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<p>Who was killed in the House of the Brothers Strong?</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>Strong Sad, if you would please translate the oncoming gibberish?<br /> <br /> DAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaa...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=#999999&gt;Yes, I bludgeoned him. A bit funny, don't you think? One non sequitor champion killing another?<br /> <br /> Well, that's exactly why I killed him. Cardgage was a great friend of mine. We would meet up, and talk in gibberish daily. Oh, we were closer than anyone else here.<br /> <br /> Then came along the non-sequitor championship. This was a local contest that gave the winner 100 dollars a month for a year. No one would hire me, so I needed to win this contest.<br /> <br /> I found out Senor Cardgage came up with one that would undboutedy make him the winner: &quot;You might paste away if you Dinty Moure.&quot; That may not seem like much, but it would take my house and food away from me.<br /> <br /> I knew I had to get rid of him, so I decided to talk him out of it. I asked him to go to Strong Bad's house. I followed him inside, to try and talk him out of the contest. He just flat out said no, and walked away. That's when I saw the microphone.<br /> <br /> At that point, there was nothing to it. I followed him into the basement, and bashed his brains out.<br /> <br /> http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/3868/homsarhouseofthebrother.png<br /> <br /> I thought a fake suicide note would take all suspicion away from us. If only I'd remembered to write it in English...&lt;/font&gt;</div>

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