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Badstar: /* Day One: San Andreas General Hospital */

2012-07-19T19:08:42Z

‎Day One: San Andreas General Hospital

Badstar: /* Day One: Some Steam chat */

2012-07-18T22:15:31Z

‎Day One: Some Steam chat

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Badstar: HEY LET'S BANG SOME DISABLED GIRLS

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HEY LET'S BANG SOME DISABLED GIRLS

Badstar: Created page with ' == Oblivion == ===Day One: Imperial City=== oh god where am I ''where the fuck am i'' i was just walking around the imperial city, looking for a place to sleep maybe a bite o...'

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== Oblivion ==

===Day One: Imperial City===
oh god where am I

''where the fuck am i''

i was just walking around the imperial city, looking for a place to sleep maybe a bite of food

now it's dark and i'm just so lost and cold and scared

everyone in this town is bipolar and i just want to go home ;_;

===Day One: Still in Imperial City. Time: I don't even know anymore===

I see the same faces wherever I go

The map tells me nothing

I have passed these buildings before, god knows how many times

why did i have to escape prison

why

damn you uriel septim

damn you to hell

===First Night. Imperial City===

It has started to rain

I am but a lonely, miserable pink-haired orc in a whole new world of unimaginable suffering and woe

i seek shelter under an archway near the gate into town

an imperial watchman gives me an empty stare

he knows

they all know

===First Night: All Saint's Inn===

my gods, there's been a miracle

there was an inn near the city gate all along

I eagerly walk in and ask for a room

the innkeeper sneers at me as i realize i have no coin

I calmly step outside and crawl into a ball, sobbing

nobody knows the pain of little stevie rubbins

===Day Two: Imperial Lighthouse===

I can hardly remember the night before

The most I can grasp is stumbling into the imperial lighthouse and just shoving a watchman off of his bed

he did nothing

he simply stood over me and stared as I drifted off to sleep

I awaken to a loud crash

Startled, I turn to my right to see an imperial guard standing on a bed, just... glaring down at me

I get up to witness a watchman sitting in a table

no literally, he's sticking through the fucking table

calmly sipping his drink like nothing's wrong

i-is that what i heard

I talk to him

"There isn't a problem, is there?" he says calmly, as if he doesn't even know

this damn town is mad

===Day Three: Imperial Prison===
i never should have fucking left skyrim

i just had to get mixed up with that moonsugar incident

i don't even know what i did this time

when i woke up, the only way out was locked

i had no choice but to pick the lock

all of my lockpicks were broken and when i stood up they were just standing there, grinning madly at me

"Well well, caught in the act and no coin to pay your fine! I'm confiscating your stolen goods and it's off to prison with you!"

it was the only way out

i literally had no choice

they were the ones who locked the doooh holy shit

they did it on purpose

that's why they let me spend a night

just so they could mock me the next morning

i begin to cry as they lead me to prison

i should have listened to mom

why didn't i become a doctor

===Day Three: Still in the Imperial City===

I'll never leave this damned place, so I'm making the most out of what I can

I've sold the little I have for 6 coin. I can only pray this is enough.

I talk to who I can, talk to keep my sanity in this neverending hell

I walk around in search of work

this horrifying elf woman suddenly appears, he skin gray and lifeless, her eyes a piercing blue

she was NOT a citizen, i could tell

she just wasn't

her voice is like a knife, disguised with a friendly tone

"Here, take this. It's from a friend."

she hands me a crumpled note and vanishes much as she appeared

mysteriously

nervously, I unfold the note and read

"I can offer you greater rewards and less time in prison. Come to the garden of Daraloth in the Imperial City's Waterfront District at midnight. Present this note and all shall be made clear. - The Gray Fox"

...what the fuck

I look up, as if expecting the elf woman to be there with an explanation

she isn't

fuck my life

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	come the fuck on		come the fuck on
		+
		+	=== Day Two: CJ's Crib ===
		+
		+	after three game overs I refuse to detail, i made it back to my crib
		+
		+	suddenly my dawg big smoke runs at me witha fucking bat
		+
		+	haha
		+
		+	just like old times
		+
		+	i catch a ride with smoke to mama's funeral
		+
		+	sad shit yo
		+
		+	and my dawgs are like
		+
		+	"you fucked everything up yo"
		+
		+	"SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIT"
		+
		+	fuck son
		+
		+	shit changed
		+
		+	=== Day Two: Some Bike Mission ===
		+
		+	oh hey what's that guys
		+
		+	we're in enemy family territory
		+
		+	oh hey thanks for telling me
		+
		+	appreciate that
		+
		+	fuck i hate bikes
		+
		+	i mean damn
		+
		+	and to make it worse i got this bitchin' purple car on my ass like a fine ho
		+
		+	shit sucks dawg
		+
		+	but hey it was a pretty quick ride back home
		+
		+	nothing happened whatsoever
		+
		+	(seriously i died like five times on this misson, god i suck)
		+
		+	yeah
		+
		+	nothing at all

	== Katawa Shoujo: The Kawaii Adventures of Carl Desu ==		== Katawa Shoujo: The Kawaii Adventures of Carl Desu ==

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	'''Badstar:''' okay cool		'''Badstar:''' okay cool
		+
		+	=== Day One: San Andreas ===
		+
		+	yo dawg, name's CJ or Carl or some shit, i don't give a fuck
		+
		+	imagine this man
		+
		+	just chillin' in my fly-ass crib in liberty city when my homie calls up all like
		+
		+	"MOM'S DEAD, YO"
		+
		+	"SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET"
		+
		+	so i'm back in my hometown
		+
		+	motherfuckin' san andreas, bitch
		+
		+	word
		+
		+	but get this man, just on my way in the cab when boom
		+
		+	asshole cop arrests me out of the fuckin' blue
		+
		+	i mean really
		+
		+	what the fuck
		+
		+	asshole takes my guns, my ride, all that shit
		+
		+	gotta steal some random fuckin' bike
		+
		+	then i say fuck that shit and boom
		+
		+	steal a car and i'm on my way
		+
		+	why does no one lock their doors anymore
		+
		+	seriously
		+
		+	===Day One: San Andreas General Hospital===
		+
		+	so turns out that sweet ride belonged to a rival family
		+
		+	what a crazy random happenstance
		+
		+	haha, but seriously
		+
		+	asshole shot fifty fuckin' holes in me
		+
		+	can't a man just steal a car anymore without any fucking hassle
		+
		+	i mean really
		+
		+	come the fuck on

	== Katawa Shoujo: The Kawaii Adventures of Carl Desu ==		== Katawa Shoujo: The Kawaii Adventures of Carl Desu ==

← Older revision		Revision as of 21:13, 17 July 2012
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	'''little stevie rubbins died on the way to his home planet'''		'''little stevie rubbins died on the way to his home planet'''
		+
		+	== GTA: San Andreas: CJ's Wacky Adventure in The Land of Bunnies, Rainbows, and Drugs!!! ==
		+
		+	=== Day One: Some Steam chat ===
		+
		+	'''Emperor Lex:''' here dude have a san andreas
		+
		+	'''Emperor Lex has gifted you GTA: San Andreas'''
		+
		+	'''Badstar:''' okay cool

	== Katawa Shoujo: The Kawaii Adventures of Carl Desu ==		== Katawa Shoujo: The Kawaii Adventures of Carl Desu ==

← Older revision		Revision as of 21:09, 17 July 2012
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	just fuck it		just fuck it
		+
		+	===Whateverth Day: Boat 'N' Float===
		+
		+	yeah seriously fuck this shit
		+
		+	i must go now
		+
		+	my planet needs me
		+
		+	'''little stevie rubbins died on the way to his home planet'''

	== Katawa Shoujo: The Kawaii Adventures of Carl Desu ==		== Katawa Shoujo: The Kawaii Adventures of Carl Desu ==

← Older revision		Revision as of 05:36, 5 May 2012
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	...fuck it, where's this diary again		...fuck it, where's this diary again
		+
		+	===Sixth Night: Garden of Daraloth===
		+
		+	god i am so pathetic
		+
		+	no lockpicks, no coin, zero stealth
		+
		+	i honestly thought this would work out
		+
		+	...HOW THE FUCK DID I THINK THIS WOULD WORK OUT
		+
		+	long story short, that human bitch found the diary before me
		+
		+	tried to pickpocket it from her but she caught me
		+
		+	and like the true orc i was
		+
		+	i ran away like a little bitch
		+
		+	i just wanna kill myself
		+
		+	please
		+
		+	===Sixth Night: Garden of Daraloth===
		+
		+	so i guess this leader is either
		+
		+	A: a damn idiot
		+
		+	or
		+
		+	B: one sympathetic fucker
		+
		+	because he thought it was a good idea to give me another chance
		+
		+	he wants me to steal a sword from some redguard blacksmith chick
		+
		+	now that i actually have lockpicks, this shouldn't be so hard
		+
		+	i'll just sell a little more in the morning and try my luck at night
		+
		+	things are really looking up
		+
		+	y'know i'm feeling good
		+
		+	real good
		+
		+	think i'll treat myself to a night in an inn rather than some random bedroll
		+
		+	the boat 'n' float sounds nice
		+
		+	kinda touristy to be honest
		+
		+	but hey, a boat inn on the water
		+
		+	that is kinda cool to be honest
		+
		+	i rent a room
		+
		+	you're goin' places, stevie
		+
		+	'yer goin' places
		+
		+	===Seventh Day: The Boat 'N' Float===
		+
		+	damn i have not slept that well in ages, let me tell ya
		+
		+	i'll just hit the market and
		+
		+	wait a second
		+
		+	'''''wait a fucking second'''''
		+
		+	...the boat's moving
		+
		+	...why is the boat moving
		+
		+	...there is no reason the boat should be moving
		+
		+	...
		+
		+	fuck my life
		+
		+	just
		+
		+	just fuck it

	== Katawa Shoujo: The Kawaii Adventures of Carl Desu ==		== Katawa Shoujo: The Kawaii Adventures of Carl Desu ==

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	fuck my life		fuck my life
		+
		+	=== Fourth Night: Garden of Daraloth ===
		+
		+	well, it's not like i have anything else to lose
		+
		+	turns out some dumb bastard thought i'd be good thief material
		+
		+	just because i got tossed into jail
		+
		+	over a huge misunderstanding
		+
		+	i tried to explain this all to the leader of the group but he seemed determined to just run his damn mouth
		+
		+	there were three of us, me, some dumbass lizard, and some smug bitch
		+
		+	he gave us a challenge
		+
		+	first to steal some old guy's diary and bring it back to him would be accepted into this thieves guild bullshit
		+
		+	whoop-de-doo
		+
		+	yeah, i left skyrim to stay ''out'' of trouble
		+
		+	...yet...
		+
		+	WHAT NO
		+
		+	NO
		+
		+	BAD STEVIE THIS IS NOT THE WAY
		+
		+	so what if they'll give you a warm place to sleep
		+
		+	and food
		+
		+	and money
		+
		+	you still have your HONOR
		+
		+	...fuck it, where's this diary again

	== Katawa Shoujo: The Kawaii Adventures of Carl Desu ==		== Katawa Shoujo: The Kawaii Adventures of Carl Desu ==

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		+	== Katawa Shoujo ==