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<p>&quot;COME ON! STEP IT UP!&quot; I am, Sonic! &quot;YOU&#039;RE TOO SLOW!&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>[[Image:Conemailseason4.PNG]]<br /> == Summary ==<br /> ''Conchris goes on an adventure to find Chaos Emeralds, only to find that it was a... figure it out yourself''<br /> <br /> '''Cast in order of appearance:'''<br /> <br /> '''Page Title:''' SONIK TEH HEDGEYHOGG!<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Checking my email.<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=email&gt;DOS Mode Active:&lt;br /&gt;<br /> Dear Conchris,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> I need your help finding the chaos emeralds!&lt;br /&gt;<br /> Sonic Teh Hedgehog&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Sonic the Hedgehog, eh? Well, I'll help you out. Somehow... TO THE S0N1( universe!<br /> <br /> ''{Flash of light, Conchris lands in Green Hill Zone}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' OWW! Those things are bad for you!<br /> <br /> ''{Homestar comes on-screen}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' Woah! Look at me! I'm like speedy and stuff.<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Homestar?! GAH! And I would've have an adventure without a H*R character appearing.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' Well, it is against the Wikiverse law to do that.<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Well, maybe you're right, follow me then.<br /> <br /> ''{Conchris speeds off-screen, Homestar pauses and thinks then runs off-screen}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the loop}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Okay, now if only...<br /> <br /> ''{Conchris attempts to run around the loop, only to fall down on his head}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Ow! My head!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' Cool! Let me try!<br /> <br /> ''{Homestar speeds around the loop, and disappears off-screen}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Sheesh, since when did Homestar become Sonic?<br /> <br /> ''{A ring loss sound plays}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' ''{off-screen}'' AHH! That hurts!<br /> <br /> ''{Conchris runs through the loop and the next screen is visible as Homestar was hit by a Badnik}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Wow, and I thought Homestar was a great runner-like guy.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' Just kill that bug! THE GOOD TIMES WILL BE OVER!<br /> <br /> ''{Conchris stomps the badnik, revealing a hole, Conchris falls through}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' AHH!<br /> <br /> ''{A thump is heard, cut to inside the hole}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Strong Bad? What are you doing here?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh! Umm... I found these... RUN THE CHEAT! RUN LIKE THE WIND!<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad and The Cheat run off-screen}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Great...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to &quot;Green Hill Zone&quot;}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' With these jewels, I can retire to the MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!<br /> <br /> ''{A blue blur passes Strong Bad, the &quot;Chaos Emeralds&quot; disappear from Strong Bad's boxing glove hands.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' What the? Who's there?<br /> <br /> '''VOICE:''' I am...<br /> <br /> '''SONIC:''' SONIC! THE HEDGEHOG! Guy....<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Aww man! Not another freaking crap-for-brains. Let's go The Cheat!<br /> <br /> '''SONIC:''' Fine! Leave! I don't care! ''{Strong Bad and The Cheat leave to the left side of the screen}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Conchris' Room}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' GAH! Oh, it was just a dream. I'll never answer emails that'll take to other universes again.<br /> <br /> {{thepaperconchris|wittyremark=wittyremark&lt;/lame&gt;}}<br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> <br /> == Author's Comment ==<br /> 1/5 - Ugh. Don't like it at all, I would've been more creative if I wasn't constrained to one universe and trying to keep everybody from two different universes in character. I'll never do something like this again...ever.</div>

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