https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Con_email.wue%2F59Con email.wue/59 - Revision history2026-04-21T08:30:18ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Con_email.wue/59&diff=29695&oldid=prevConchris: New page: == Summary == ''Conchris gets an email about how he stays so dang healthy all the time, he gets sick and Homestar answers the email'' '''Cast in order of appearance:''' Conchris, Homestar...2008-08-07T15:13:33Z<p>New page: == Summary == ''Conchris gets an email about how he stays so dang healthy all the time, he gets sick and Homestar answers the email'' '''Cast in order of appearance:''' Conchris, Homestar...</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Summary ==<br />
''Conchris gets an email about how he stays so dang healthy all the time, he gets sick and Homestar answers the email''<br />
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'''Cast in order of appearance:''' Conchris, Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Bubs<br />
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'''Places:''' Conchris' Room, The Stick, Bubs' Concession Stand<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
'''CONCHRIS:''' Woah! I wonder why people answer emails after like...5 seconds after their last one?<br />
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<blockquote class=email><br />
Dear Con,<br /><br />
I've noticed how you never<br /><br />
seem to get sick<br /><br />
how do you stay so healthy all the time?<br /><br />
~Limoman</blockquote><br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{reading}'' Dear Con, I've noticed how you never seem to get sick no full stop. How do you stay so healthy all the time? Tilde Limoface. ''{typing}'' Well, Limoleg, I never get sick because, I'm more healthier than the whole cast. But... sometimes I get sick in the winter for some reas... ''{falls over}'' ''{in a weak voice}'' on. Oh great, ''{cough}'' I'm freaking ''{cough}'' sick!<br />
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''{Homestar comes in}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{weakly}'' Homestar, don't get on the compy...<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Get on the compy? Okay! ''{gets on the compy}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{weakly}'' Ow...<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Woah! CONCHRIS! THIS EMAIL IS FOR YOU!<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{weakly}'' I'm right here...<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' You're at The Stick? I'll go there right now! ''{runs off}''<br />
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''{Cut to The Stick}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' And that is how Dinosaurs died.<br />
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''{Homestar comes in}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Hey Stong Bad! Have you seen a The Conchris?<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' No and it is Strong Bad, Honestart.<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' I'll go to Bubs!<br />
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''{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand}''<br />
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''{Homestar comes in}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Have you seen a The Conchris?<br />
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'''BUBS:''' Lemme see... ''{checks the list}'' Drinks. Pie. Compy. Food. Nope! We're fresh out of Conchris'!<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' What? Where is he?<br />
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''{Conchris comes in}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Right here!<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Yay! Conchris, go back to your room in my house to answer that email.<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{turns to face audience}'' And that is why I hate being sick.<br />
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''{The Paper covers the screen}''</div>Conchris