Conchris: /* Transcript */

2008-08-07T15:15:05Z

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== Summary ==
''The Description is still taking a vacation!''

'''Cast in order of appearance:''' Conchris, Cruril the 3rd, Captain Homestar

'''Places:''' Conchris' Room, The Blue Star

== Transcript ==
'''CONCHRIS:''' Email?

<blockquote class=email>
Dear C. Chris, 
What do you think of that Stinkoman game? 
H*R 700</blockquote>

'''CONCHRIS:''' Yeesh, do people run out of ideas that quick? Do you think what I think of that game? I think it is...''{mutters}'' deleted...

''{The Computer changes into a pre square}''

<pre>DELETED!!!</pre>

''{The Computer changes back}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' That was too random, better get an excuse to extend the email.

''{cut to The Blue Star}''

'''CRURIL THE 3RD:''' Yarr! This be another sea mail rap!

<blockquote class=written>
Dear Cruril the 3rd, 
Do you think our ships should join forces? 
My ship: The rusty oester may prove invaluable to you. 
List of crew excluding me: 
 
First mate H*R 
Limpy Josh 
Patch-eyed Dino 
 
Yours, Captain Saderworth
</blockquote>

'''CRURIL THE 3RD:''' Ya-har! Captain Homestar! Turn this beauty around! We're going fer' The Rust Oyster.

'''CAPTAIN HOMESTAR:''' Aye aye, Admiral Cruril! ''{turns wheel}''

''{Cut to the TV Room, presumably the same room that is currently used for H*R.com's toons menu}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' This episode of The Blue Star is going to be cool! It is so awesome!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Go Captain Me!

''{Cut to The Blue Star}''

'''CAPTAIN HOMESTAR:''' Rusty Oyster, ahoy!

'''CRURIL THE 3RD:''' Yar! Let's be goings then!

'''CAPTAIN HOMESTAR:''' Aye aye!

''{the screen gets a black shade over it and a letter comes up}''

<blockquote class=written>What happens next? (No longer works)
*[[{{PAGENAME}}#1|They get ship-wrecked]]
*[[{{PAGENAME}}#2|The Rusty Oyster is actually The Evil Ahoy]]
*[[{{PAGENAME}}#3|The Email ends quickly]]</blockquote>

=== Choices ===
==== 1 ====
== Summary ==
'''Cast in order of appearance:''' Homestar Runner, Conchris, Captain Homestar, Cruril the 3rd, Some Sailor, Some Other Sailor

'''Places in order of appearance:''' Homestar's 'Teebie' room, The Blue Star, The Sea

== Transcript ==
''{Homestar Runner comes in with the popcorn}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' I'm back with the popcorn!

'''CONCHRIS:''' Shush! They're restarting!

''{Cut to The Blue Star}''

''{A bang is heard}''

'''CRURIL THE 3RD:''' YARR! What be that?

'''CAPTAIN HOMESTAR:''' We be attacked by coral reefs and icebergs! The wind is pushing us to it!

'''CRURIL THE 3RD:''' Shiver me timbers! Some Sailor and Some Other Sailor! Bring ye sails in!

'''SOME SAILOR:''' ''{in a posh british accent}'' I dare say that this ship is done for!

'''SOME OTHER SAILOR:''' Who cares? Do ye want to walk ye plank?

'''SOME SAILOR:''' Oh bother! The shi... ''{ship sinks, Cruril the 3rd and Captain Homestar hold onto the edge of the iceberg}''

'''CRURIL THE 3RD:''' Ye be an idiot for sailing us through here.

'''CAPTAIN HOMESTAR:''' Sorry, captain...

'''CRURIL THE 3RD:''' YE ARE DEMOTED TO OFFICER. Any objections and ye will be sleepin' with the fishes.

''{Cut to Homestar's TV Room}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' That's it? That is too crummy...

'''HOMESTAR:''' Well, the guy who looks like me got demoted, that's a good thing right?

'''CONCHRIS:''' Ugh... I be going... ''{leaves}''

''{The Paper comes down}''

==== 2 ====
== Summary ==
'''Cast in order of appearance:''' Cruril the 3rd, Captain Homestar, Strong Badlackbeard, Captain Strong Mad, Strong Sailor, The Preat

'''Places:''' The Blue Star, The Black Ahoy

== Transcript ==

'''CRURIL THE 3RD:''' Capin' Homestar, I see The Rusty Oyster ahead!

'''CAPTAIN HOMESTAR:''' That's not The Rusty Oyster, That's The Black Ahoy! YARR!

''{Cut to The Black Ahoy}''

'''STRONG BADLACKBEARD:''' Shiver me timbers! I see Captain Homestar and that dumb pirate ahead. STRONG SAILOR! BRING THE SHIP CLOSER OR IT BE THE PLANK FOR YE!

'''STRONG SAILOR:''' ''{sighs}'' Okay... ''{spins wheel}''

'''CAPTAIN STRONG MAD:''' I AM CAPTAIN!

''{Cut to The Blue Star}''

'''CRURIL THE 3RD:''' Yarr! Prepare for ferocious battle men!

''{Cut to The Black Ahoy, Cruril the 3rd and Strong Badlackbeard are having a sword fight, words come up}''

<blockquote>Control Cruril the 3rd to victory!
*Press W to block High
*Press S to block Middlin'
*Press X to block Low

*Press E to strike High
*Press D to strike Middlin'
*Press C to strike Low
</blockquote>

''{After you win the fight}''

'''STRONG BADLACKBEARD:''' Yar-har! ''{knocks the sword out of Cruril the 3rd's hands}'' There be no escape for ye!

'''CRURIL THE 3RD:''' Ye and what ship?

''{The Preat jumps in and barely swipes Cruil the 3rd}''

'''CRURIL THE 3RD:''' Weaklings... ''{kicks Strong Badlackbeard and runs off}''

'''STRONG BADLACKBEARD:''' YE WILL BE BACK! I KNOW YE! YE WILL BE BACK!

''{The paper comes down}''

==== 3 ====
== Summary ==
'''Cast in order of appearance:''' Conchris, Homestar Runner

'''Places:''' Homestar's TV Room

== Transcript ==
''{The adverts on the TV end and it switches to the Boredem channel, the voices unless stated are monotone}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Ugh, this is boring.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Yeah, it is.

'''CONCHRIS:''' Want to go outside.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Okay.

''{Conchris and Homestar slowly get up and walk off}''

'''MAN IN TV:''' No wait! Come back! We're only getting to the best part!

''{The Paper comes down}''

'''MAN IN TV:''' Please don't end the email The Paper! ''{starts sobbing}''

''{The Paper comes down an extra line: "Who cares? I signal the end of the email, moron}''

'''MAN IN TV:''' Don't ''{sob}'' you ''{sob}'' be ''{sob}'' MEAN TO ME! ''{starts crying}''

''{The Paper covers the screen}''

'''MAN IN TV:''' MY LIFE IS A JOKE! ''{continues crying}''

== Fun Facts ==
=== Explanations ===
*The Computer changing to a pre square explains that the pre squares are way too overrated.

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Conchris: /* Transcript */