https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Con_email.wue%2F60Con email.wue/60 - Revision history2026-04-25T11:26:20ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Con_email.wue/60&diff=29687&oldid=prevConchris: I forgot that some emails contained images...2008-08-07T15:13:06Z<p>I forgot that some emails contained images...</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Summary ==<br />
''Conchris gets a gibberish email. The poop.death virus attacks''<br />
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'''Cast:''' Conchris, Homestar Runner, Poop.death Minion, Strong Bad, Captain Homestar, The Homestar Runner, The Cheat, The ^&*%(((*(" (Do not correct, it is meant as a glitch), Bu6753589uit, Poop.death, Bubs<br />
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'''Places:''' Conchris' Room, The Stick, (Changes name everytime) HJSMH*Y&$^TY()"O*$(, Poop Castle<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
'''CONCHRIS:''' How many emails does it take to screw a light bulb? 60 that's what!<br />
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<blockquote class=email><br />
Dear Poopchris,<br /><br />
Your butt eats the cheat.<br /><br />
You have a Walrus under your crap compressor.<br /><br />
You eat melkor!<br /><br />
From,<br /><br />
Buttwipes McPoop<br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{reading}'' Dear Poopsmithchris, Your butt eats the cheat. You have a walrus under your crap whatchamacallit. You eat what? From, Trolling Troll. ''{typing}'' Trolling Troll? I thought they lived in fairy tales!<br />
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<blockquote class="email" style="background:#2222FF; text-align:center">FLAGRANT LAPPY ERROR<br /><br />
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The explorer is down. I dunno know what <br /><br />
you did, poopface, but you sure <br /><br />
pooped it up good.</blockquote><br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' What the? What's next?<br />
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<blockquote class="email" style="background:#2222FF; text-align:center">MAJOR POOPY ERROR<br /><br />
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It has come to our attention that you suck!</blockquote><br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Oh ha ha!<br />
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<blockquote class="email" style="background:#2222FF; text-align:center">FLAGRANT LAPPY ERROR<br /><br />
<br /><br />
The explorer is down. I dunno know what <br /><br />
you did, crapface, but you sure <br /><br />
crashed it up good.</blockquote><br />
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'''CONCHRIS:'''' STOP WITH THE FLAGRANT LAPPY ERRORS!!!<br />
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[[Image:Conchrisemail60.gif]]<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Oh great!<br />
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''{Homestar comes in}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh great what?<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Oh great, the compy is about to...<br />
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''{Poop.death minion pops out}''<br />
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'''POOP.DEATH MINION:''' Master! We are here!<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Quick! Run! ''{runs off with Homestar}''<br />
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''{Cut to The Stick}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Just hanging out...<br />
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''{Captain Homestar appears}''<br />
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'''CAPTAIN HOMESTAR:''' Who are ye? Ye be familiar!<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Please! I'm not who you think! I swear!<br />
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''{Conchris comes in}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Guys, why are we in a cartoon?<br />
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''{Homestar turns into The Homestar Runner}''<br />
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'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What?<br />
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''{The Cheat comes in}''<br />
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'''THE CHEAT:''' MEH! MNEH MEH MEH!<br />
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''{The Cheat turns into The &*((%&*&%*}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Everything's getting more glitcher by the minute.<br />
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'''THE *&%UI"%HJ:''' ''{distorted cheatese}''<br />
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''{Bu&*(%Y"*&%893358 comes in}''<br />
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'''BUYR£*(IU££^JHRU£IJHK:''' ''{distorted}'' That will be 123456789 Centuries!<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Centuries? Are some people crazy?<br />
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'''THE £"&$*"$UIIHJ:''' ''{distorted cheatese}''<br />
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''{The background changes and they land in UFHYUH£*&U"IO*("(!I*(YU%*"IU%*U}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' What the? Is this place becoming glitchier?<br />
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'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What's a glitch?<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{In Stinkoman's voice}'' You don't know what a Missingno is? ''{In a normal voice}'' Wait....<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{In 1-Up's voice}'' I want to be the glitchy guy too!<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Umm...<br />
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'''THE HTUIWHS*(%£IUOJTK$:''' ''{wiggles invinsible nose}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' This is too crazy!<br />
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''{The background changes to Poop Castle}''<br />
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'''POOP.DEATH:''' Well, well, well. What do we have here? Morons and their little pet!<br />
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'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What?<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' You're the cause of it?<br />
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'''POOP.DEATH:''' Yes, and soon, Strong Bad will be obsolete! ''{pan right to reveal Strong Bad, head only}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey! Stop eating me!<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' You are merely a code. Only tougher. But... NORTON ANTIVIRUS!<br />
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''{Norton Antivirus comes out of nowhere and starts wiping Poop.Death clean}''<br />
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'''POOP.DEATH:''' ''{voice becoming higher as he gets cleaner}'' OH NO! I WILL BE BACK! JUST YOU WAIT! I WILL BE Bac.... ''{dissappears}''<br />
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''{Everyone becomes normal}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Go away Everyone! Nobody likes your style!<br />
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'''EVERYONE:''' ''{walks off}''<br />
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''{The Cheat, Strong Bad, Homestar and Bubs becomes normal}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Phew! Now what?<br />
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''{The background changes to The Stick again}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Horray! We have finally fixed it!<br />
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'''BUBS:''' That reminds me! Your computer was part of that virus that it was wiped in the process!<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' What the? My COMPUTER! MY LONGEST-LIVING COMPUTER!<br />
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''{The Paper comes down}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' You all suck... ''{starts crying}''<br />
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''{The Paper covers the screen}''</div>Conchris