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<p>Season 4 get!</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>__TOC__<br /> [[Image:Conemailseason4.PNG]]<br /> [[Image:Conemailemail91.PNG|thumb|YOUR SHARK A SPLODE! Conchris stuns the shark, which seems to give off an explosion]]<br /> == Summary ==<br /> ''Conchris goes to some kinda island to free Strong Sader and Gilbert, then comes back.''<br /> <br /> '''Cast in order of appearance:'''<br /> <br /> '''Page Title:''' ARGLEBARGLE!<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Back checking emails! Let's check thisa one!<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=email&gt;<br /> Dear Conchris,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> We are stuck in a prison Somewhere!&lt;br /&gt;<br /> HELP!&lt;br /&gt;<br /> Strong Sader + Gilbert&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' ''{typing}'' Somewhere? Isn't that the island that houses insane natives? And Homsars? This definitely sounds like a mission. I'm on my way!<br /> <br /> ''{Conchris runs off-screen, cut to the airport}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Hey! You! Yeah, you!<br /> <br /> '''CHEAT AIRLINES CHEAT:''' Meh meh?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' AHH! Not you again! Okay, I would like a ticket to Somewhere, please.<br /> <br /> '''CHEAT AIRLINES CHEAT:''' Meh meh mneh meh meh!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' What do you mean Somewhere doesn't exist? It does!<br /> <br /> '''CHEAT AIRLINES CHEAT:''' Meh meh mneh...<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Okay fine, don't let me unleash my killer robot lions on you!<br /> <br /> '''CHEAT AIRLINES CHEAT:''' Meh meh!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' ALRIGHT! Jeeze...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the ocean, Conchris is in a boat}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Okay, now all I have to do is...<br /> <br /> ''{A shark swallows the boat, cut to inside the shark}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Oh great, now what am I going to do?<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the ocean, an explosion appears from the water, a pause and Conchris rises to the surface}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Okay, time for Plan B...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the airport}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' I'd like a ticket to Somewhere please.<br /> <br /> '''CHEAT AIRLINES CHEAT:''' Meh mneh meh meh mneh meh mnehmeh!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' GAH! Why am I always coming here when they don't have tickets to Somewhere?<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the ocean}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Maybe this time I won't get swallowed by a-<br /> <br /> ''{A shark swallows the boat, an explosion and Conchris rises to the surface}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' This is getting ridicolous!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to inside the helicopter}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Why didn't I think of that before!<br /> <br /> ''{Homestar walks in}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' Hey Conchris!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Hey. So... Anything happen yet?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' Oh, not really, but I let Frank Benddetto drive.<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Good for y- Wait? YOU'RE GOING TO KILL US!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' I know! Can you believe it?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Looks like I'm gonna have to jump!<br /> <br /> ''{Conchris jumps out the side, distant screams are heard and then a thump}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the prison}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' How did I survive?<br /> <br /> ''{Camera pans out to reveal a trampoline}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Thank goodness for the convienantly placed trampoline! Why did I say that anyway? Ah well...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to some kinda prison cell with a sign pointing towards it saying &quot;WE ARE HERE!&quot;}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Where are they?<br /> <br /> ''{Conchris walks off-screen}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SADER:''' Oh come on! It's very obvious we're here!<br /> <br /> ''{Conchris walks back on-screen}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Hey look! A sign!<br /> <br /> ''{Conchris starts to climb up to the sign}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SADER:''' Oh no, now he's going to do something to the sign, oh great, that's just great!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Kaboom! Kaboom!<br /> <br /> ''{Conchris runs off-screen, revealing the bombs}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SADER:''' Oh cra-<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the island, an explosion occurs sending Strong Sader and Gilbert flying into the helicopter, the helicopter leaves}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to inside prison}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Aww! I forgot to rescue them! Ah well, might as well teleport out.<br /> <br /> ''{Conchris teleports out, cut to Conchris' computer room, Conchris re-appears}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Thank goodness! Home Sweet Home!<br /> <br /> '''OVERVOICE:''' Wait, if you could do that, why didn't you do it in the first place?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' WHY DIDN'T I DO IT IN THE FIRST PLACE?! AUGH! ''{smacks head on keyboard and leaves it there, the computer starts beeping every 2 seconds}''<br /> <br /> {{thepaperconchris|wittyremark=20X6!}}<br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> <br /> == Author's Comment ==<br /> 4/5 - I liked this email alot, I liked the part with the explosion.</div>

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