.<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' WHAT?!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' The fourth wall wasn't meant for breaking, BUT NO! You guys keep breaking it!<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' What about that episode where you thought you were Psycho Mantis?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Ha ha! Yeah, I remember that episode. That episode sucked, LIKE THE REST OF THEM!<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' To be honest, Season 2 is going along pretty well.<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Yeah, it's because all the characters are on even ground now development-wise and that the writer is focusing on slowly developing characters.<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' But didn't his...<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' NOBODY ASKED YOU!<br /> <br /> ''{Cieeia is on the verge of tears until Chrionroar pops up and pulls out a clover with a million leaves on it}''<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' LOOKS AT WHAT I FOUNDZ!<br /> <br /> ''{Conchris and Cruroar stare at the clover for a bit}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Uh, yeah. It has a million leaves on it. What's so special about it?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' I've heard of 5-leaf clovers but not 1,000,000-leaf clovers.<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Do we even use the comma for numbers anymore?<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' Last time I checked, no.<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' I ARE GONNA KEEP IT IN MAH BAGZ!<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' You don't even have one... unless you keep your items in Hammerspace.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to another dimension, several strange looking creatures of varying shapes look at each other}''<br /> <br /> '''CREATURE #1:''' He's onto us! RUN!<br /> <br /> ''{All the creatures scatter, cut back to the streets}''<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' I HAS A HAMMARSPACE?!<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Yeah sure.<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Uh, dudes? You're derailing the plot here.<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' It's not like ''{the 1,000,000 leaf clover starts glowing}'' there is a real plot to this episode to begin wi-<br /> <br /> ''{A car runs over Cruroar}''<br /> <br /> '''ITALIAN GUY:''' Sorry, me foot slipped. ''{reverses off-screen}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' -th... Ow...<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Don't worry! You'll come back next episode!<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' Death isn't permanent?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Nope, unless the writer says it is.<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' Why do I get the feeling that there will be more religious jokes?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' No, that's the wind, let's get going to... Place...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a building called &quot;Place&quot;, it is actually a grocery store, Conchris, Cieeia and Chrionroar walk inside to find Clark b/w Greg}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' CLARK!<br /> <br /> '''CLARK:''' Conchris.<br /> <br /> ''{The two stare angrily at each other before they both start shaking hands}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Nice to meet you this season.<br /> <br /> '''CLARK:''' Same here.<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' Pity Cruroar isn't here.<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' THATZ WHAT THEY ''{the 1,000,000-leaf clover glows again}'' WNATZ YOU 2 THANKZ!<br /> <br /> ''{Several vegetables fly from the baskets and they start attacking Cieeia, she tries to dodge the oncoming vegetables with little success}''<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' URGH! Look at me! I'm all covered with vegetables!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Kids, this is why vegetables are bad for you. Eat fruit instead!<br /> <br /> ''{The 1,000,000-leaf clover glows again and Conchris (also Clark) are pelted with fruit}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' ARGH! STRAWBERRIES! URGH! BLUEBERRIES! Uhh... Tomatoes? What the hell?<br /> <br /> '''CLARK:''' Generic grunting noise!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Okay, what IS causing all this havoc?<br /> <br /> ''{Everyone (Conchris, Clark, Greg and Cieeia) all glares at Chrionroar}''<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' WHAT DID I DOES?!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' That clover. Let me see it.<br /> <br /> ''{Chrionroar grudgingly hands Conchris the clover, who inspects it}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' It's just as I expected...<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' What?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' This clover is cursed!<br /> <br /> ''{Everyone gasps}''<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' Cursed?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Whenever someone mentions a keyword, they become cursed to be hit by it.<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' That doesn't explain why Cruroar got hit by ''{the clover starts glowing}'' a ca-<br /> <br /> ''{A car suddenly bursts in and crushes Cieeia and Greg}''<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' -r... See you... next episode...<br /> <br /> '''GREG:''' MY SPLEEN!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Great. ''{glares at Chrionroar}'' Great job! You've just killed off two of the main characters this episode! I hope you're happy!<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' YESH! MAH LAZERS ARE WORKS! ''{The clover glows and Wikity is hit by a giant laser, cut to a white space, Conchris pops in with Cruroar, Cieeia, Greg, Clark and Chrionroar}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' There's the guy that cursed us! GET HIM!<br /> <br /> ''{Conchris, Cruroar, Cieeia, Greg and Clark chase after Chrionroar, who is happily skipping along at a high speed}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' How could he skip so fast?<br /> <br /> ''{Credit sequence}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the charred remains of Conchris' house, Forest walks on-screen}''<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' Hello? I'm back from my belittling classes. Anyone there? ''{Forest looks around to see nobody}'' I guess they moved, to Mars. Because they couldn't handle how much of a failure they all are.<br /> <br /> ''{The screen slowly fades in}''<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' Don't you fade on me!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a black screen with the word &quot;END&quot; on it}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' ''{voice}'' At least we'll come back next episnowed.<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' ''[voice}'' Urgh, what a horrid pun.</div>

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