https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Con_email.wue%2F56Con email.wue/56 - Revision history2026-04-25T18:07:08ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Con_email.wue/56&diff=29692&oldid=prevConchris: New page: == Summary == ''Conchris gets a gibberish email, random time email/mail checking ensues'' '''Cast (In order of appearance):''' Conchris, Homestar Runner, Cruril, The Homestar Runner, Crur...2008-08-07T15:13:14Z<p>New page: == Summary == ''Conchris gets a gibberish email, random time email/mail checking ensues'' '''Cast (In order of appearance):''' Conchris, Homestar Runner, Cruril, The Homestar Runner, Crur...</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Summary ==<br />
''Conchris gets a gibberish email, random time email/mail checking ensues''<br />
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'''Cast (In order of appearance):''' Conchris, Homestar Runner, Cruril, The Homestar Runner, Cruril the 3rd, Captain Homestar, Chriscon, Cruroar<br />
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'''Date Created:''' '''''03 October 2005'''''<br />
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'''Places:''' Conchris' Room, Cruril's Mailbox, The Blue Star, Chriscon's House<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{types in Conchris_owning_you_since_2005.exe}'' Have to check my email...<br />
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<blockquote class=email><br />
Dear Conchris,<br /><br />
What is your daily milk?<br /><br />
I mean, your gut is fat nachos!,<br /><br />
Go hurt a bush you soda!<br /><br />
Your crap,<br /><br />
Stong Sada (Strong Sader's Homsar counter-part)</blockquote><br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' What? This is pure gibberish! It got past my... gibberish... blocker.. Why don't you send an email to Conril? DELETED!<br />
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<blockquote class=email><br />
<big><big><big>DELETED!!!</big></big></big></blockquote><br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{comes in}'' Hello Conchris!<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Homestar? I thought you were sick?<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh right! ''{starts groaning}'' Ugh...<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Fine, I'll do your chores...again..<br />
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''{Cut to Cruril's Mailbox}''<br />
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'''CRURIL:''' Oh boy! Mail is great!<br />
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<blockquote class=written><font face="wingdings"><br />
Dear Cruril,<br /><br />
What is your daily milk?<br /><br />
I mean, your gut is fat nachos!,<br /><br />
Go hurt a bush you soda!<br /><br />
Your crap,<br /><br />
Sicka Sama (Sicker Sam's Homsar counter-part) </font></blockquote><br />
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'''CRURIL:''' What? This mail is utter gibberish. I dare say that this is not written in rather posh letters. The Homestar Runner, dispose of this insulting mail!<br />
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''{The Homestar Runner eats the mail}''<br />
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'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yum?<br />
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''{Cut to The Blue Star}''<br />
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'''CRURIL THE 3RD:''' Arr har! It's time to check me sea mail!<br />
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<blockquote class=written><font face="arial black"><br />
Dear Cruril the 3rd,<br /><br />
What is your daily milk?<br /><br />
I mean, your gut is fat nachos!,<br /><br />
Go hurt a bush you soda!<br /><br />
Your crap,<br /><br />
Cappy Saddinderth (Captain Sadersworth's Homsar counter-part)</font></blockquote><br />
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'''CRURIL THE 3RD:''' SHIVER ME TIMBERS! Captain Homestar, make this walk the plank!<br />
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'''CAPTAIN HOMESTAR:''' Will do! ''{a splash is heard}''<br />
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''{Cut to Chriscon's house}''<br />
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'''CHRISCON:''' ''{types in 'Chriscon_owning_you_since_2005.exe'}'' This challenge rules!<br />
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<blockquote class=email><br />
Dear Chriscon,<br /><br />
What is your daily milk?<br /><br />
I mean, your gut is fat nachos!,<br /><br />
Go hurt a bush you soda!<br /><br />
Your crap,<br /><br />
0-4D4 (5-3R's Homsar counter-part)</blockquote><br />
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'''CHRISCON:''' ''{typing}'' What? Is this email asking for a challenge? I don't have daily milk and my gut isn't fat nachos. Okay, I'll go hurt a bush with my soda. I'm not crap! This is email is like it's asking for challenge or insulting me. ''{types in DELETED!!! but doesn't delete it}'' Prepare for a DOUBLE DEELLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEE!<br />
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<blockquote class=email><br />
<font color=blue><big><big><big><b>DOUBLE DELETED!!!</b></big></big></big></font></blockquote><br />
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''{Cut back to Conchris' Room, Cruroar is still in the bucket from last time}''<br />
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'''CRUROAR:''' ''{crying noises, the computer in front of him is still BSoD.}''<br />
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''{The paper comes down, all crinkled with a distorted noise, '<font face="marlett">Click [[Con_email.exe/Inbox|Here]] to email Conchris</font>.'}''</div>Conchris