Conchris at 13:01, 16 February 2013

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Conchris: /* Fun Facts */ I should stop living in the past. I need to get with the now. How I get in now for fish?

2008-07-07T21:21:21Z

‎Fun Facts: I should stop living in the past. I need to get with the now. How I get in now for fish?

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== Summary ==
''Conchris, Cruroar and Cieeia do a three-man show... err... a two-man one-woman show...''

== Transcript ==
''{Intro plays, when it ends, cut to Conchris' Living Room, Conchris and Cruroar are on the couch}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' We all know that automechanics tamper with the batteries, so you have to go back to them in a week. But you can't do jack! 'cause they're, you know, tied... to the mafia...

'''CRUROAR:''' Uh... when are we going to stop stealing scripts?

''{Conchris holds up a script, the word "Stolen" is scored out}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' This script isn't stolen! It's borrowed! Get your words right!

'''CRUROAR:''' Uh... that script is stolen, I can plainly see the scored out "Stolen".

'''CONCHRIS:''' Fine... I'll just burn it, ''{closeup}'' LIKE THE REST OF THEM! ''{the script he is holding burns up and turns into ash, it then falls to the floor}''

''{The camera zooms out again}''

'''CRUROAR:''' I wanna go out and explore the city. We've never done that in the email show, did we?

'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{puts on a confused look}'' What email show?

'''CRUROAR:''' Err... nevermind then. Come on... let's just go...

'''CONCHRIS:''' Not until we clean up the ashes...

'''CRUROAR:''' FINE! CLEAN UP YOUR ASHES YOURSELF! ''{throws a bottle of "Cillit Twang" at him}'' IT'S TOO DANGEROUS TO CLEAN IT UP! TAKE THIS! ''{runs out}''

''{Pan down to the floor, Conchris kneels down and picks up the bottle of "Cillit Twang" with a confused look}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' I think he's gone insane... Whatever, let's see if this household cleaner can clean up anything.

''{Conchris sprays the "Cillit Twang" onto the ashes, the ashes melt away and the area surrounding it}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' That is not a good sign... Not good at all.

''{Cut to outside the house, Cruroar and Cieeia are standing near the front door, Conchris opens the door and walks out}''

'''CRUROAR:''' It's about time! What took you?

'''CONCHRIS:''' I was just cleaning up, ''{holds out bottle of "Cillit Twang"}'' WITH THIS!

''{Cieeia inspects the bottle before eyeing Cruroar suspiciously}''

'''CIEEIA:''' Did you give him the bottle that you weren't suppose to give?

'''CRUROAR:''' Sorry...

'''CIEEIA:''' Ugh! I knew it!

'''CRUROAR:''' How about we go out on the town? Sounds like fun...

''{Montage music plays, the following actions are listed below:
*Cut to the park, Cruroar and Cieeia walk along before Conchris comes out from behind the tree.
*Then cut to the café, Conchris orders a vanilla milkshake and drinks it up quickly, he then pays the cashier.
*Then cut to the courthouse, Cruroar points his finger towards Conchris in a Phoenix Wright style fashion}''

'''CRUROAR:''' OBJECTION!!

'''CONCHRIS:''' You could poke an eye out with that thing...

''{Then cut to the mall, Cieeia starts to look annoyed whilst Conchris walks out with a giant sombrero. Cruroar falls over laughing at said sombrero.}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' What? Was it my face? Was my face funny to you?! HUH!?

''{More actions:
*Cut to the cinema, Conchris tries to haggle down the price for a ticket before it rests on 9002.99, he leaves the ticket counter in disgust
*Then finally cut to the hill as seen in Con_email.wue Email 125, the music stops, the hill is illuminated by the setting sun}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Okay, we went to the park, the café, the courthouse, the cinema, the mall and the leisure centre. Now can we go home?

'''CRUROAR:''' Yes. In a minute.

''{Pause}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' You'd better not be getting any ideas...

'''CRUROAR:''' Nope.

'''CONCHRIS:''' Good, because I will patent them with my PATENATOR!

'''CRUROAR:''' You don't have a patenator.

'''CONCHRIS:''' I do now! ''{brings out a stamp}''

'''CRUROAR:''' That's not a patenator, that's a stamp.

'''CONCHRIS:''' It patents things right? Then it is the patenator.

'''CRUROAR:''' Whatever, you're never going to patent my ideas.

''{Credit sequence, after the credits have ended, cut to a kitchen, a guy similar to Barry Scott comes in holding a bottle of "Cillit Twang"}''

'''SARRY BCOTT:''' Hi! I'm Sarry Bcott! Are you having trouble cleaning up ''{pictures of the item involved appear when he mentions it}'' Limescale, Rust, Ground-in dirt? ''{The pictures disappear}'' That's a task for some household cleaners but not for Cillit Twang! It cleans up the lot! ''{closeup, Sarry's eyes become red and his voice becomes more demonic}'' And it will melt your body into a fine liquid for which we use for our household cleaners! ''{Zoom out, Sarry becomes normal again, cut to the same kitchen but with the camera closer to the counter with the bottle of Cillit Twang on it}'' Cillit Twang! Cleans up the lot!

''{Cut to a black screen with the words "End" on it}''

== Fun Facts ==
*The first line Conchris says refers to the dead webtoon Bonus Stage by Matt Wilson, namely "Car".
*Cruroar references the sentence that an old man says from the NES game: [[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda|The Legend of Zelda]].
*Cruroar points in the same fashion as Phoenix Wright from the [[Wikipedia:Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney|Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney]] series.
*Over 9000 was referenced in the price for the ticket.

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Conchris at 13:01, 16 February 2013

Conchris: /* Fun Facts */ I should stop living in the past. I need to get with the now. How I get in now for fish?