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Conchris https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Conshow/12&diff=26292&oldid=prev 2008-07-31T10:10:28Z

<p>‎<span dir="auto"><span class="autocomment">Transcript</span></span></p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Summary ==<br /> ''In a oh so totally original plot, Chrionroar's mother and father come to visit. What happens? Insanity, that's what.''<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> ''{Open to the airport, Conchris and Chrionroar are sitting on chairs}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' So, tell me again. When are they coming?!<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' When the dark of lights reaches the full circle of cheesyness!<br /> <br /> ''{Conchris looks at Chrionroar confused}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Okay, now you've confused me.<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' I LOST THE GAME!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Stop making me lose The Game, damn it!<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' Fizzle boom!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' That's it, I'm out of here.<br /> <br /> ''{Conchris walks off, leaving Chrionroar to himself}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cue intro sequence, after it finishes, cut to Conchris' House - Living Room, Cruroar walks in with Cieeia and Conchris, he turns on the TV and they sit down}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Let's see what's on the TV today...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the Television, Cooksar Baker holds up a knife}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Nope. ''{presses a button on the remote}''<br /> <br /> ''{The channel changes to Sarry Bcott holding up a bottle of Cillit Twang}''<br /> <br /> '''SARRY:''' Hi there! I'm Sarry Bcott!<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Hello... ''{presses a button on the remote}'' Bye.<br /> <br /> ''{The channel changes to Mr. TV at a news desk}''<br /> <br /> '''MR. TV:''' Urgent news! Today, Everyone-is-going-to-die-in-ten-seconds town was obliterated today by some kind of nuke. Stay tuned.<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Nah. ''{switches TV off}'' There's nothing on!<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' We just need something exciting to happen, that's all!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' I was going to ask, have you seen Forest lately? She didn't appear in the last episode at all!<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' Let's just say she needed some quiet time...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the basement door that has several locks on it}''<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' ''{voice}'' Hello? Is there anyone there? Open this freaking door, damn it! I swear, I'll kill you Cieeia!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back}''<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' ''{laughs nervously}'' Well, I think I should be going now, so... SEE YA! ''{runs off}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Man, the writer couldn't think of any good ideas this episode, huh?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Yeah, that's life for you.<br /> <br /> ''{A door knocking sound is heard, horror music starts playing}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Who was that?<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' I don't know... wait, wasn't Chrionroar's parents supposed to be visiting the house?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Oh lord no... Please let them be normal...<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Hey! That was my later line, you jerk!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Well, I just said it! So, nyeh!<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Somebody should really shut off the music, it's driving me crazy.<br /> <br /> ''{music stops and Cruroar looks up to reveal Chrionroar on his head holding a steering wheel}''<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' I CAN MAKES IT DOC!<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Get off my head. ''{throws Chrionroar off-screen}'' How'd you get in... oh...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the front door, Conchris had already opened it, two people stand outside}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Hello there! I'm Conchris. Nice to meets you! And you two are?<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR'S FATHER:''' I HAS NO NAMES!<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' OH LORD NO!<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR'S MOTHER:''' ME NEITHERS!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Hey, Cieeia! Meet Chrionroar's parents, they came over for absolutely no reason!<br /> <br /> ''{Chrionroar's father pounces on Cruroar and starts using a jackhammer on him}''<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' ''{off-screen}'' Yeah, if being mutilated by a JACKHAMMER sounds fun.<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' ''{not feeling any pain somehow}'' Are you sure letting them in is a good idea? I mean, what could happen.<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' I'm sure that, by the end of this episode, everything will have gone along smoothly!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a time card which says &quot;Five Hours later&quot;, after a few seconds, cut back to the Living room, Conchris is bleeding slightly with a singe of fire on his head, he also charred and Cruroar is heavily mutilated}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' ''{imitates Conchris' voice}'' Everything will have gone smoothly! WELL WE HAVE THREE INSANE PEOPLE IN THE HOUSE!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Calm down, I'm sure we can find a way to get rid of them... ''{pulls out a pencil}'' WITH THIS!<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' How could a pencil get rid of insane people?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' It's not a pencil! Watch!<br /> <br /> ''{Conchris presses a button on the pencil and it morphs into a human-sized Pencil Robot}''<br /> <br /> '''PENCIL BOT:''' HOW CAN I SERVE?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Find three insane people in this house and bring them to me.<br /> <br /> '''PENCIL BOT:''' AFFIRMATIVE!<br /> <br /> ''{Pencil bot walks off screen, cut to the Stairway, Pencil Bot only gets halfway before Chrionroar and his parents jump on him and start eating him}''<br /> <br /> '''PENCIL BOT:''' HELP! HELP! I'M BEING ATTACKED!<br /> <br /> ''{A net falls on the three, Cieeia walks on-screen with Forest}''<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' Who knew that using bait is a great idea?<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' I apologise to hurting your feelings off-screen.<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' No, it's okay. But for now, I want to see what we should do with these three...<br /> <br /> ''{Cruroar and Conchris walk on-screen}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Well, you could send his parents back where they came from and make sure they never appear in the series ever again.<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' No, I have a better idea...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Sirhcnoc's Lair on a Hill, a bag flies in}''<br /> <br /> '''SIRHCNOC:''' Ooh! Air mail! ''{opens the bag to reveal Chrionroar's parents}'' WHO ARE THESE TWO?!<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR'S FATHER:''' THIS IZ A BADS PLACE! LET US SOFF IT UP!<br /> <br /> ''{They both start flying around breaking equipment and eating the monitors, Sirhcnoc looks on in terror}''<br /> <br /> '''SIRHCNOC:''' Oh god! HELP! MY LAIR IS BEING DESTROYED!<br /> <br /> ''{Sirhcnoc is thrown off screen by a giant computer, Chrionroar's father walks in and looks at the camera, he stares at it, grinning, before he eats it}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cue credit sequence}''<br /> <br /> ''{Close to a screen with the words &quot;END&quot; on it}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' ''{voice}'' This was a short episode.<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' ''{voice}'' Yeah! It might even rival that of the shortest episode ever episode from another show.<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' ''{voice}'' Does that even exist?<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' ''{voice}'' I don't know.</div>

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