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<p>New page: == Summary == &#039;&#039;Conchris and Co. have to leave Free Country USA to go back to the Far Off Lands, where they came from.&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;Cast (In no particular order):&#039;&#039;&#039; Conchris, Cruroar, Cruria, Co...</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Summary ==<br /> ''Conchris and Co. have to leave Free Country USA to go back to the Far Off Lands, where they came from.''<br /> <br /> '''Cast (In no particular order):''' Conchris, Cruroar, Cruria, Cooksar Baker, Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, Strong Sad, Chrionroar, Bubs, Homsar, Mr. Person<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> ''{Fade into The Field, Conchris, Cruroar, Cruria, Chrionroar and Mr. Person stand behind the line which reads &quot;The Border&quot;}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Well, I guess this is it. Goodbye Homestar, Strong Bad, Strong Sad, The Cheat, Bubs, Homsar and err... everyone else I forgot to mention.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' Oh don't worry! We'll try to miss you!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{with obvious sarcasm}'' Yeah! We will!<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' Aww man! Now one of my best customers is leaving!<br /> <br /> '''HOMSAR:''' Goodbye to good pie!<br /> <br /> '''COOKSAR BAKER:''' I know that we're all given one-liners but goodbye, Conches. I'll miss you.<br /> <br /> '''MR. PERSON:''' Well, should we get a move on? The sun's about to rise.<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Ah, yes. Let's go...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to The Field, again, all characters are completely black, Conchris and Co. walk offscreen whilst sad music plays in the background}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' I'll miss them...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a blank screen, the words fade in reading, &quot;Five Hours later&quot; and then fades out after three seconds to a forest}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' How long do we have to travel? My little Cheat-like legs are starting to ache!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Not much farther now...<br /> <br /> ''{A sudden flash of bright light envelopes the screen, it then quickly disappears and two humans stand where Cruroar and Cruria once stood}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' What the?!<br /> <br /> '''CRURIA:''' Huh?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Humph, I knew this would happen. Upon entering the border, all characters due for a change, change.<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Sweet!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' But that also means that your personality had to be totally rewritten and you won't remember the first thing about Free Country USA.<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' What's Free Country USA?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Umm... nevermind, let's keep going...<br /> <br /> ''{Fade out to black, more words fade in reading, &quot;Two hours later&quot; and then fades out after three seconds into a city at night}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Well, we made it here.<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Is this it?!<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' I has cheeseburger?!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' From here on out, this will be our new setting.<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Setting?!<br /> <br /> '''MR. PERSON:''' So, am I classified as a villain or a good guy?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' You're classified as a good guy, a know-it-all who likes being smug.<br /> <br /> '''MR. PERSON:''' Humph.<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Also, you Cruria. You're getting a name change.<br /> <br /> '''CRURIA:''' Huh? To what?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Cieeia, now I won't be able to confuse you with Cruroar.<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' Neat!<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' DO I WIN ANYTHUNG?!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' No, no you don't. I see you're the designated random-acting character for this email show from here on out.<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' WHOOPEE!<br /> <br /> ''{Chrionroar suddenly flies offscreen and starts running on the buildings in the background during the next three lines}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Right, now that we've got that settled. Let's go!<br /> <br /> ''{The screen suddenly becomes sketchy}''<br /> <br /> '''MR. I.M NARRATOR:''' And that is how Con_email.wue is starting off on.<br /> <br /> ''{The Paper comes down reading, &quot;Do I get a comeback too?&quot;}''<br /> <br /> '''MR. I.M NARRATOR:''' Yes, yes you will.<br /> <br /> &gt;[[Con_email.wue|Back]]</div>

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